People with issues #250

Alice had a real problem with body-image. Every time she passed another vehicle she shouted the ams thing, "Does my ass look big in this/" Those drivers who chose to be honest (or even a little cruel) discovered that she also had a thing about firearms.... — Alice had a real problem with body-image. Every time she passed another vehicle she shouted the same thing, “Does my ass look big in this?” Those drivers who chose to be honest (or even a little cruel) soon discovered that she also had a thing about firearms….

Teamwork

"He ain't heavy, he's my brother...." — “He ain’t heavy, he’s my brother….”

View from a Rhino House: Ass-ing about

In Brussels the Belgian police have demanded that Lola, a theatrical donkey, be removed from the balcony of a cultural centre the city, after neighbors complained about her loud braying.

Lola is hanging-out on a first-floor balcony while she performs in a play at the Arab Cultural Centre, located in the same building. Staff had laid out straw and a bucket of water so she could get some fresh air when not performing.

Police have ordered Lola’s keeper to move her inside after receiving complaints about the donkey making too much noise.

Lola was still outside on Friday, and the (extremely pissed)-off) Director of the cultural center was angrily berating her neighbors for interfering.

“I say to the neighbors, well done! Why does it matter to you?” Hawa Djabili shouted at passersby. Asked why the donkey was still outside, she replied Lola “needed to breathe.” (So nothing to do with the rugs then…..)

The Brussels police said they planned to return with animal welfare officers to remove Lola if the centre did not comply with the order to keep the donkey indoors.

The animal is appearing in a play called “The Palestinian” at the Arab Cultural Center that runs until this evening.

…. and they say “the law is an ass,” In Belgium it’s all just so much bigger then they could have dreamed.

"Christ she's noisy. I bet the neighbors didn't get a wink of sleep all night. These theatrical types, eh?" — “Christ she’s noisy. I bet the neighbors didn’t get a wink of sleep all night. These theatrical types, eh?”

Just another day at the office #146

It was clear that the Jamal's taxi business needed a bigger ass or to restrict the number of passengers he could carry into town. — It was clear that Jamal’s taxi business needed a bigger ass or to restrict the number of passengers he could carry into town.

People with issues #123

Many pilgrims covered the last part of the Camino de Santiago on their knees. An extrovert by nature, Lizzie decided that she would finish with a little more pizazz & give the locals something to remember her by.

Marketing fail….

In truth calling the new bar "The Skunks Ass" was only the first of many "theming" errors from the new marketing consultants. — In truth calling the new bar “The Skunk’s Ass” was only the first of many “theming” errors from the new marketing consultants. The “his-&-hers” optics bombed too…..

View from a Rhino House: getting away from it all….

In Colombia a gang who tried to burgle a convenience store was forced to abandon the heist when their getaway donkey made too much noise.

The 3 Colombian criminals were forced to ditch the fruit of their labors when, during the 2am theft, the animal started to bray loudly, alerting neighbors & the police.

The group had managed to steal rum, oil, rice, & cans of fish from a small shop in the tiny northern town of Juan de Acosta.

They planned to load the goods onto the donkey,10-year-old Xavi, who they had stolen during the day before, & make their escape – but the animal began to bray loudly before they had finished loading-up.

They had to ditch the donkey, which was carrying most of the stolen items, & ran to safety as the police were arriving.

Shop owner Fabio Orozco said: “They came through the roof to rob me. They took rum, rice, everything.”

The donkey was detained in the town police station for 12 hours until its owner was notified & came to collect him.

I bet this never happens to the drug cartels.