Ok regarding my previous post. CasperCV asked me whats next, well I’m only to happy to answer that question…
I don’t know where you study to become one though, so sorry guys lol
As per usual here are some pics to get you guys in the mood for the weekend.
And finally some advice for the weekend
Lol 🙂
Good day guys, hope you’re all well.
Things have been really hectic here this week and it will probably only get worse in the coming weeks. At least I’m getting rid of all the kak work that I’ve was given before I handed in my resignation lol.
So it’s Friday again, start of another weekend but unfortunately I can’t really do much. Will be writing my admission exams next week so it’llonly be me and the books over the weekend. Luckily there’s no Springbok match over the weekend so my depression levels will stay above the normal line.
Unfortunately there’s no rest for the wicked, but no fret I’ll come pop in later
For now I’ll leave you guys with a great new service thats available to women…its a repair centre of a different nature.
Lmao…
Cheers TRJ
Ok guys I’ve found something special
Something that might rival F1
This is big especially since it is a female only sport
I just can’t figure who wins the race…can someone tell me?
I see that the tiger that escaped yesterday is still missing and that some ranger, or whatever he’s called, has said that there’s no need to panic about it.
Uhm I’m not so sure about this…on Morning Live Panjo’s owner said that if you encounter the tiger you should just stay calm. How the hell am I suppose to stay calm if there’s a killing machine standing in front me? If this animal can take off my head with just one bite? No ways dude, if I had to encounter this tiger I would first crap my pants and thereafter I will run like crazy…even though it would probably catch me within ‘n split second of me starting. Oh and another wonderful thing is that you don’t need to lock up your children or keep them away from the tiger as “It is habituated towards people”. So there you go guys…when you see the tiger send out your children to go play with the little kitten…I’m sure nothing will happen to them.
My advice would be “SHOOT TO KILL!” Lol no I’m joking people (please don’t tell anyone I said that)
But here’s something about another Tiger who’s more harmless…well thats if you’re a guy lol
A couple was on their honeymoon, lying in bed, about ready to consummate their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband, “I have a confession to make, I’m not a virgin.”
The husband replies, “That’s no big thing in this day and age.”
The wife continues, “Yeah, I’ve been with one guy.”
“Oh yeah? Who was the guy?”
“Tiger Woods.”
“Tiger Woods, the golfer?”
“Yeah.”
“Well, he’s rich, famous and handsome. I can see why you went to bed with him.”
The husband and wife then make passionate love.
When they are done, the husband gets up and walks to the telephone.
“What are you doing?” asks the wife.
The husband says, “I’m hungry, I was going to call room service and get something to eat.”
“Tiger wouldn’t do that.”
“Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?”
“He’d come back to bed and do it a second time.”
The husband puts down the phone and goes back to bed to make love a second time.
When they finish, he gets up and goes over to the phone. “Now what are you doing?” she asks.
The husband says, “I’m still hungry so I was going to get room service to get something to eat.”
“Tiger wouldn’t do that.”
“Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?”
“He’d come back to bed and do it again.”
The guy slams down the phone, goes back to bed, and makes love one more time.
When they finish he’s tired and beat. He drags himself over to the phone and starts to dial.
The wife asks, “Are you calling room service?”
“No! I’m calling Tiger Woods, to find out what the par is for this damn hole.”
Good morning boys and girls
Hope alls well…things have calmed down a bit on my side, except for the studies 😦
Finally handed in my formal notice of resignation yesterday so its all official now. As from the 1st of September I’ll be starting my new job in Cape Town! It’s all so real at the moment but at least the job itself is all sorted out now…will be getting double my current salary and there’s the possibility of incentives as well…all to work for!! The only problem is still accommodation although I have two places that one of my scouts will be checking out during the day.
For now I have to concentrate on my work in the office…at least my directors are really understanding and also surprisingly supportive. One of them actually said that this is a big opportunity for me and that I should take advantage of it! This is why I have to really work hard the last couple of weeks so as to make the handover of my duties and responsibilities as smoothly as possible.
Ok but enough chatting…time to get back to work.
Hope you guys have a wonderful morning and here’s something to help with that.
Cheers TRJ
| Generous lawyer | |
| A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town’s most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute.
“Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, you give not a penny to charity. Wouldn’t you like to give back to the community in some way?” The lawyer mulled this over for a moment and replied, “First, did your research also show that my mother is dying after a long illness, and has medical bills that are several times her annual income?” Embarrassed, the United Way rep mumbled, “Um … no.” The lawyer interrupts, “or that my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair?” The stricken United Way rep began to stammer out an apology, but was interrupted again. “or that my sister’s husband died in a traffic accident,” the lawyer’s voice rising in indignation, “leaving her penniless with three children?!” The humiliated United Way rep, completely beaten, said simply, “I had no idea…” On a roll, the lawyer cut him off once again, “So if I don’t give any money to them, why should I give any to you?” |
Hi there guys, hope everyone’s still well. I’ve been insanely busy since this weekend. Between flat hunting, studying for my exams and also attending to all my matters and finalizing as many as a can, I haven’t really had time to breath much less pop in to say hi.
I had a pretty mellow and also rather depressing weekend. As I said on Friday I was still deciding whether I should watch the Bok game as I tend to drink too much after their pathetic performances of late. Well I watched the game and instead of drowing my sorrows I decided to rather the hit the books…thought my weekend was in its tjops anyways so I can just as well be miserable in front of the books. At least Ferrari made up for the disappointment on Sunday albeit rather controversial.
Anyways, time to go again…I’ll try to pop in later again to see whether you’re all behaving here but for now I’ll leave you guys with this:
BRILLIANT WAYS GIRLS TURN GUYS DOWN!!
HE: I’m a photographer I’ve been looking for a face like yours!
SHE: I’m a plastic surgeon. I’ve been looking for a face like yours!!
HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance?
SHE: No, I’d like to have some pleasure too!!!
HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must have been given your share!!!
HE: Will you come out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry! I’m having a headache this weekend!!!
HE: Go on, don’t be shy. Ask me out!
SHE: Okay, get out!!!
HE: I think I could make you very happy!
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?
HE: What would you say if I asked u to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can’t talk and laugh at the same time!!!
HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why, don’t you already have one?
HE: Shall we go and see a film?
SHE: I’ve already seen it!!!
HE: Do you think it was fate that brought us together?
SHE: Nah, it was plain bad luck!!!
HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you.
HE: Haven’t I seen you someplace before?
SHE: Yes, thats why I don’t go there anymore.
HE: Is this seat empty?
SHE: “Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.”
Ok girls have any of you used some of these to get rid of a guy and guys have any of you been turned down through one of these? LOL be honest please I promise I won’t laugh
Cheers TRJ
This is strictly for the guys
Just to get you guys in the mood for the weekend
Here we go…
I take it you like…
🙂
I was trying to think of something clever to say with this but…nothing!
Good morning guys
Phew this has been a long week! TGIF!! Now I can get some studying done and hopefully one of my scouts in Cape Town will manage to find a flat over the weekend.
I’m still trying to decide whether I should watch the Bok game tomorrow. I end up drinking way too much after they have a crap game which, lets face it, they’ve been doing for the last couple of games. I miss the World Cup, there I could watch games without a worry as to how the teams play and who actually wins.
Well I’ll see how I feel tomorrow but for now, here’s another howler from those clever people you find on the internet.
Cheers for now TRJ
Hi guys, I thought I’d post something positive for once…not just a mere joke but something that will restore your faith in humanity.
Something that will show you that there are people out there who really want to help others
People who truly have a soft spot for parents
People who will go to much trouble to make things easier for others
Here is a remarkable individual, he really reaches out to help this concerned parent
Come on guys put your hands together for our Concerned Citizen!!
trjinthehood 