Tag: baby

Just another day in the office #340

nativity auditions

The auditioning call for the filming of NBC’s upcoming nativity play had unfortunately missed out a couple of important details for those keen to try-out for one of the key parts, and none of the aspiring thespians who turned-up were under 40 years of age. A number of lawyers are expecting a very profitable Christmas as a result of the ensuing age-discrimination legal action.

Advertising #71

Advertising is not always a safe source of information....
Advertising is not always a reliable or safe source of information….

Following in her father’s footsteps

On balance young Tracy looked like her mom, but everyone agreed she had her dad's feet.
On balance young Tracy looked like her mom, but everyone agreed she had her dad’s feet.

Rabid rug rat

After 6 straight weeks of being left in front of Square Bob Sponge Pants in the afternoons, Billy-Bob Jnr finally snapped.
After 6 straight weeks of being left in front of Square Bob Sponge Pants in the afternoons, Billy-Bob Jnr finally snapped.

Traditional child-rearing

In the Doric city-state of Sparta, infants were left outside on a hillside to ensure that only the toughest survived. In Sparta, New Jersey, the mob families adopted a similar procedure.
In the Doric city-state of Sparta infant boys were left outside on a hillside, on the night of their birth, to ensure that only the toughest survived. In Sparta, New Jersey, the mob families adopted a similar procedure.

Ahead of the Games

Little Pete's parents were keen to make sure that he was ready when selection time came around for the 2040 Olympic Games (although they were worried that the steroids in his formula might not have cleared his system by then).
Little Pete’s parents were keen to make sure that he was ready when selection time came around for the 2040 Olympic Games (although they were worried that the steroids in his formula might still show-up during the drugs testing).

People with issues #242

Dennis & Fiona had basic trust issues in their relationship that scarred young Jenny for the rest of her life.
Dennis & Fiona had basic trust issues in their relationship that scarred young Jenny for the rest of her life.

People with issues #223

The guests were horrified when they discovered what went into the soup recipe that Janet inherited from her grandmother & her career as a child minder pretty much crashed to a halt the same evening.
The arriving guests were horrified when they discovered what went into the soup recipe that Janet inherited from her grandmother – & her career as a child minder pretty much crashed to a halt the same evening.