Just your local pun hoarding smol fen gal.

Puns below

I swear, when the devil starts losing his hair there will be Hell toupee!

So there's a giant fly attacking the city. Don't worry i have called the swat team.

Remember: Always give 100% ... Unless you're giving blood.

How many boring people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Remember: Every time you make a typo, the errorists win.

Mirror inspector... That's a job I could really see myself doing.

About a year before my grandfather passed, me and my cousin spread lard down his back. After that, he went down hill rather quickly.

I taught my dog magic tricks. Now I have a labracadabrador.

I hate sitting in traffic. Especially when I get run over.

I’ve just finished my university dissertation. I wrote it on penguins. Come to think of it, paper would have been better.

A lot of people like cats. Take the Pope, for example: I read recently that he was a cat-oholic!

I ran a sculpting studio, until it went bust.

I manufactured clown shoes… no small feat.