Recent reviews by wolf_o_fate

i have crashed my game multiple times through my antics, 10/10

stop stop, twist it left. no not your left my left!

best furniture moving simulator on the market.

The only thing unique about this game is that it's part of the "Mafia" franchise/IP. Extremely bland story, missions, and gameplay. At most i guess it's pretty to look at and watch but that doesn't make a game worth $50+

-The story is so generic and ubiquitos that it can be found in literally any other book/film/game/play, and is just dissapointing as you can predict the ending within the second chapter.

-The gunplay is your standard duck behind cover until you can safely take a shot at "Bad Guy™" with to occasional grenade or shotgun wielding rusher.

-Missions are just generic "Win race" "kill XYZ" "rescue damsel/ally" with no real interest and the most exciting bit about them is challenging yourself to be sneaky and there is only about 3 missions worth sneaking in as the only reward for doing so is an achievement.

-The "open world" has the same issue as any number of Ubisoft games where there are about a hundred or so collectibles and no real reward for finding them outside of flavor text and a achievement at the end for collecting them all. there's no reason to upgrade gear or get money outside of skins 3 more gameplay perks (slightly faster healing/reloading/and so on) and changing from starting weapon A to B when the game decides to let you pick your weapon before beginning a leg of the story.

dropping a partner to please a extremely small vocal minority that doesn't even play video games half the time is the definition of stupid, listening to those kind of "customers" is the reason why AAA gaming is such a toxic wasteland.

abandoned and unfinished.

OSHA approved experience.

a game you can generally turn your mind off and listen to a podcast in the background with, i'm not big on opening card packs but it does seem to scratch that itch should you have it.

i understand now why retired dads go on fishing trips with their friends.

most innovative scam.

In comedy, timing is everything.

this game has both scared me senseless and made me laugh to the point of wheezing. absolute great time and well worth all the attention it's been getting lately