Tag: fish

Signage #232

no stealing fish

Pete had not realised that the fish-farming industry could be so competitive until he discovered that ruthless fish rustlers had emptied-out his largest production pool. He put up warning signs for the rustlers at once, and 2 weeks later took delivery of a significant number of young alligators; for some reason he was not able to put up a warning sign about them for a further six months.

Adventures with wildlife #169

call of the wild

The guys were the first to admit that since they lost Trevor the call of the wild was getting pretty tame – and who had ever heard of a barber’s shop quartet without a decent baritone?

The application of logic

Well I guess that takes care of Darwin.
Well I guess that takes care of Darwin.

 

With kind permission from Randy Glasbergen.

Fat cat

"OK. I'll say it again. I have not seen your pomeranian, I did not know you had a pomeranian & NO! I did not eat your pomeranian. Stupid dog owners......."
“OK. I’ll say it again. I have not seen your rabbit, I did not know you had a rabbit & NO! I did not eat your rabbit. Every Easter I get the same, stupid questions; next year why not buy a fish? They never run-off.”

Advertising #56

The power of auto-suggestion: the ad was a success but bus passengers complained about the smell.
The power of auto-suggestion: the ad was a success but bus passengers complained about the smell.

Moving out

By the early Summer all of the signs indicated that pollution in the oceans was reaching levels that could not sustain life.
By the early Summer all of the signs indicated, even to those living in the landlocked cities, that pollution in the oceans was reaching levels that could not sustain life.

Flushed #53

The pother problem with the "Jaws" model was the need to employ someone just to deal with feeding time.
The other problem with the “Jaws” model was the need to employ someone just to deal with feeding time.

 

Flushed #52

In spite of naming it the "Jaws" sales were disappointing, even before the class action form PETA.
In spite of naming it the “Jaws” reactions were low-key & sales were disappointing, even before the class action from PETA.

Just another day at the office #195

Hari-san's fish fish & squid bar was the only business in Fukushima to be thriving, & with the plans to install an ice-wall to contains the cooling water seepage he was planning an additional frozen foods section to the bar as from next month.
Hari-san’s “Fish & Squid” was the only business in Fukushima to be thriving, & with the announcement of an ice-wall to contains the cooling water seepage he was planning to add an additional frozen foods section to the bar as from next month.

Temptation

Just after this photograph was taken, Tiddles & the other discovered that the only thing that tasted better than freshly-caught fish was freshly-killed small child.
Just after this photograph was taken, Tiddles & the others discovered that the only thing that tasted better than freshly-caught fish was freshly extracted human liver.