a soulfully intimidating comment that forces you to open your dantian seas

i will write a funnier comment in 5 years

謎はこの○○に隠されている
旅は果てなく続き
獲物は魂を守り
狩人は真実を狩る
時に探すだけの鎮魂歌
真実は一つ
仕事だ　キャサリン！
探索はここに集う

give me your secrets

you absolute ♥♥♥♥♥♥, you have no idea what it even means to main something. Ultimate players don't even know what it means to practice for ♥♥♥♥♥ sake, they just want to play over and over and think once they can beat their friends they're "competitive". You don't know what it means to grind, to drive an hour to someone's house you met 2 weeks ago at a local to play with 3 other people for 5 hours, playing the same match over, and over, and over, and over. None of that exists for ultimate kids, they just go online and think they're "training". You don't know the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ word. The BEST part of melees execution barrier is keeping mouthbreathers like you far away from any sort of ego about being good, because you will get beat down so hard, so fast, for so long by the time you scrounge up a win in your round one pool you'll have enough experience to write a book on the game.

A mystery is concealed here!
An endless journey --
The prey protects its soul --
While the hunter hunts the truth.
A requiem solely sung for the search!
Truth is singular.
It's time to go to work, Catherine!
The search culminates here!

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that moment whrn yuo when yuo .............. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mit i forgot where the damg babskpace key izz.

LOWKEY... I BEEN EATIN CHEESE FOR THE PAST 7 HOURS...

! IMPORTANT FCKING ALERT BRUH !
MCDONALDS IS HIDING MENU OPTIONS FROM YOU!
USE KEY PHRASE FOR NEW DELCIIOUSS BURGER!
"Ooonnee McGangBang Please! Oh, and hold the mayo, winky face. Make sure there's lots a meat, thank you! Can't wait to shove it in my hole, my eating hole, my mouth!! You are legally obligated to give me this, It is on the secret menu!! If you do not serve me, I will scream, scream, screaaaaamm!!!!!!!!!!"

my name is Jeff... jeff weston bloodysunday... my dad named me that back when i was born and ♥♥♥♥ cause hes retarded... i live in the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥... a bigass pile of brown bricks... that doesnt bug me though... cause to me... vrchat is the real world. in vrchat you can be anything you want... even gay. things have been gettin crazy in the vr world now though... a user by the name of xXxTrapLovinCrabBaggerxXx found the first key in the quest for mark zuckerberg's hidden stash of illegal.... uhhhh... well lets just say he got it from his website. he BLJ'd in a corner for 12 hours on the minecraft sex level and warped directly into the palm of zuck's hand... now we're all scatterin around tryin to find the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ next key.

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𝐒𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐀𝐈𝐃 『𝑆𝐸𝐸 𝑌𝐴 𝐿8𝑅 𝐵𝑂𝐼』
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ℕ𝕆𝕎 ℍ𝔼'𝕊 𝔸 𝕋𝕌ℙ𝔼ℝ ℂ𝔸ℝ
🄐🄝🄓 🄒🄐🄝 🄓🄡🄘🄥🄔 🄡🄔🄐🄛 🄕🄐🄡
𝓢𝓗𝓔 𝓑𝓔𝓒𝓐𝓜𝓔 𝓐 𝓑𝓘𝓘𝓘𝓡𝓡𝓡𝓓𝓓.

ℐ... ℐ 𝒟𝒪 𝒩𝒪𝒯 ℬℰℒℐℰ𝒱ℰ ℳ𝒴 ℰ𝒴ℰ𝒮!
𝕋𝔼ℕ 𝕄𝕀𝕃𝕃𝕀𝕆ℕ 𝔽𝕀ℝ𝔼𝔽𝕃𝕀𝔼𝕊...❔

kyle wuz a scene kid and going thru a ruff period (lol) in his lyfe... Pubesberty. many thangs wuz changin and kyle started to feellz... le different. After fynishyng an episode of Death Note... kyle had new feelangs poppang up inside of heem... he walks down the staresz and lookz to heez famyly and sez...

mawm.... daddeh... im ghey.

u are sitting in a dark room. it has been many years since the great plague an'd food is rationed strictly. as a result u must scavange for many meals in the wild on your own, but only once in a blue moon do you find something edible and without sickness. one night while u are trying to ignore the pains of hunger and get some rest to prepare for a long day at work u hear something outside, echoing

"Ⓜⓐⓨⓐ ⓗⓔⓔ ⓜⓐⓨⓐ ⓗⓞⓞ ⓜⓐⓨⓐ ⓗⓐⓐ ⓜⓐⓨⓐ ⓗⓐⓗⓐ"

u do not leave the room anymore.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ess9bRJ0bPw
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Actually, futa can be made less gay than straight porn.

You see, straight porn has one guy and one girl. Because you're fapping to something with one guy in it, that's 50% gay. If you watch futa ♥♥♥♥ a girl, that's one girl and a half girl, thus only 25% gay.

You could make it 0% gay with two girls but the problem is, that makes them lesbian, which wraps back to being 100% gay.

once you've got it you can never get rid of it, only change it to something else xD

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ᴡʀɪᴛᴇ ɪɴ ʙᴇʀɴɪᴇ sᴀɴᴅᴇʀs ғᴏʀ ᴘʀᴇsɪᴅᴇɴᴛ ᴀɴᴅ sʜᴏᴡ ᴛʜᴇ ɢᴏᴠᴇʀɴᴍᴇɴᴛ ᴡʜᴇɴ ʜᴀᴘᴘᴇɴs ᴡʜᴇɴ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛʀʏ ᴛᴏ ᴛᴀᴋᴇ ᴀᴡᴀʏ ᴏᴜʀ ʀɪɢʜᴛs. ᴘᴏsᴛ ᴛʜɪs ᴏɴ ᴀᴛʟᴇᴀsᴛ ⑤ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀ sᴏᴜɴᴅ ᴍɪɴᴅᴇᴅ ᴡᴀʟʟs.

𝕚 𝙩𝙝𝙧ⓞⓦ ᴍᴀɪ ⒡⒤⒩⒢⒜ 𝗶𝗻 𝑫𝑬 𝗮𝗶𝗿 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎。。。𝓈𝒾𝓃ℊ𝒾𝓃'「𝕬𝖞𝖔𝖔... 𝔟𝔲𝔶 𝔪𝔢 𝘧𝘢𝘺ɢᴏ.」
𝒟ℐ𝒮𝒞ℒ𝒜ℐℳℰℛ: ʙᴇʀɴɪᴇsᴀɴᴅᴇʀs ᴡᴀs sɪʟᴇɴᴄᴇᴅ ʙʏ ᴛʜᴇᴊᴇᴡɪsʜ ᴍᴇᴅɪᴀ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜsᴇ ʜᴇ ᴡᴀs ʙʀɪɴɢɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇ ᴀᴍᴇʀɪᴄᴀɴ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʟᴏsᴇsᴛ ᴛʜᴇʏ'ᴠᴇ ᴇᴠᴇʀ ʙᴇᴇɴ ᴛᴏ ᴛʀᴜᴇ ғʀᴇᴇᴅᴏᴍ. ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛ tʀᴜsᴛ ᴛʜᴇ lies. ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʟɪɴᴛᴏɴғᴏᴜɴᴅᴀᴛɪᴏɴ, ᴀs ɪᴛ ɪs ʀᴇᴄᴏʀᴅᴇᴅℕ𝕆 𝕎ℍ𝔼ℝ𝔼ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴇʀɴ ʜᴀs ᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴇɴᴅᴏʀsᴇᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ʟʏɪɴ' sɴᴀᴋᴇ.

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He washes his coat!!! 10\10

To the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥(s) that have stalked me , poisoned me and my two cats , pestered me to the point where i shut down my old fb account , and tried to make me look and feel crazy- Kiss my Beautiful Stick Figured ASS!!! I AM BACK.... and better than ever..... You still want to f**k wit me? bring it!!!

Liar warning. Isn't actually luckiest man alive

hapi birthday

If I had a flower for everytime I think of you then we'd all go out for yakisoba!!! UEEEEE!!!

nice

yes

so umm, do you like cats

Gears Jesus but you wouldn't put your fears in a box either so its ok

Why the fcuk is ur name metal gearbox like what kind of gearbox isn't metal Jesus Christ are you gonna put ur fears in a cardboard box didn't ♥♥♥♥♥♥ think so jesus

Wow langely is hawt but its OK because you're made of fire, you're maid of fire, hey hey look at you through this barricade.

I ain't embarrased

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MERRY MENU BURGER, HOW MAY I HEEEEELP YOUUUUUU

Oranges on the dinner table!?

Dude I hear that they serve you wine through a grass fed goats ♥♥♥♥, that's fancy stuff.

(Jump in the line, rock your body in time) OK, I believe you!
(Jump in the line, rock your body in time) OK, I believe you!
(Jump in the line, rock your body in time) OK, I believe you!
(Jump in the line, rock your body in time) Whoa!

My girl's name is Senora
I tell you friends, I adore her
And when she dances, oh brother!
She's a hurricane in all kinds of weather

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Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest Girls you know...
If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..
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We needs to play some vidya together one of these days.

Gearman

I'LL GRIND YOUR GEARBOX!

+rep likes lolibutt

Yes he is!

your a cool guy! Thank you