Joe had been the company’s Health & Safety Officer for 11 years and his advice on all matters pertaining to staff welfare and safe working practices had been religiously followed by the workforce. Sadly some of his advice was not as accurate as it might have been, and in his time at the company there had been an average of 5 deaths every year and multiple maimings. Three weeks after he retired Joe died whilst repairing the family’s toaster in the tub.
Everybody’s January dream……
After only 2 years, the manager felt the necessity of amending the sign in the bar’s toilets. After so long in post, he was not a charitable man.
Pete had not realised that the fish-farming industry could be so competitive until he discovered that ruthless fish rustlers had emptied-out his largest production pool. He put up warning signs for the rustlers at once, and 2 weeks later took delivery of a significant number of young alligators; for some reason he was not able to put up a warning sign about them for a further six months.
To enable nations engaged in serious conflict to respect historical Swiss neutrality, the Swiss government has provided useful roadsigns showing detour routes for military traffic via other countries and avoiding Swiss territory completely.
Bob’s anger management issues had become the talk of the village and the local vicar took it into his own hands to warn strangers who might approach him without taking stringent precautions.
Not completely sure that this is true….
With the festive season approaching it is always best to ensure people do not approach the reindeer whilst they are negotiating this year’s contract with “The Man”; they tend to be a little tetchy.
It was as he was driving home from his regular weekly visit that Keith realised that his mother’s frankly rather obsessional and over-protective nature (for a 35 year-old father of two) was beginning to spread out across the neighbourhood.
“Give me a child before he is seven…….” Marketing and building brand loyalty for the along haul!
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