Well, I rev my Ravioli,

Pushing Penne to the floor,

Driving ponies with Yankee Doodle Macaroni,

Lane changing Lasagna,

Those greedy Garfield’s always coming back for more,

Zoom around the big Rigatoni,

Four-wheel Fusilli flying fuselage,

Speeding round spiral Spaghetti turns,

Marinara Meatballs help make the sauce,

Hot Ziti pop a wheelie,

Not playing Chicken Parm for another loss,

Better pull the Marzetti out before it burns!!!!,

I can Wang Dang Doodle,

Maneuver my Manicotti like a Maserati,

Piloting with most any Pasta,

But I have no tolerance for ……Deutsch Noodles!!!!! Deutsch Noodles!!!!!

They Spaetzle all over the road!!!!

Deutsch Noodles!!!! Deutsch Noodles!!!!!!

Get the Fettuccine out of the way!!!!!

Deutsch Noodles!!!! Deutsch Noodles!!!!!!

Don’t understand a single word I say!!!!!

………Man, I’m driving home PIE A LA MODE.

Such an odd bit of verse. This one was inspired by my Brother and his penchant for inventing alternative curse words and insults for kooky motorists out on the speedways. We both do a fair bit of driving, so we tend to speak the same vernacular. I was highly amused and impressed with his creation and quickly took to using and riffing jokes about it. The original term – Douche Noodle – has Latin origins. It is also commonly known as the worst kind of spaghetti. In an effort to make it slightly less crude, it morphed and translated over to Deutsch, or German Spaghetti. Of course, if you say it fast enough without enunciating the “T” it still sounds the same. As for spinning it into a song or verse, I picture it being a classic work in the same spirit as Cheech and Chong favorites such as “Beaners” or “Earache My Eye”. Whatever your tastes and thoughts might be, drive safe and watch out for dangerous Deutsch Noodles; apparently, they are everywhere!!!!! =7~