Category: Signage

Resistance is futile….

Signage #232

no stealing fish

Pete had not realised that the fish-farming industry could be so competitive until he discovered that ruthless fish rustlers had emptied-out his largest production pool. He put up warning signs for the rustlers at once, and 2 weeks later took delivery of a significant number of young alligators; for some reason he was not able to put up a warning sign about them for a further six months.

Signage #230

swiss nuetral road

To enable nations engaged in serious conflict to respect historical Swiss neutrality, the Swiss government has provided useful roadsigns showing detour routes for military traffic via other countries and avoiding Swiss territory completely.

Signage #229

beware-of-bob.jpg

Bob’s anger management issues had become the talk of the village and the local vicar took it into his own hands to warn strangers who might approach him without taking stringent precautions.

Signage #227

xmas coming

With the festive season approaching it is always best to ensure people do not approach the reindeer whilst they are negotiating this year’s contract with “The Man”; they tend to be a little tetchy.

Signage #226

mom's sign

It was as he was driving home from his regular weekly visit that Keith realised that his mother’s frankly rather obsessional and over-protective nature (for a 35 year-old father of two) was beginning to spread out across the neighbourhood.

Signage #225

kids-puppy-sign

“Give me a child before he is seven…….” Marketing and building brand loyalty for the along haul!

Signage #224

anti-car-sign

Some of the more militant members within the cycling community turned-out to be behind a subtle plan to eliminate all of the motor traffic entering the city.