I wish you a wonderful week dear

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Sometimes when I poop, I use the shaping attachment from my old Play Doh fun set. I place it on my anus, and make poops in different shapes. There’s nothing strange about that at all. I’m an American, living in America, and if I want to have poops shaped like stars, I have every right to. The founding fathers would have wanted it that way.

Have a nice day ;)

Modern art is something wild. I consider sucking ♥♥♥♥ an art form. When someone tells me to suck his ♥♥♥♥ I view it as an honor and a privilege. Not to mention an opportunity to show off my unparalleled ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ skills. Most of the time, the man puts up quite the struggle and yells at me that he didn't mean it literally. But I see straight through that ruse. When I finally free that ♥♥♥♥ from his pants and place it inside my mouth everything changes. The look of blissful ecstasy on his face reaffirms what I already hold true in my heart. This is what I was born to do. ♥♥♥♥ is my medium and I am its master. No ♥♥♥♥.