Just another day at the office #313

Young Clark's parents had managed to get him a position in one of the major marketing companies under a government-funded apprenticeship scheme. Clark wanted to be strain driver.
Young Clark’s parents had managed to get him a position with one of the major marketing companies under a government-funded apprenticeship scheme. Clark wanted to be a train driver.

Just another day at the office #287

Kevin had always known that at some point he would be replaced in the Marketing team, but he had always thought it would by some sort of CGI wizardry. He was heart-broken when he was told he had been replaced by a soft drinks vending machine
Kevin had always known that at some point he would be replaced in the Marketing Team, but he had always thought it would be by some sort of CGI wizardry. He was heart-broken when he was told he had been replaced by a soft-drinks vending machine

Advertising #67

Sometimes it pays not to let the customers suggest the product names. Even the best focus groups can be disturbingly frank.
Sometimes it pays not to let the customers suggest the product names. Even the best focus groups can be disturbingly frank.

Just another day at the office #180

Jake's first day got significantly worse when he was arrested hanging from the walls in the ladies changing rooms. This whole "film marketing" schtick was getting old really, really fast......
Jake’s first day got significantly worse when he was arrested hanging from the walls in the ladies changing rooms. This whole “film marketing” schtick was getting old really, really fast……

View from a Rhino House: Belgian waffles

In Brussels a tour operator is offering “sick notes” for families booking vacations that fall in term-time, allowing them to take their children on holiday before the end of the school term, in a humorous campaign that has drawn sharp words from the Belgian education authorities.

“We are handing out free sick notes for the last week of June as we believe families should be able to go on holiday for the lowest possible price,” tour operator Neckermann said in a campaign launched at the weekend.

Vacations at popular destinations are much cheaper ahead of the official start of Belgian summer school holidays on 1st July.

A spokesman for the travel group said yesterday it was clear the campaign was not meant seriously & the company would not provide genuine sick notes. (Just the usual, poorly faked versions, beloved & provided by students & cheapskate parents everywhere?)

Never slow to be outraged the authorities managed to generate an instant angry response, with the Flemish education ministry looking at its legal options to force an end the campaign.

“This is in conflict with the agreements (I suspect these “agreements” only exist in the heads of bureaucrats) we have made with the travel sector. They can’t just entice families to keep their children away from school,” a ministry spokeswoman said.

A Neckermann spokesman said the group had run similar campaigns in the past.

“We trust that parents know what is wrong & what is right for their children,” he said.

So the company is clearly populated by the same naive fools as the education ministry. You have to love the Belgians.

I'm just relieved you decided to take Politics, rather than Latin this year. The hotel prices in Rome are unbelievable....."
I’m just relieved you decided to take Politics, rather than Latin this year. The hotel prices in Rome are unbelievable…..”

Just another day at the office #122

It was only after he accepted the transfer to the marketing department that Hue became aware of his lactose intolerance.
It was only after he accepted the transfer to the marketing department that Hue became aware of his lactose intolerance.

Moments in automotive history #46

In retrospect calling their new model the "Bunny" was only the first in a long line of marketing errors....
In retrospect calling their new model the “Bunny” was only the first in a long line of marketing errors that the Chinese automotive industry fell into….

Just another day at the office #50

Debbie was horrified that her boyfriend had turned-up as part of the client's party visiting the trade fair.... & hadn't even recognized her!
Debbie was heartbroken that her boyfriend had turned-up as part of the Dairy Farmers’ party visiting the Trade Fair…. & hadn’t even recognized her!