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That escalated very quickly.

Posted on April 22, 2021 by Pradeep

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Let me introduce you to the music of my people…

Posted on April 1, 2021 by Pradeep

…and the dance.

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WHEN YOU FAILED AT WORK

Posted on October 5, 2014 by Pradeep

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Television by Roald Dahl

Posted on May 1, 2011 by Pradeep

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The most important thing we’ve learned,
So far as children are concerned,
Is never, NEVER, NEVER let
Them near your television set –
Or better still, just don’t install
The idiotic thing at all.

In almost every house we’ve been,
We’ve watched them gaping at the screen.
They loll and slop and lounge about,
And stare until their eyes pop out.

(Last week in someone’s place we saw
A dozen eyeballs on the floor.)
They sit and stare and stare and sit
Until they’re hypnotised by it,
Until they’re absolutely drunk
With all that shocking ghastly junk.

Oh yes, we know it keeps them still,
They don’t climb out the window sill,
They never fight or kick or punch,
They leave you free to cook the lunch
And wash the dishes in the sink –
But did you ever stop to think,
To wonder just exactly what
This does to your beloved tot?

{Read on}

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Nice, I like women with big balls.The bearded fucktard in his stupid pointy hat got owned! You go girl.

Posted on March 27, 2011 by Pradeep

Pssst – I’d like to waterboard this terrorist, if you know what I mean.

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“He just wanted to touch the yellow card.” That’s what I’d call a booper.

Posted on October 11, 2010 by Pradeep

Nevermind the war, here’s a woman getting accidently fondled in Germany. Hertha Berlin player Peter Niemeyer moved to give ref Bibiana Steinhaus a pat, but misjudged the distance (watch the video and you’ll see that it’s a mistake) and copped a feel instead. In America that’s rape, speeding, and wire fraud. In Europe it is a mistake. It’s the funniest grope ever. {Via}

Peter Niemeyer of Hertha Berlin – inappropriate?

he’s having fun laughing cuz he aint getting any from his wife hahahahahaha

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Then who was towel, I ask you?

Posted on July 17, 2010 by Pradeep

Spoof: Old Spice Ad: Old Spice man becomes a viral video case study!

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READ IT AGAIN TILL YOU GET IT RIGHT!

Posted on June 16, 2010 by Pradeep

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Dear Wife/ Sweetheart/Girl Friend/ Partner/whomever it may concern,

1. Between 11 June and 11 July 2010, you should read the sports section of the newspaper so that you are aware of what is going on regarding the World of Soccer, and that w ay you will be able to join in the conversations. If you fail to do this, then you will be looked at in a ba d way, or you will be totally ignored.

DO NO T complain about not receiving any attention.

2. During the World Cup, the television is mine, at all times, without any exceptions. If you even take a glimpse of the remote control, you will lose it (your eye).

3. If you have to pass by in front of the TV during a game, I don’t mind, as long as you do it crawling on the floor and without distracting me.

4. During the games I will be blind, deaf and mute, unless I require a refill of my drink or something to eat. You are out of your mind if you expect me to listen to you, open the door, answer the telephone, or pick up the baby that just fell on the floor….It won’t happen.

5. It would be a good idea for you to keep at least 2 six packs in the fridge at all times, as well as plenty of things to nibble on (excluding your body parts), and please do not make any funny faces to my friends when they come over to watch the ga mes. In return , you will be allowed to use the TV between 12am and 6am, unless they replay a good game that I missed during the day.

6. Please, please, please!! If you see me upset because one of my team is losing, DO NOT say “get over it, it’s only a game”, or “don’t worry, they’ll win next time”. If you say these things, you will only make me angrier and I will love you less. Remember, you will never ever know more about football than me and your so called “words of encouragement ” will only lead to a break up or divorce.

7. You are welcome to sit with me to watch one game and you can talk to me during halftime but only when the commercials are on, and only if the half time scores is pleasing me. In addition, please note I am saying “one” game; hence do not use the World Cup as a nice cheesy excuse to “spend time together”.

8. The replays of the goals are very important. I don’t care if I have seen them or I haven’t seen them, I want to see them again, Many times.

9. Tell your friends NOT to have any babies, or any other chil d related parties or gatherings that requires my attendance because:

a ) I will not go,

b ) I will not go, and

c) I will not go.

10.But, if a friend of mine invites us to his house on a Sunday to watch a game, we will be there in a flash.

11.The daily World Cup highlights show on TV every night is just as important as the games themselves. Do not even think about saying “but you have already seen this…why don’t you change the channel to something we can all watch?” because, the reply will be, “Refer to Rule #2 of this list”.

12. And finally, please save your expressions such as “Thank God the World C up is only every 4 years”. I am immune to these words, because before and after this comes the Champions League, Premier League, Italian League, Spanish League, KPL, FA Cup, Euro Cup, etc.

P /S

By the way if you get stuck on the road call the Police or A A.

Thank you for your cooperation.