+rep most stylish one room apartment I have ever seen

+REP expanded his vocabulary by a hugh word this year!! im proud:)

+rep Last online: 4 years ago | Last seen: Bermuda triangle

having to pay bills made him mad

The reason why ships sink in the Bermuda Triangle

Troubleshooting god, makes me wanna cause more trouble. Anyway, here is how to cook spoiled chicken wings:

1 bucket of chicken wings that have been sitting in the sun for 3–5 business days

Instructions:

1. Sniff Test (Mandatory, I mean Optional! Absolutely optional):
Take a deep inhale of that signature sour-gym-sock-meets-ammonia aroma. If you don’t pass out, congratulations,you’re ready to continue.

2. Tenderizing the Meat:
Real chefs use mallets. You? Just poke it with a stick found in your garden and watch it jiggle unnaturally.

3. Seasoning:
Forget salt and pepper. Nature already seasoned these wings with botulism and a thick tasty layer of shining mold. A true delicacy.

4. Cooking:

Toss them into a pan on high heat and cook 10 seconds.

5. Serving Suggestion:
Plate your wings on fine china porcelain.
Garnish with parsley to trick your friends into thinking it’s fancy.

6. Tasting Notes:
Pairs well with… a trip to the to shipping in some sinks