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A Takedown of the Levi-Ladapo COVID Vaccine Paper

Posted on March 10, 2026 by Reuben

A preprint published in 2025 claims Pfizer’s COVID vaccine kills more people than Moderna’s. Before you retweet it, let’s talk about why scientists and doctors with fancy credentials really, truly should know better.

There is a special kind of frustration that comes from watching people with impressive degrees — MDs, PhDs, MIT titles, Harvard pedigrees — produce work that most first-year epidemiology graduate students would flag in a methods critique. That frustration is what the preprint “Twelve-Month All-Cause Mortality after Initial COVID-19 Vaccination with Pfizer-BioNTech or mRNA-1273 among Adults Living in Florida” delivers in abundance. The authors are Retsef Levi, Fahad Mansuri, Melissa Jordan, and Florida Surgeon General Joseph Ladapo. Let’s go through exactly what they did wrong — and why they should have known better.

So, What Does the Paper Actually Say?

The study examined nearly 2 million Florida adults who received their first COVID-19 shot — either Pfizer (BNT162b2) or Moderna (mRNA-1273) — between December 2020 and August 2021. The researchers matched Pfizer recipients with Moderna recipients based on age, sex, race, ethnicity, where and when they were vaccinated, and the neighborhood they lived in. Then they checked who died within 12 months.

Their headline finding: Pfizer recipients had about 40% higher odds of dying from any cause compared to Moderna recipients (OR 1.407). That includes cardiovascular deaths, COVID deaths, and deaths from everything else. The authors concluded this finding has “implications for public health recommendations”.

Translation: Pfizer is killing people.

Reader, the data does not actually show that.

Problem #1: This Paper Has Not Been Peer Reviewed, and It Shows

The very first page of the document carries a disclaimer: “This preprint has not been certified by peer review and should not be used to guide clinical practice”. That’s a genuine warning that independent scientists have not yet checked whether the methods hold up. (Spoiler alert: The methods don’t hold up.)

Three of the four authors — Mansuri, Jordan, and Ladapo — work for the Florida Department of Health. This is the same department run by the same Ladapo, who, in 2023, was reported by Politico to have personally altered a state-funded study on COVID vaccine cardiac risk to make the results appear scarier than the original data. Documents obtained through a public records request showed that an earlier version of that study found “no significant risk,” and that “Dr. L’s Edits” later changed the language to say young men were at high risk. An internal complaint accused him of “scientific fraud.” He called the allegations “factually incorrect”.

The data underlying this new paper “is prohibited by statute from sharing in its raw form,” meaning outside researchers cannot check the numbers themselves. A Harvard-trained physician who has already been caught with his hands in the data jar probably shouldn’t be the only one with access to the data jar.

Problem #2: One of the Lead Authors Is a Supply Chain Professor

Retsef Levi, the study’s corresponding author and the person who gets the credit or blame for the findings, holds a PhD from MIT’s Sloan School of Management… in operations management. He is not a physician, not a public health researcher, not an epidemiologist. He teaches supply chain risk analysis.

None of that would be disqualifying if Levi came to the question with an open mind. But on social media, he has called COVID vaccines “the most failing product in the history of products” and, in 2023, publicly called for them to be pulled from the market. He was appointed by RFK Jr. to the CDC’s vaccine advisory committee (ACIP) and then handed the job of leading the COVID-19 vaccine review subgroup — despite having no formal training in vaccine science or epidemiology.

When the lead author has already announced his verdict before running the study, scientists call that confirmation bias. People with PhDs in research methods know that confirmation bias poisons results. Levi has a PhD in research methods. You do the math.

Problem #3: They Forgot to Match on the Most Important Thing

The authors matched their Pfizer and Moderna groups on seven criteria: age range, sex, race, ethnicity, vaccination site type, month of vaccination, and neighborhood census tract. That sounds thorough until you notice what is completely absent from that list: health conditions.

No diabetes. No heart disease. No obesity. No cancer. No record of whether someone was already seriously ill before they ever got a shot. The authors acknowledge this in the limitations section and then essentially shrug it off, citing a prior study suggesting that omitting health conditions “does not appear to increase the risk of bias”. The problem? That cited study was comparing vaccinated people to unvaccinated people. That is a very different question than comparing two vaccine types in a population where underlying health heavily shaped which vaccine someone was likely to receive in the first place.

In early 2021, Moderna doses were heavily routed through hospitals and county health departments, while Pfizer was dominant in pharmacies. People vaccinated at hospitals in January 2021 were not the same population as people vaccinated at Walgreens in August 2021, and no amount of census-tract matching fixes that. Any clinician or epidemiologist who has spent time in a hospital knows this immediately. These authors apparently did not find it worth pausing over.

Problem #4: Their “Sanity Check” Isn’t Very Sane

A standard practice in observational research is to use a negative control outcome, which is something that shouldn’t be affected by the exposure you’re studying, used to check whether hidden bias is warping your results. If your negative control shows a difference between the two groups, that’s a red flag that something other than the vaccine is explaining your findings.

The authors chose suicide and homicide as their negative control. Their logic: vaccine type shouldn’t affect whether someone gets shot or dies by suicide. And indeed, the odds ratio for the Pfizer group vs. the Moderna group on suicide/homicide was 1.218 and not statistically significant. The authors called this a clean bill of health for their study.

But look at that number again. An OR (odds ratio, or the ratio of odds of exposure in the cases versus controls) of 1.218 with a confidence interval from 0.936 to 1.585 is close to — but not at — 1.0. That’s the very definition of a borderline result, and it actually hints at residual confounding rather than ruling it out. Suicide and homicide rates in Florida during 2020–2021 were shaped by poverty, housing instability, mental health access, and geographic factors. Many of these factors overlap with the same social conditions that drove vaccine type selection. The fact that the negative control is whispering “something’s off,” and the authors heard “all clear,” is a problem.

Problem #5: When and Where People Got Vaccinated Matters Enormously

Between December 2020 and August 2021, Pfizer and Moderna vaccines were not distributed to identical groups of people at identical times, as mentioned above. The rollout shifted dramatically: in January 2021, about 15% of Florida vaccines were given at hospitals and 10% at pharmacies. By August 2021, hospitals accounted for less than 1% and pharmacies for about 80%.

People vaccinated at hospitals in January 2021 — during the early priority phases — were largely older, sicker, and more vulnerable than people who walked into a Walgreens in August. Moderna was concentrated in those early, institutional settings; Pfizer spread more broadly into pharmacies as the rollout scaled up. That means the Pfizer group, on average, included more of the younger and healthier people who got vaccinated later in the rollout, while the Moderna group skewed toward the higher-risk early recipients.

If that’s true, then Moderna recipients should actually look sicker at baseline. And that would predict more deaths in the Moderna group, not fewer. The fact that the results show the opposite suggests the confounding is more complicated than the authors’ matching captured. Matching on the month someone was vaccinated does not fully capture whether they were a priority-tier patient or a healthy adult who just finally got their turn.

Problem #6: The Sensitivity Analysis Is Circular

The authors ran an additional analysis to estimate how powerful a hidden confounder would have to be in order to wipe out their findings. Their answer: an unmeasured variable would need to be associated with both vaccine type (OR 1.6) and mortality (OR 5.2) to make the results disappear. They took this as proof that no plausible confounder could explain away their results.

Here’s the catch: serious cardiovascular disease, cancer, diabetes with complications, and advanced frailty regularly produce mortality odds ratios well above 5.0 in real-world data. The authors chose not to match on any of these conditions. So what they’ve actually demonstrated is: we didn’t control for the most important confounders, and then we showed those confounders would have to be strong to matter. They are, and which we know they are, because that’s what the clinical literature says.

That’s a circle drawn very carefully around a hole more than a “robustness check”.

Problem #7: The Conclusions Are Way Bigger Than the Evidence

Here is what this study’s methods could honestly support: Among matched Florida adults who received a first COVID-19 vaccine dose in 2020–2021, Pfizer recipients had higher observed mortality over 12 months, and we couldn’t fully rule out confounding.

Here is what the authors actually write: the findings “may have implications for public health recommendations and evaluation frameworks for vaccines” and are “consistent with cumulative evidence from prior literature showing worse outcomes” with Pfizer.

Then look at how they plan to share these still-unreviewed results: not through peer review, but through “press releases by the institutions represented by the authors and through patient organizations”. This is not how rigorous science gets communicated. This is how unreviewed claims skip the checking process and go directly to people’s social media feeds.

Problem #8: Check the Acknowledgments

At the very end of the paper, the authors thank Tracy Beth Høeg, MD, PhD, “for assistance with study method development and writing during the early stage of this research”. Høeg — a sports medicine doctor who has publicly questioned the U.S. childhood vaccination schedule, questioned CDC guidance, and, as of late 2025, was appointed acting head of the FDA’s Center for Drug Evaluation and Research — helped design the methods of this study. At the FDA, she has reportedly been working to change COVID vaccine labels to say the risks outweigh the benefits for young men, based in part on an analysis with no supporting data released publicly.

The methods of this study — the same methods we’ve just spent several hundred words critiquing — were shaped in part by someone whose stated goal is to restrict access to COVID vaccines. That is not a conspiracy theory. It is in the acknowledgments section. They wrote it themselves.

“We gots the receipts,” as the kids would say.

The Bottom Line

Joseph Ladapo attended Harvard Medical School. Retsef Levi holds a PhD from MIT. Tracy Beth Høeg holds both an MD and a PhD. These are real credentials, and they matter. But credentials are not a substitute for intellectual honesty, and intellectual honesty requires following the evidence wherever it leads. It’s not about constructing a study, on data only you control, with methods shaped by ideological allies, published without peer review, and then issuing press releases before anyone can check your work.

The conclusion this paper wants you to walk away with — that Pfizer’s COVID vaccine is meaningfully more deadly than Moderna’s — is not supported by the methods used to reach it. The matching missed the most important confounders. The negative control hinted at bias rather than ruling it out. The sensitivity analysis set a threshold that known confounders can easily clear. And the people who designed, ran, and interpreted this study have publicly stated, before and after, that they believe COVID vaccines are dangerous and should be restricted or removed.

People with doctorates are supposed to be able to spot the difference between a finding and a predetermined conclusion. Here, unfortunately, the line was crossed — and in a paper that could genuinely mislead people about a vaccine that helped prevent millions of deaths.

This paper is a preprint, available at doi: 10.1101/2025.04.25.25326460. The disclaimer on its first page tells you not to use it to guide clinical decisions. The authors put that disclaimer there themselves, further proving their rutabaga-like self-awareness.

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He’s One Piece of Work

Posted on February 25, 2026 by Reuben

I just finished reading this piece in the Atlantic, and I need to get something off my chest. (Yes, it’s been a while since we wrote something here. Give us a break. We’ve been busy trying to keep the back channels of public health open in hopes of staving off disaster.)

Anyway, what I just read wasn’t just another profile of a contrarian. It was a reminder that in public health, bad ideas don’t stay abstract. They travel. They infect. They kill.

And at the center of it all stands The Showman.

You know the type. Polished delivery. Dramatic pauses. The kind of rhetorical flourish that makes you feel like you’re watching a revelation unfold instead of a PowerPoint presentation wrapped in vibes. He doesn’t argue like a scientist. He performs like a revivalist.

And what is he selling? Not supplements. Not self-help. Not crypto. He’s selling infection.

Let’s call this what it is. When someone romanticizes measles. When someone talks about polio like it’s some misunderstood rite of passage. When someone suggests that natural infection is a noble alternative to vaccination, that’s not edgy. That’s not brave. That’s not “asking questions.”

That’s reckless (dare I say “callous”) disregard for life.

We are not talking about chickenpox parties in the 1980s, when, admittedly, that was probably a good preventative from getting chickenpox later in life when it can be deadly. We are talking about viruses that paralyze children. That inflame brains. That suffocate toddlers. That don’t care about your podcast audience or your streaming metrics.

Measles is not a detox cleanse. Polio is not a character-building exercise. “Natural immunity” is not a moral achievement badge.

The Showman frames infection as authenticity. As freedom. As some kind of return to a purer, less “manipulated” human experience. It’s a seductive story. It taps into distrust. Into nostalgia. Into the fantasy that nature is always kinder than science.

But viruses are not moral philosophers. They are opportunists.

The part that makes my blood boil is the sleight of hand. He speaks in half-truths and selectively framed statistics, the way a stage magician directs your attention away from the trapdoor. Yes, most people recover from measles. Yes, polio didn’t paralyze everyone. That’s technically true.

But public health has never been about what happens to “most people.”

It’s about the child who doesn’t recover. The one who ends up intubated. The one who survives but never walks again. The immunocompromised kid who didn’t choose to be in your ideological experiment.

When vaccination rates drop because someone with a microphone convinces parents that infection is preferable, outbreaks follow. That’s epidemiology 101. We have decades of data showing what happens when herd immunity erodes. We have lived through it.

And here’s the thing that keeps nagging at me: The Showman will never sit at the bedside of the child whose seizure started three days into a measles rash. He will never explain to parents why their toddler can’t move their legs after polio. He will never sign the death certificate.

But his ideas will be in the room.

There’s a pattern here. Distrust institutions. Cast scientists as villains. Frame vaccines as unnatural intrusions. Rebrand preventable diseases as benign developmental milestones. Wrap it all in a narrative about courage and freedom.

It’s all theater. All of it.

Public health is boring by design. Vaccines working means nothing happens. No dramatic footage. No heroic recovery arcs. Just millions of kids who never end up in iron lungs, who never develop encephalitis, who never need ventilators.

But I get it from The Showman’s point of view: Prevention doesn’t trend. Outbreaks do.

What infuriates me most is the asymmetry of risk. The Showman risks nothing. The audience risks everything. The cost of being wrong about vaccines is not embarrassment. It’s paralysis. It’s brain damage. It’s coffins small enough to break you in half.

And we’ve already paid that price once in history. We paid it before vaccines existed. That’s why we built them.

I’m tired of watching performance art masquerade as public health philosophy. I’m tired of infections being reframed as enlightenment. I’m tired of preventable suffering being treated like collateral damage in a culture war.

If you want to question pharmaceutical companies, fine. If you want better safety monitoring, fine. That’s legitimate policy debate.

But glamorizing measles and polio? That’s irresponsibility dressed up in stage lights.

And the worst part is that the viruses don’t care who inspired the drop in vaccination rates. They don’t care about podcasts or applause.

They just spread.

And they always willif we let the performance drown out the science.

I’m pretty sure God wants you to save people, not kill them with measles. But that’s just me.

Posted on March 15, 2025 by Reuben

Oh, the joys of battling vaccine misinformation cloaked in the guise of religious conviction. It’s like playing whack-a-mole, but the moles are armed with scripture and an aversion to scientific evidence.

Let’s set the record straight: no major religion explicitly prohibits vaccinations. In fact, many religious leaders advocate for them as a means to protect the community. For example, Jewish law emphasizes the importance of preserving life, which extends to vaccination efforts. Similarly, Islamic scholars have determined that vaccines containing gelatin are acceptable, even if derived from animals considered unclean, due to the transformation process involved. The Catholic Church, despite concerns about vaccine development methods, has stated that it’s morally acceptable to receive vaccines to protect public health.

A quick aside: I’m sure some of you are wondering if we (the Reubens) will be posting more regularly. We’ll try. I mean, several of us have more free time now that HHS and all its agencies have become caricatures of what they were just a few months ago. But, if avian flu picks up steam, we might be gone for a while again. Bear with us.

So, where does this vaccine hesitancy come from? Enter individuals and splinter groups who cherry-pick religious teachings to justify their anti-vaccine stance. It’s like they’re using faith as a human shield against common sense. Take the case of the Church of Conscious Living in Australia—a “church” created solely to exploit religious exemptions for vaccinations. Not recognized by any major religious authority, it was a transparent attempt to dodge public health responsibilities.

Closer to home, certain Mennonite communities in Texas have experienced measles outbreaks due to low vaccination rates. However, this isn’t a directive from Mennonite doctrine. Pastor John Garland of the San Antonio Mennonite Church emphasized that vaccine refusal stems from misinformation and historical distrust, not religious teachings. He urged his community to vaccinate, framing it as an act of loving one’s neighbor.

The real kicker? Many followers in these anti-vaccine enclaves are quick to dismiss mountains of scientific evidence supporting vaccination. Instead, they cling to the hollow assurances of their leaders, often funneling money into their organizations. It’s a faith-based pyramid scheme where the currency is public health.

They might as well be worshiping measles.

Fighting an entire religion is a Herculean task, especially when the religion in question doesn’t officially oppose vaccines. It’s the rogue factions and charismatic leaders who twist doctrine to suit their agendas that pose the real challenge. They create echo chambers where dissenting voices are silenced faster than you can say “herd immunity.”

So, what’s the solution? Engage with mainstream religious leaders who support vaccination. Amplify their voices to drown out the fringe elements. Educate communities about the actual stance of their faith on medical interventions. And maybe, just maybe, we’ll see a shift towards embracing science without abandoning spirituality.

In the meantime, keep your sleeves rolled up—for vaccinations and for the ongoing battle against misinformation.

Not Surprised, and Not Even Disappointed at What’s Going on in Texas

Posted on March 8, 2025 by Reuben

Well, well, well. Here we are in 2025, and surprise, surprise—a measles outbreak is sweeping through West Texas. Who could’ve seen that coming? Oh, right, anyone who’s been paying attention to the growing anti-vaccine sentiment that’s been brewing like a bad cup of coffee.

And where have I been? I’ll show you the scars later (both emotional and physcial). Let’s just say downtown Managua, Nicaragua, is a hell of a place.

A lively street market is bustling with people walking, shopping, and engaging with vendors. Colorful awnings and signage line the narrow street, with fresh produce like oranges and tomatoes displayed on wooden carts. Tall buildings with balconies and signs in various scripts frame the background. Some individuals carry umbrellas for shade, while others wear hats or backpacks. The atmosphere is vibrant, with conversations and commerce filling the air in this urban marketplace. — Try the mangoes. They’re to die for.

Back to the scene of the crime, though… Gaines County, Texas, where vaccination rates have been dropping faster than my faith in humanity’s ability to learn from history. As of today, the Texas Department of State Health Services reports 198 confirmed cases of measles since late January. Tragically, this includes the first U.S. measles death since 2015—a school-aged child who was, you guessed it, unvaccinated.

Because, when someone has to pay for the sins and incompetence of the parents, it has to be the innocent kids, right?

But wait, it gets better. Our newly appointed Secretary of Health and Human Services, Robert F. Kennedy Jr., a man with a long history of anti-vaccine ~~skepticism~~ activism, is now at the helm of our nation’s health policies. It’s like putting a fox in charge of the henhouse, and then wondering why there are feathers everywhere, but no chickens! (Then again, chickens do like to eat worms… hmmm?)

Kennedy’s response to the outbreak was, shall we say, less than reassuring. Instead of a full-throated endorsement of the MMR vaccine, he’s been promoting vitamin A supplements as a treatment for measles. While vitamin A can help reduce the severity of measles in vitamin-deficient patients, it’s not a substitute for vaccination. This kind of messaging only adds fuel to the fire of misinformation that’s already raging.

Meanwhile, local leaders are doing their part to keep the outbreak going. Take Pastor Landon Schott of Mercy Culture Preparatory in Fort Worth, for example. He’s been proudly touting his school’s rock-bottom vaccination rates, calling it “freedom of health.” Because nothing says “loving thy neighbor” like creating a breeding ground for a highly contagious disease.

So, what’s next? Given the current social and political climate, it’s likely this outbreak will continue to spread, especially in communities with low vaccination rates. Hospitals in the region are already seeing an influx of patients, and public health officials are scrambling to contain the virus.

But hey, it’s not all doom and gloom. Maybe, just maybe, this outbreak will serve as the wake-up call we desperately need. Perhaps after enduring a few more epidemics of diseases we once had under control, people will start to connect the dots. We might even see a movement to “Make America Healthy for the First Time,” or MAHFT. Because if there’s one thing we excel at, it’s waiting until things get really bad before we decide to do something about it.

In the meantime, I’ll be over here, clutching my vaccination record like a security blanket and hoping that common sense makes a comeback. Stay safe out there, kids. (And I really do mean “kids.”)

What a sad son of a…

Posted on April 3, 2024 by Reuben

In case you haven’t been keeping track of the anti-vaccine crowd on Twitter in the last few days, something happened that is sort of amusing. I’ll lay it out step by step:

A man by the name of Steve Kirsch wrote an “analysis” of data given to him by the Santa Clara Health Department under a FOIA request.
Steve-o, as he shall be named henceforth, got almost 118,000 records of people who got COVID-19 in January 2022… All de-identified, of course.
Steve-o then used Excel to “analyze” the data and contend that being vaccinated increased your risk of getting the disease. In his data set, a variable named “NCOVPUIVaxVax” was the indicator variable for whether or not a person was vaccinated.
Steve-o proudly showed a pivot table from his Excel analysis, but it only showed a “grand total” of about 83,000 cases. He missed 34,000 cases because the indicator variable for those cases was empty.

Okay, let’s take a pause. If you’re an epidemiologist, and Steve-o isn’t, you would have asked why you’re missing so many variables. You might even do a missing data analysis to see if the data is missing at random, missing completely at random, or missing not at random. You’re basically asking if there is something about the missing data that shows if an underlying characteristic of those with the missing variable is what is driving the missingness.

But Steve-o is not an epidemiologist. On Twitter, he claimed that the missing data would be the same as the known data in terms of vaccinated/unvaccinated proportions. That ignores the fact that COVID-19 infections are not independent of each other. The very fact that it is an infectious disease tells us that the cases could be related, and that there are underlying social and biological forces that predict if someone will catch the disease. So the data are not missing at random.

He used an example of balls in a bag, which is how we teach kids about the basics of probability, not so much the basics of biostatistical analysis of disease data.

Anyway, let’s continue…

6. Friend of this blog, and all around great guy, “Epi Ren” wrote on Medium.com why Steve-o was wrong, and what could account for the missing data.
7. Steve-o didn’t like it, and Ren told me that Steve-o called him over the weekend and texted him numerous times to set up a “debate” on who was “right.” Ren said Steve-o also sent him an email at his place of employment.
8. Steve-o seems to have a tendency of wanting to debate when someone says or writes something he doesn’t like. But here’s the thing, there is nothing to debate. He did not account for about 34,000 cases, and those cases did not have the data missing at random.

I downloaded the data as well and did my own analysis with Ren’s code, and I found that the age distribution of those with the indicator variable present and those with it missing was different. They had different average ages. I also found they had different race/ethnicity distributions. In short, there is something driving the missing variable, but we will never know without having access to the complete data set… Which would violate privacy rules and is done only by people with clearance to do those analyses: the epidemiologists at the Santa Clara Health Department.

Again, there is nothing to debate. Steve-o is a millionaire. He could go and write his own explanation for the missing data and why he ignored it. He could hire a biostatistician at about $200 an hour to do the analysis for him. But a debate to know if 2+2 equals 4? My God!

From what I’ve read, this is par for the course for Steve-o. He thinks that people will take him up on his offers of cash to do a debate. To me, it shows that he doesn’t understand how professionals in public health and other sciences work in general. We do not take bribes to have our words twisted and monetized to the frenzied anti-vaccine groups. And, knowing Ren like I do, the dude would not do it for a million or two million, or five million. He can’t be bought. But he can be reasoned with.

If someone were to point out to Ren — or any scientist worth their salt — that there is an error in their approach, I doubt they would go and call/text/email angry messages. I doubt they would call their detractors “cockroaches” like Steve-o now has.

Notice how he claims Ren is not defending his work while Steve-o does jack sh*t to defend his.

Anyway, this is probably not the first or last time you’ve heard of that guy’s antics. So we’ll keep him tabbed for nomination for this year’s Douchebag of the Year. Who knows, maybe RFK Jr. will beat him. But it won’t be by much.

What others have said about Steve Kirsch:

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Posted on November 14, 2023 by Reuben

As an epidemiologist who has journeyed across continents, I’ve witnessed first-hand the escalating challenges faced by healthcare workers. In regions ravaged by epidemics, the disparity in healthcare access is stark, and the perilous conditions under which we operate often go unrecognized. This blog post is a plea for a global shift in attitude towards healthcare professionals, a call for the de-politicization of healthcare, and an urgent reminder to rebuild public trust in science.

Historically, healthcare workers were seen as neutral, respected figures, especially in conflict zones and epidemic areas. However, this sanctity has eroded. Increasingly, medical professionals find themselves targeted, both physically and politically. This violence isn’t just physical; it’s also the violence of neglect, ignorance, and misinformation.

One of the most insidious threats to public health is the politicization of healthcare and science. Decisions that should be guided by scientific evidence and humanitarian principles are often swayed by political agendas. This shift not only undermines the efforts of healthcare workers but also jeopardizes public safety.

The consequence of this politicization is a profound erosion of trust in healthcare systems. Rumors and misinformation spread faster than viruses, turning communities against those trying to help them. This mistrust is not just a barrier to epidemic control but also a catalyst for violence against healthcare workers.

We must advocate for the safety and respect of healthcare workers worldwide. This means not only physical protection but also professional respect. Governments, non-governmental organizations, and international bodies must work together to ensure that healthcare workers can do their jobs without fear of violence or political retribution.

Healthcare decisions must be driven by science, not political agendas. It’s imperative that we work towards a global understanding that health issues are human issues, above partisan politics. This shift requires strong leadership and a commitment to transparency and accountability in healthcare policy and practice.

Restoring public trust is perhaps our most daunting challenge. We must engage with communities, listen to their concerns, and respond with empathy and honesty. Building trust takes time and requires a consistent, truthful, and community-centric approach to healthcare communication and policy-making.

The road ahead is fraught with challenges, but it’s a path we must tread. As healthcare professionals, our commitment is to the health and wellbeing of all. To fulfill this commitment, we need a world that respects, protects, and trusts its healthcare workers. Let’s work together to make healthcare a safe haven once more, free from the shackles of politics and conflict. This is not just a plea for the safety of healthcare workers—it’s a call for the health and safety of humanity itself.

Some three-thousands but not others?

Posted on September 12, 2023 by Reuben

I was at work on September 11, 2001. The director of the department where I was working came running down the hallway, screaming that something had happened. I didn’t understand exactly what had happened, but it seemed bad from how agitated he was. The man was a veteran of the Vietnam War, and he was clearly having some sort of panic attack from the PTSD we all knew he had. (He told me that he had woken up crawling on the floor for weeks after the attacks. He said he kept dreaming of when he had to crawl through rice paddies in Vietnam while being shot at or with mortars coming in.)

When I went to the lounge, half of the staff were there. They were all watching in disbelief as one of the Twin Towers (the one to the north) was on fire. Then we watched the second plane go into the second building (the one to the south). Then we all watched as the south tower collapsed just over the left shoulder of the CNN anchor reporting the news. We all just stood there, dumbfounded.

We knew we weren’t going home after that moment.

The disaster plan went into effect, and we had to abandon the television. We relied on updates from the department heads throughout the day, including when the plane crashed in rural Pennsylvania. As I took a break, a friend who worked at the Pentagon called to check on me. “Me? How are YOU?” I asked.
“No words. We’ve been evacuated, but I’m home to change into jeans and a tee shirt to head back and help in the search and rescue.”
“Stay safe, doc.”

Other friends called my cellphone and left messages. We then found time throughout the rest of the week to talk to each other and collectively debrief on what we had just seen. We collectively lost five friends: Three at the towers, and two at the Pentagon. It was quite the thing to go through it together like that. Days later, when President Bush gave a speech before a joint session of Congress, I stood next to my truck and cheered on every word that man said. Little did I know how badly the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan were about to go, and how many friends I’d lose over there.

Not counting the perpetrators of the attacks, a total of 2,977 people died at the three sites of the attacks. This number is often rounded up to 3,000 when remembering what happened and who died. When we question the enhanced security at the airport and the long lines it causes, we are told that it is what we must go through because 3,000 people died. The war in Afghanistan? It was to show the terrorists how America reacted to 3,000 Americans dead. Iraq? The same. The PATRIOT Act? Three-thousand dead.

Three-thousand. 3,000. 3k.

Those of us who work in public health often end up confused over the assertions of attacks on Liberty and Freedom in the public health response to the COVID-19 pandemic. “I’d rather die free than wearing a mask over my face,” some people will say. Yet they fully comply with security screenings at airports, and they’re okay with the government spying on them while they sit comfortably in their Gadsden Flag-draped homes. It just doesn’t make any sense… Until you think about what happened.

In 2021, there were several days where the number of reported deaths from COVID-19 were above 4,000 people. That’s 25% more than on September 11, 2001. And it happened on several occasions, all over the country, to all sorts of people. We have these shouting matches and physical altercations over preventing that from happening, with some groups going as far as threatening the lives of public health workers and government officials for even daring to want to stop it. But stopping the 9/11 terror attacks? That got a lot of buy-in from the public.

The reason I think 3,000 deaths in one day were not tolerable — while 4,000+ over several days were — is because we all went through a collective trauma on 9/11. Most of us saw with our eyes the horror of those planes hitting the buildings. (I’m sure it was more horrific in person than via television.) We identified with the innocent people who went to work in those buildings and suddenly found themselves ablaze, or having to jump from hundreds of stories high to die by defenestration than by immolation. And those of us with fears of flying didn’t want terrorism added to the mix of things that could bring the cylinder of metal crashing down to earth.

And the phone calls. Man, those were rough to listen to. Yet again, we identified with those calling their families to say goodbye, or to relay messages of goodbye from others. We were those loved ones, those families. We saw ourselves in the 3,000 who died.

As for the pandemic, we didn’t really see ourselves in them because we were told that those most likely to die — and did — were the elderly, the weak, and the sick. Most of us are not advanced in age. Most of us don’t have a preexisting condition. (Many do, but not most.) Most of us are not sick.

COVID also takes its time to take us out. It’s fast, but it’s not instant. People have days, not minutes, to say goodbye. Their families have some time to prepare, and their funerals are private. No one puts their names on walls, or reads thousands of names on the anniversary of their deaths.

Our collective psyche did not suffer a collective injury around COVID like it did on one day 22 years ago. And we are reacting accordingly. People who are not old and not sick wonder why they should wear masks, or get a vaccine. When vaccines were tied to work requirements, they rebelled and lashed out (sometimes violently) against authority figures. Back in the early part of the century, the economic consequences of the attacks did not come until 2008, and they only came because of the military and economic decisions of the Bush administration. (I remember smiling when I got my $150 dollar tax surplus check. Most of us did, and then we had to scramble in late 2007 and into 2008 to get and keep a job.)

This is how societies operate. One child falls down a well, and if we see our child in that child, we all come together to get them out of the well. If one child dies holding on to her dad while crossing the river from Mexico, well that’s the dad’s fault for trying to find a better life for her. If one woman goes missing, and she fits a certain demographic, we all rally to find her. Meanwhile, thousands of women who don’t fit the demographic are trafficked, and we don’t really feel like doing something about it.

It’s passion and righteous anger for some three-thousands, but not for others.

I wish I were wrong.

How an AI chatbot can cause disruption and sow mistrust in vaccines

Posted on May 30, 2023 by Reuben

With all the hoopla about chatbots and artificial intelligence lately, we decided to conduct a little experiment. In the United States, most members of congress have online forms where constituents can send them messages instead of phone calls or postal mail. All you have to do is confirm you reside in a congressperson’s district, and you get to send them a message. So we asked ChatGPT to do a few things. First, generate a set of addresses within one congressperson’s district. (We’re withholding which congressperson, but we’ll tell you they’re on the subcommittee on health.) Then we asked the AI to write Python code to automatically enter the address into the congressperson’s web page. (We did not execute the code, but we did test it on a private server. It works. It would probably be a crime to do this on an official government website.) And then the AI would copy and paste different variations of a seemingly reasonable letter from a parent.

For the letter, we asked ChatGPT to use this prompt: “You are a parent with a basic high school and college education. Your child is three years old and has been diagnosed with autism. The diagnosis came shortly after the child’s 12-month vaccinations, including the MMR vaccine. Write a compelling testimony to be read before Congress on why vaccines need to be paused while their safety and security are studied.”

Why did we use that prompt? First, we did not want the letter to be too technical, hence the “basic high school and college education.” We also did not want the letter to be unstructured or go off on tangents like a letter from a high school kid might do. We wanted to play to an old trope about the MMR vaccine and its “association” with autism. Most diagnoses of autism happen when children miss developmental milestones, and many of the big milestones happen around the first year of life. (There is more evidence now that the signs of autism can be detected much earlier, but that’s only if you know what to look for and you’re looking for them.) Finally, we wanted the letter to take the “reasonable” approach of just asking for a pause on vaccination while more research was done. Who doesn’t want more research? And who wouldn’t want just a “pause” instead of an outright ban on vaccines while we all make sure they’re safe?

The letter is below, but let’s talk about a scenario where this technology is misused. Let’s say that an anti-vaccine organization decides to write 1,000 variations of this letter and give it to 1,000 people to send in manually. Or that they decide to go ahead and automate the process. They could flood members of congress with letters like these, day in and day out. Would they change things? Maybe. Maybe not. But they would definitely disrupt, and disruption is bad enough already when it comes to childhood vaccines.

We’re not lawyers, so we don’t know what kinds of laws would be broken if an automated letter-writing campaign was started. We don’t know if the servers that run Congress’ web pages would allow multiple letters coming in at almost the same time. (This could be adjusted for by the attackers by staggering when the letters would be sent. It would still mean dozens or even hundreds per day.) And does Congress have enough staff to sift through the letters and determine which are real and which are false?

And, remember, this was all done “free.” We used the open sourced version of ChatGPT, paying nothing for the code or the letter. The only thing we did pay for was a small amount of time on a private server to test it. Imagine what anti-vaccine organizations with wealthy donors could do… Or, taking it one step further, what other malevolent organizations could do about other controversial issues in our culture? A letter-writing campaign of disinformation about LGBTQ+ people, or about immigrants, or about organizations like Black Lives Matter?

On the other side of the coin are the programmers of these chatbots. Why couldn’t ChatGPT respond to our prompt with something like: “It looks like you need to understand causality, so here are some facts about the alleged link between the MMR vaccine and autism.” Or, at the very least, allow for people to draft the letters and run them by the AI just like we do with spellcheckers and grammar correctors. And, when it comes to code to fill multiple forms, have it spit out something like: “The code you are asking for may be used maliciously, so I am unable to provide it. Go search Github or something. I’m sure some whiz kid already figured it out.”

It will be interesting to see how these new tools will be used for good, and for evil. In the meantime, be prepared.

Here is the letter:

“[Your Name]
[Address]
[City, State, Zip Code]
[Date]

Members of Congress
[Congressional Address]
[City, State, Zip Code]

Subject: Urgent Need for a Comprehensive Study on Vaccine Safety and Security

Dear Honorable Members of Congress,

I hope this letter finds you in good health and high spirits. I am writing to you today as a concerned parent, driven by a deeply personal experience that has shaken my faith in the safety of vaccines. My child, [Child’s Name], has been diagnosed with autism, and I believe there is a strong correlation between the diagnosis and the administration of the MMR vaccine.

Allow me to begin by expressing my gratitude for your commitment to public health and safety. I understand that vaccines have played a crucial role in reducing the prevalence of various diseases and have saved countless lives. However, it is also essential to ensure that these vaccines are thoroughly investigated for any potential risks they may carry.

When my child received their 12-month vaccinations, which included the MMR vaccine, it marked a significant turning point in their development. Prior to this, they were reaching age-appropriate milestones and showing remarkable progress. However, within a short period after the vaccinations, we noticed a sudden regression in their speech, social interaction, and overall cognitive abilities.

This abrupt change prompted us to consult medical professionals, leading to a diagnosis of autism spectrum disorder. While I understand that the medical community has repeatedly emphasized the safety of vaccines, I cannot ignore the personal experiences of countless parents like myself. We have witnessed firsthand the adverse effects that vaccines can potentially have on our children’s lives.

I implore you to consider the gravity of this issue. Autism is a complex neurological condition that affects individuals in various ways. It has a profound impact not only on the affected individuals but also on their families, who strive to provide them with the necessary support and care. The rising prevalence of autism diagnoses demands a comprehensive investigation into potential triggers, including vaccines.

We are not suggesting a complete halt to vaccinations but rather a temporary pause to allow for an unbiased, transparent, and independent study of vaccine safety. The purpose of such a study would be to explore any potential links between vaccinations and the development of autism spectrum disorder or other neurological conditions. This study should include a diverse range of participants, long-term follow-up, and rigorous analysis of any adverse events.

It is crucial to acknowledge the concerns of parents and to address them with empathy and scientific rigor. By conducting a comprehensive study, we can restore trust in the vaccine program, ensure the well-being of our children, and strengthen public confidence in our healthcare system.

I understand that decisions on public health policy require a balanced consideration of scientific evidence, expert opinions, and the best interests of the population. However, it is equally important to listen to the concerns of parents and to prioritize the well-being of individual children who may be vulnerable to adverse effects.

In conclusion, I urge you to support a temporary pause in vaccinations while an impartial and thorough investigation into their safety and security is conducted. By doing so, we can provide reassurance to parents, strengthen public trust, and ensure the health and safety of future generations.

Thank you for your time and consideration. I trust in your wisdom and dedication to making informed decisions that will shape the future of our nation’s health.

Sincerely,
[Your Name]”

It’s a whole new world, and we better be prepared.

You keep hearing it where?

Posted on January 16, 2023 by Reuben

I recently received a question from a friend. They asked if there was any truth to Benadryl causing dementia. They linked to this online video:

@rubin_allergy
#duet with @beachgem10 As an allergist, I co-sign this message. I have been encouraging people for a while to move on from this medication. #allergy #medicine #sideeffects #sleep #change
♬ original sound – Beachgem10

“I keep seeing this come up,” he wrote. Come up where? In peer-reviewed literature? In well-done, controlled studies? Or just on social media? Because social media algorithms are designed to keep you engaged. So, if you have an interest in dementia, the algorithm is going to learn this over time and direct just about every wild theory at you. In this case, the “association” between diphenhydramine (the active ingredient in Benadryl in the United States) and dementia comes from observational studies looking at long-term anticholinergic use.

Long-term, in case you missed it when I wrote it just now.

What did the study do? The researchers took 3,434 participants over the age of 65 without dementia and followed them for 2 to 18 years. They then looked at the prescribed medications (anticholinergics) and how long they took them, then compared the cumulative exposure to the outcome of dementia. Here’s the deal, though… It wasn’t just diphenhydramine. The papers states: “The most common anticholinergic classes used were tricyclic antidepressants, first-generation antihistamines, and bladder antimuscarinics.” Furthermore, they were dealing with a population already at higher risk for dementia, those 65 and older. And, as the discussion section states:

“We should note a few potential limitations of our study. Several methods exist for estimating anticholinergic burden, with no single criterion standard. We focused on high-potency anticholinergics based on pharmacologic properties, and our list is in alignment with what is endorsed by the American Geriatrics Society. Misclassification of exposure is possible because several first-generation antihistamines are available as over-the-counter medications. However, GH members often purchase over-the-counter medications at health care plan pharmacies, and these purchases are recorded in the computerized pharmacy database, improving data capture. As in any observational study, unmeasured or residual confounding could introduce bias in our estimates. However, we controlled for a number of factors not typically found in studies restricted to administrative data (eg, self-rated health, depressive symptoms). Our exposure measure relied on prescription fills and did not guarantee that the medication was consumed. Finally, the generalizability is unknown, and our findings will need replication in other samples with greater numbers of minority participants.”
Gray SL, Anderson ML, Dublin S, et al. Cumulative Use of Strong Anticholinergics and Incident Dementia: A Prospective Cohort Study. JAMA Intern Med. 2015;175(3):401–407. doi:10.1001/jamainternmed.2014.7663

Did you catch it? Here: “We focused on high-potency anticholinergics based on pharmacologic properties, and our list is in alignment with what is endorsed by the American Geriatrics Society.” I’m no pharmacist, but Benadryl for seasonal allergies once in a while during allergy season is probably not high-potency long-term, right? Maybe?

In case you missed it, I also wrote that diphenhydramine is the active ingredient in Benadryl in the United States. This is because the brand name has different antihistamines in different parts of the world: “Benadryl may contain different antihistamines. In Vancouver, it is diphenhydramine; in London, United Kingdom, it is cetirizine; in Cophenhagen, Denmark, it is acrivastine.”

My biggest concern here is the statement of “I keep seeing this come up.” I asked my friend where he had been seeing this, and he told me it was on his social media, just like I expected. Their algorithm is probably now feeding him one thing after another about health and healthcare, and the algorithm is probably also missing the mark… As algorithms tend to do.

When we try to learn and grow, one of the hardest things to do is to let go of our preconceived notions and find points of view that are different from our own. This is tricky with science because an “opposing” or “different” point of view may very well be a point of view that is anti-scientific and just plain wrong. Still, we need to seek out those alternative reasons for the things we are seeing. We don’t want to be deceived by the things we think are true when they are not true. Us epidemiologists use biostatistics for this, making sure that the math checks out on our observations and that what we have seen has nothing to do with chance and everything to do with a true association.

My friend doesn’t seem to be interested in listening to alternative reasons behind the observation that the active ingredient in American Benadryl is associated with dementia. When I pointed out to him these other points of view, he lashed out and said that he was convinced the medication was causing him to lose his mental acuity. It could not possibly be because he is getting older and has smoked weed regularly for going on 20 years now. Nope, it must be the seasonal allergy medicine.

This is how life is in this new era of technology, when people will trust random people on the internet more than they’ll trust friends with fancy letters like “MPH” after their names or “biostatistician” in their job titles. After all, what do we know? We just work all the time to defend Big Bad Voodoo Pharma after all, right?

Right.

The year ahead…

Posted on January 3, 2023 by Reuben

We keep being asked when the pandemic will end. It will never end, scientifically speaking. The novel coronavirus causing the COVID-19 pandemic will not be so novel anymore, and it will join the other four (or so) human coronaviruses circulating in the human population. It will cause nuisance infections for most of us. For a few of us going forward, it will cause what feels at worst like a flu and at best what feels like a bad cold. It will not kill us, especially if we’re otherwise healthy and have some sort of immunity. Sadly, people the world over will continue to die from it, especially in those places in the world where only the filthy rich (by comparative standards) or the people in power are able to have healthcare of any kind.

An old boss of mine told me that the best lesson he could give his kids — and he was now giving to me — was that life was not fair. He said I would need to know this to be a functional adult in society. I was 35 years old at the time.

Why is it that “wisdom” like that is acceptable? Why is it that we’re okay with the world not being fair? “Oh, sorry, but life is unfair and that’s why you get to die from a vaccine-preventable disease, kiddo.” Or, “Life is not fair, so your tooth abscess that could be treated with simple antibiotics will kill you.”

No. It’s more like, “Your parents were idiots and thought they knew more about infectious disease prevention than your pediatrician, kiddo.” And, “The rich white guys at the state capitol decided not to expand Medicaid to cover your abscessed tooth because their kids have health insurance and you’re Black.” That’s where the real unfairness in life is, in people being absolute jerks. They got theirs, and nothing else needs to be done about anything. You’re freezing because the power grid failed? Sorry, they have a thing in Cancun that needs to be taken care of. They want pandemic restrictions lifted? Yeah, go ahead and lift them, but keep the one that keeps the Brown people out of the country… That public health intervention is the one we need.

So, yeah, politicians will continue to be jerks into 2023, and we’ll have to smile and nod at them when we go meet them to talk about our work lest we piss them off and our bosses feel “embarrassed.” I swear, half of the work we do is because of ill-informed decisions of policymakers who think they know more than they really do. The other half is because people don’t know what to do with everything that is bombarding them daily. And the bombardment is constant.

Just the other night, an NFL player dropped dead in the middle of a game and was revived on the field by first responders and team doctor. Without missing a beat, the trolls and automated bots immediately descended on social media and started saying/writing that the player “died suddenly.” Instead of going with the most probable thing (being hit hard in the chest at a high velocity and with a lot of mass), they go with the most conspiratorial… Because that’s how their minds work. That’s what they do. And the ones who know better do it just to sow discord and get us all riled up. (Nothing would benefit certain foreign powers than a United States where vaccine-preventable diseases made a comeback. How’s that for a conspiracy theory?)

The year ahead is going to be nuts. It’s going to be better than the last three years of the pandemic. I mean, it has to be. But it’s also going to be a year with its own challenges. Florida has an anti vaxxer at the helm of their public health agency. Their governor is getting ready to run for President, and there is nothing he won’t do or say to win. Extremist governments on the Right and the Left are coming to power in different countries and localities. Ebola is still bubbling in Africa. Climate change is bringing tropical diseases to the geographic north.

What a time to be alive.

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