at first I was going to give a -rep because this gentleman once called me black out drunk and whispered how much of a good boy I was and how lucky I am to be so cute, but when I really thought about it... I kinda liked it.. like his voice was so soft and comforting.. It didn't come off as creepy or anything, It was just so damn sexy. His sweet deep Danish voice penetrated my ear drums with vigorous force and I- I can't lie.. It turned me on.

please call me again my sweet Danish king. +rep

Decided to get into meal prep and just made 7 days worth of the most ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pasta I've ever tasted. Now I have to come home from my horrible minimum wage job everyday and sit down and forcefeed myself this slop like a good slave. I'm 24 years old and I've never kissed a girl.

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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣼⣬⣀⣴⣶⡶⡤⢺⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⡝⡏⢿⣿⣆⡿⢻⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣸⡛⣫⣇⡰⣭⣉⣤⣾⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⡻⣟⣿⣿⣙⣿⣿⣿⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⢻⣿⡷⢊⣼⣿⣿⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣸⣿⣿⢿⣫⣽⢻⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⡟⣿⣏⣶⣳⣿⡆⡀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠸⣧⣿⣿⡖⣯⢿⢏⠇
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡬⣿⣿⣷⣻⣽⡿⢸⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰⣿⣿⣿⣯⣿⣾⡿⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠠⢢⢿⣿⡿⢹⢿⣿⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡠⢣⡏⢨⣟⡇⢸⣚⡇⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⡸⢱⡟⠁⠈⣿⣷⠈⣿⣿⠀⠀
⠀⠀⢀⡌⣰⡟⠀⠀⠀⢿⣯⠀⣹⣿⠀⠀
⠀⢠⡖⣼⡯⠁⠀⠀⠀⣸⣯⡀⣿⣿⠀⠀
⣐⣿⣽⡏⠁⣀⠤⠄⠈⣰⣿⡶⠁⢿⡀⠀
⠛⠟⠟⠀⠀⢦⣬⣴⡾⠛⡝⡵⡄⣴⣵

can we be like blue judas and red judas pleaseeeeee

Ate my ass at a Wendys Drive through, while ordering! 10/10 Experience.