Same Shit. Different day.

If you suck, it ain’t easy for you.

Yep, the ‘incident’ that brings all the idiots out of the footwork.

You must meet this woman she looks smokin hot even in a Burkha.

Blonde, sexy and glamorous

Football FINALLY makes sense…

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.

‘Oh, I really liked it,’ she replied, ‘especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.’

Dumbfounded, her date asked, ‘What do you mean?’

‘Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: ‘Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback! ‘

I’m like…Helloooooo? It’s only 25 cents.

When not to condom historic rivalry.

An Argentinean condom company came up with this ad before a soccer match  to show the Brazilians what they were going to do to them.

braVsArg

Brazil won the match and their Football organization replied to the ad.

bra won

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Fake as F*** but good entertainment

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