Doris’ victory in the “Queen of the PTA” competition rather went to her head, she refused to be seen in public without her “crown” and insisted that her family and friends all referred to her as “Your Majesty”. After a new “Queen” was chosen the following year Doris regarded the judges as “traitors” and summarily executed them with poisoned fudge brownies at the Summer fête. She is currently ruling as monarch in a small Caribbean country with no extradition treaties and a terrified population.