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I love this game :)

Pros:
Hosting is easy
Lots of dedicated servers
Ping affects the game negatively, ofc, but not to a huge extent- I can play with people from Europe easily ☺
Graphics are very cute!
... but also low enough intensity that the game can be run with integrated graphics
Vanilla game is super customizable
MODS are great and there's so many extra characters, game improvements, etc
Solo play is doable and still fun

Recommended mods:
Starting items- especially during winter/summer when people join so they don't die instantly
Natural respawn- keeps the world going
Automatic health adjust for AI enemies- most of the game is tweaked for many players so if you're doing solo, 2player, etc, you can balance it. Seasonal bosses like deerclops aren't difficult solo, but bosses like the dragonfly can use adjustment
Increase animals and set pieces- adjusting the presence of animals in the game config means they're everywhere, but with this they can appear more often where they do. Also put in set pieces for fun :)

The mods are awesome, a lot of the community is friendly, and, best of all, it runs great on Linux ;)

lol oh boy, where to begin

Mommy Issues: The Video Game

"The symptoms of neurosis, as we have learnt, are essentially substitute gratifications for unfulfilled sexual wishes" - Sigmund Freud (Civilization and Its Discontents, 1930)

"This guy definitely wants to ♥♥♥♥ his mom" - Sigmund Freud (Fragment of an Analysis of a Case of Hysteria, 1905)

About 15 years ago, a woman who barely knew me and who was way out of my league told me she'd rather stay friends, after I bought her $70 worth of chocolates and roses from Walmart and showed up at her apartment that she never gave me her address to. I got so bitter and angry about it that I decided to spend days and weeks creating a video game just to spite her, all these hours and hours, in the hopes that she would hear about it and shed a single tear, so much effort and money just out of pent-up rage over being friendzoned. Just kidding, but could you imagine?

For one, I couldn't. I have better things to do with my life, you know, developing a successful career, pursuing a hobby, getting an education, spending time with friends and family, having meaningful relationships with amazing people (real life not 2D), hitting 1k hours in Left 4 Dead 2 on a smurf account, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and triggering gentlesirs on Steam, watching paint dry, watering the garden while it's raining, building a sand castle in a hurricane, etc.

So for starters, I paid 88 cents for this game. This was a huge waste of money. For only 12 cents more I could have bought a can of Sprite at the Chinese restaurant, and that would have gone down better and lasted longer. I could have just thrown the 88 cents into a fountain and seen more memorable effects come up, like a tiny ripple of water. This was maybe 5 minutes tops of... idk... doing nothing? I kind of forgot already. Or maybe I wrote this ahead of time and haven't even played it.

I kind of knew what was coming but I picked this up anyways. These guys like the authors all all their edgy supporters are a dime a dozen on Steam (and unfortunately IRL) - you know the type. I see them a lot in these total randoms who come on to women's Steam profiles and try insulting them, just out of pathetic hopes for a response.

he leans back in his chair, eying her profile carefully, reading and re-reading and re-re-re-re-reading over every last word, and shaking with rage for the seventh time at her profile pic, a small sized selfie where this shameless ♥♥♥♥ and dumb harlot is daring to smile. After a 20 minute crying break, they spend another hour or two trying to come up with the perfect retort, the most stunning insult, the flawlessly devastating comeback possible, sure to tear down and crumble her character and life.

"hey ur fat" they type, their 3rd chin glistening as they giggle the Cheeto crumbs off the scraggly hairs adorning it, and then they sit back and wait for her to respond. Hopefully she does respond, as they shift restlessly in their recliner and flip between MLP hentai and their Steam notifications, waiting until 4 am for that little green box to show up, praying that it's not an invite from CSGO Trade Bot 12 but instead it's... it's... her... finally noticing my existence. Of course she is not going to be happy, but there's no possibility of that. Being pissed off or the slightest tinge of irritation is fine, since negative attention is better than absolutely no attention, which is currently what they're getting from women, and their general track record since Mother Dearest got mad that they failed 5th grade for the 5th time.

Oh yeah, this definitely should have been titled "Mommy Issues: the Video Game". Or maybe "I Hate Women: Not Really But Please Pay Attention To Me". You could even go for "She Went Out For Cigarettes And Never Came Back: Stories That Should Be Kept Secret Between A Therapist And Myself".

Actual content is cringey as ♥♥♥♥. You can just feel the vicarious embarrassment washing over your body, as you step through this guy's bitter fantasy about women, and you can feel the unhidden anger all these neckbeards who play it radiate over you. Is this real life? Is this actually a video game? Did someone really attach their name to it? Do people seriously play this without irony? Does nobody have self-respect anymore?

"You can play as more than 2 gendars!!! ROLF I TROLED U" did a lesbian friendzone him? Is his masculinity still in tatters from the last time he waddled outside 5 years ago and saw a transguy who was under 500 lbs? "what baout the wypipo!1 bigoted against straight menz ??" something tells me that he's the type of guy who brings up affirmative action when nobody asked him to prove that white people are discriminated against, or who points out to nobody in general how guys don't always get custody of children, as if he stands the slightest chance of meeting someone with low enough self-esteem to reproduce with him.

Beyond the cringey content? Like, actual gameplay? There's not much at all. And, well... looks like the achievements are bugged... not a great loss I guess. I haven't bothered to check but they're probably more whiney edgelord old memes, more sad attempts at getting women to notice them, as if having this god-awful game in one's library wasn't attention whoring enough. The game crashes frequently... but can you expect quality from a game that was shat out through cascades of tears over women being oppressive? Controls glitch out the game occasionally... but this wasn't meant to be played as much as be a way to publicly announce your issues with women, so whatever.

Even if you do have a humiliation fetish (ha ha who would have that? lol ridiculous) playing this game (er, "game") might be a bit too much for you. After launching this monstrosity and trudging through as much as I could I feel like calling up my mom today and saying hi, just to remind myself that at least I'm not at the point where I masturbate to stepmom/son porn while claiming hot grills have daddy issues (side note: please never trust these guys around daughters). In fact, I think I'll go give her a call now, and wait for this painfully obvious bait review to generate some salt from angry gentlesirs, desperate to defend their fragile masculinity from claims that it's fragile.

Keywords: SJW, Social Justice, Feminism, Feminazi, Edgelord, I Use Cuck Unironically When Nobody's Getting Laid, Badass, Alt-Right, Milo Yanipopopopololos, Triggering, Misogyny Is Ok When It's Done By Cool Guys, Women, Le Wimmenz, Women Who Don't Care About You, Women Who Laugh At You, Mother, Mom, Mommy, Maternal Figure, Sigmund Freud, Oedipus Complex, Οἰδίπους Τύραννος, Atheist, Atheism, Mountain Dew, My Little Pony, Waifu, 3D Women Are Inferior, Pls Respond M'Lady

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I'm still working on the game, but it's great! The graphics are adorable and the sounds are cute, it's an enjoyably lighthearted atmosphere that's fun to play and easy to get in to, with intuitive controls and well-mapped features. The story is interesting so far and overall makes for a unique game.

This game is incredibly boring. There's no ability to make separate choices, and the story is absolutely horrible. The Linux port is good, I guess, but since there's simply nothing happening besides moving images it would be hard to screw up.

You start out in your room, preparing to go to school. You try to leave in your pajamas. Hilarious. You go back and change, and "accidentally" show the girl you go to school with your birthday suit. Fascinating. Something happens, you wind up in a locker room, talking about something, some shrine in a the forest. Something something, guy in front of you admits to spying on a woman changing, or at least it seems, the dialog is so unremarkable that it's difficult to maintain focus on it.

Now you're in a forest. Female voice. Finally, you see the boobs! Well, they're covered up. The bland music continues in the background as you see yourself in the forest watching two half clothed girls chasing two less clothed girls for stealing their underwear, what crazy hijinks. At this point, I am left clicking so fast to escape the dreadful story that I keep accidentally right clicking, which leads me to the main menu- quite annoying.

Something, there's a judge, you're on trial for stealing underwear - a truly crucial part of the story is taking place here - and one of the girls is flirting or maybe not... yeah, that was as far as I got. The images aren't spectacular at all. The characters have the ability to slide across the screen and change their facial animations only very slightly (there's 2 or 3 different faces they can make, usually just changes in their eyes and mouth), and that's all.

The music is boring. The graphics are boring. The story is beyond boring. The only thing that happens is the background occasionally changes, you see the same stock images of the girls over and over, and the only action that happens is you clicking your mouse with increasing desperation and speed, to go from one sentence of the story to the next.

Don't recommend. If you want to see tits, spend your money on a Crashpad subscription or something.

I must admit, I acquired Life Is Strange partly from the negative descriptions given it by so many men; from what these numerous Nice Guys™ say, it's an unabashed celebration in female supremacy, bloated with an excessive amount of pro-feminist agenda, and freely leavened with anti-male sentiment. I was branded by their upbeat forum denizens as a lesbian man-hating misandrist sexually abused by her father before I even got the game, and I presumed that as such I could only experience ultimate joy in its feminazi power fantasy.

This game... surprised me, however. It featured a touching, inspired storyline with many realistic and fully developed characters, with a lighthearted and calming atmosphere. Life Is Strange features beautiful graphics and tranquil scenery, accompanied by unique game play, marked with an unusual and innovative method of progressing through the game.

The female supremacy, however, was decidedly lacking. There was no crushing men beneath the steel toes of my combat boots, no oppressing men with laughter, no delight at causing sorrow with vicious malice and violence; there was not even any intrusion into men's safe spaces in the sciences with our exploitation of our gender, no being selfish and narcissistic queens of white knights, or whatever we're apparently doing these days. Instead of wearing the skins of slain men, greedily drinking their tears, and reveling in their screams of pain, I was captivated by its beauty and fascinating story. Even later I witnessed a man who was emotionally troubled, and only experienced concern and worry, and when I saw him cry, I felt no joy, only emptiness.

8.5/10 as a video game, 0/10 as a feminazi power trip

Great game, must have for any fan of the Fallout series or anyone who loved the gameplay of TES IV and V. Post-apocalyptic area with plenty of space to roam in and quests to follow, it's easy to get immersed in the game and devote yourself to following one faction or another, looking for a positive reputation or a negative one. Thie game also has some simply spectacular DLCs- Dead Money will try your dedication, but Old World Blues will be a fun distraction from the grind of the nuclear wasteland.

this game sucks

The leading lady is particularly awesome