Fat cat

"OK. I'll say it again. I have not seen your pomeranian, I did not know you had a pomeranian & NO! I did not eat your pomeranian. Stupid dog owners......."
“OK. I’ll say it again. I have not seen your rabbit, I did not know you had a rabbit & NO! I did not eat your rabbit. Every Easter I get the same, stupid questions; next year why not buy a fish? They never run-off.”