War is hell #75

ant racing

For those posted to the more remote rural provinces life was dull with little opportunity to relax and enjoy the finer things of life; that was until Lian-Xi came up with the brilliant idea of ant racing. Not only did it provide entertainment for his fellow conscripts, it also allowed Lian-Xi to leave the army, after 6 months, as a full colonel, buy a large home in Beijing and subsequently acted as the prototype for his nationwide chain of gaming establishments.

War is hell #56

reduction-plan

President Xi’s decision to reduce the size of the People’s Liberation Army resulted in some hard choices when it came to dishing-out jobs to the less successful recruits, but the desired 10% reduction was achieved on the very first day of the annual marksmanship competition. The new “moving targets” element in the competition proved very popular, especially amongst the drill sergeants.