Iemand het hierdie file uit my kantoor gevat.

Besorg dadelik terug asb!

Dis my stres file, asb!!!!!!!!!

Good morning boys and girls. It’s been a while hey…hope you guys have been well.

I’ve been so busy since last weekend I haven’t really had time to read blogs much less attempt to write a post! There so much to tell though…where to start…hmmmmmmmm

Okay, last weekend seems the best place so here goes

On Friday I had my normal day at work and thereafter I hit the gym as per usual. After gym I went to a friend’s place where we had our customary Friday afternoon beer, just to wash away the week’s shit. Whilst there I received a call from a friend who was suppose to come visit, but had problems at work so he couldn’t make it. Well, it turned out that he WAS on his way and moments after he surprised me with a bottle of Jagermeister and some Red Bulls! That was surprise number 1.

So after a good couple of shots Jagerbombs, we decided to go to my place so I can take a shower and we can go out. When I got home I noticed my uncle’s car parked outside but didn’t make much of it as he would pop in for a visit every now and then. I got out of the car and as I was opening the door I was attacked from all sides…blind folded and dressed up!!

These fuckers organized a damn surprise party for me!!! When I got inside there were friends and family everywhere and some concoction was put in my hand and I was forced to drink it. Then the fun started…

I’m ashamed to say that the party had a really bridal shower/kitchen tea theme…I decided to play along as everyone has gone through so much trouble and I must say, it was a damn good idea as I now have everything I need for my kitchen!!!

I eventually found out that it was my…uhm lets still call her my friend…who organised everything. It was her way of saying that she will really miss me when I’m gone. Think that was the bestest and sweetest present I got!

After the party…and when the Jaggerbombs were done…we went out to continue the party. Don’t think I should say how the rest of the night went…all you need to know is that I got home after 4am and we had to pay a bill of over R1000 for the booze we had J

Okay this story has taken a little longer than I thought so I won’t bore you guys any more. The next day’s hangover can wait lol

I just want to say to my family and friends that I love you guys and that you guys are the best! I will really miss you guys. To “my friend” – you are really special and I wish things could’ve been different, but maybe our paths will cross again one day. I surely hope so…would be great to finally find out where things can go.

Enjoy the rest of your morning guys J

Cheers TRJ

A regular at Bob’s Bar came in one evening sporting a matched pair of swollen black eyes that appeared extremely painful.

“Whoa, Sam!” said the bartender. “Who gave those beauties to you?”

“Nobody gave them to me,” said Sam. “I had to fight like crazy for both of them.”

Good morning boys and girls, hope everyone doing well today. I’m rather tired today…think I should’ve just slept early last night instead of watching the soccer, I mean its not as if Manchester United will loose to Newcastle J

Anyways, I was watching Morning Live this morning as I was getting ready to go to work. Yes, Vuyo is one the most irritating people on television but I like getting my morning news with a cup of hot brown, so I bear with his stupid way of reporting. At least Leanne makes up by being a superb presenter, but I digress, where was I?

Oja, I was watching Morning Live and during the 7 o’clock news they had a story about the public service strike that currently looming. Apparently in Durban and somewhere in Gauteng, think I heard something about Vaal, striking teachers went crazy and caused damage to schools and other buildings. Ok, I’m going into rant mode for a second so bear with me!

What the fuck’s going on with these idiots!? One day you talk about how unappreciated your profession is and, as is the case, how much more you deserve for providing the youth with the necessary tools and skills to become successful. The next day you go around and cause damage to the very buildings in which you provide this service to the youth. Tell me where the sense in that is??

First of let me just say…I understand that teachers are underpaid, more particular the older generation teachers. My mother has been a teacher for almost thirty years and she earns less than graduates do when they finish their studies. It’s really unfair and I fully understand why they would engage in strike action, but the damaging property part I fail to understand. How is this helping to bring this precarious situation to amicable conclusion?

What makes this worse is that we see this everywhere. Whenever we have strike action you have elements who resort to destructive means to make their point. All this brings is more suffering, more expenses and allocation of more resources which would’ve been better used somewhere else.

It seems as if this is the mentality in South Africa…if we can’t get our way we will break everything we find until our demands are met. If only we had a Police service who can actually bring these culprits to book for these crimes!

Ok, just had to get that off my chest…normal service will resume during the course of the day.

Cheers TRJ

Good morning boys and girls, hope everyone had a lovely weekend. I had a great weekend, spent with someone really special.

We’ve had a weird relationship to date but this weekend was one of those where both of us really just relaxed and had fun. On Friday evening we went out for drinks and ended up having one drink each (see I can restrain myself) but had some good conversation.

Saturday came and we got together the afternoon and went to watch the rugby – oh let me just say PROOOOOOOOOVINCE!! Was a rather crap game and the Bulls can be lucky we made so many mistakes otherwise the score could’ve been much worse – and ended the day watching movies.

Yesterday we had a lekker Sunday lunch and I was introduced to something truly remarkable…

If you guys remember a while ago I blogged about my cheating escapades with a certain bottle of wine, well I decided I’ll spend some quality time with my beloved beer and never really tried any other wines.

Ok so with Sunday lunch there was a bottle of wine on the table…something called Merlot. It seemed to be a rather strange name for a wine but OH MY WORD!! When I had my first sip I knew I wanted more!! It’s truly divine and I think I’ve found a drink that will compete with my love for beer.

On a more serious note…you lot keep this to yourselves, I can’t have people hearing I like wine…here its just not acceptable for guys to be drinking wine, we’re suppose to drink beer, eat biltong and watch rugby!

Anyways, I have to get my week’s diary in order…will pop in with a funny to cure the Monday blues a little later.

Cheers

TRJ

 
Hi guys…extremely busy today so I thought I’ll just give you guys some afrikaans classics. Some of them have been in other posts so sorry bout that.

Anyways, doubt I’ll be able to pop in again so enjoy the rest of the day and your weekend…be good and don’t do anything I wouldn’t do 🙂

Cheers TRJ

‘n Engelssprekende vrou gee geboorte.

Sy vra die blonde Afrikaanse suster aan diens: “Is it
A boy?”
Suster: “Nee mevrou, dit is ‘n wit kind”.
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Muskiet sê vir die waslap, “Seker erg om heeldag net
So te lê en vrek op een plek.”
Waslap: “Ek het darem al gewas waar jy nog nooit
Gesteek het nie”
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Juffrou in die biologieklas: “Wie kan vir my sê wat is
‘n parasiet?”
Jannie antwoord: “Juffrou dit is ‘n meisiesfiets se
Saal.”
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Koos word gearresteer vir dronkbestuur deur ‘n
Vroulike polisiebeampte. Sy noem dit vir hom dat
Enigiets wat hy sê teen hom gehou mag word.
Koos skree: ” Tiete !”
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Skotte is bekend vir hulle Whisky
Duitsers is bekend vir hulle Bier
Russe is bekend vir hulle Vodka
Jamaica is bekend vir hulle Rum
Suid Afrikaners is bekend vir die KAK wat hulle maak
As hulle die goed drink!!!!
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Koos is besig om liefde te maak toe sy bokkie ‘n
Epileptiese aanval kry.
Koos jaag met haar na dokter wat vra, “Wat’s fout?”
Koos: “Ek dink haar orgasme haak vas.”
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Mans is soos rooi wyn. Hoe ouer, hoe beter.
Vroue is soos melk, eers word hulle suur en Dan word
Hulle dik!
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Wat is die ooreenkoms tussen ‘n screensaver en ‘n vrou
Se gesig?
Albei verander as jy aan die muis vat!
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Hoekom stink ‘n poep?
Sodat jy dit kan deel met die dowes.
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This certainly beats using the old orange to get your alcohol into the stadium!!

A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with
  Four young Mothers and their small children.
 
  ‘You all have obsessions,’ he observed.
 
  To the first mother, Mary, he said, ‘You are obsessed
  with eating.
 
  You’ve even named your daughter Candy. ‘
 
 He turned to the second Mom, Ann: ‘Your obsession is
 with money.
 
  Again, it manifests itself in your child’s name, Penny
  .
 
  He turned to the third Mom, Joyce: ‘Your obsession is
  alcohol .
  This too shows itself in your child’s name, Brandy.
  ‘
 
  At this point, the fourth mother, Kathy, quietly got up,
  took her little boy by the hand and whispered,  ‘Come
  on, Dick, this guy has no idea what he’s talking about .
  Let’s go pick up Willy from school and get dinner.

Good day peeps, hope you guys had a wonderful long weekend. I had way too much to drink!! Just to be clear when I say way too much I mean WAY TOO MUCH!!

A friend of mine was here for the weekend and as per usual we ended up getting really drunk…I vaguely remember chatting to some girls and making some phone calls but I haven’t heard anything yet so lets hope I didn’t get into any trouble…fingers crossed! Other than that I had a rather quiet long weekend, which ended yesterday watching Inglorious Bastards and some other movie, think it was called Armored.

Being back at work is a real downer…I don’t know why but ever since I handed in my resignation I don’t really feel like doing anything in the office. I really do want to leave with everything on my side being in order and not have the new guy put out fires everywhere, but everything feels like so much effort. I’ve even developed this feeling that I don’t HAVE to do anything in the office cause they can’t really do anything to me and I know its wrong. Just have to dig deep and get through the last couple of weeks.

Anyways, I don’t know who the soccer supporters are out there but I’d just like to say – GLORY GLORY MAN UNITED!! Great start to the season (yes it was just the Community shield but still) lets just hope it continues like this.

For all the Chelsea, Liverpool and Arsenal supporters I just have this to say – MANCHESTER UNITED, NOT ARROGANT JUST BETTER!

Here’s a little football joke for you…

Arsene Wenger walks into the Arsenal changing room for their next game, looks at his players and says, “I’m not supposed to play some of you since our chairman said you were stupid against Man U.

“So what I have to do is ask you a question, and if you get it right, you can play.”

They all agree and ask Wenger to start with their star players first. First up: Henry. Wenger looks into his eyes intently and asks, “Okay, now concentrate… what is two plus two?” Henry thinks for a moment and then he answers, “Four?”

“Four!” Wenger shouts loudly, excited that his top player got it right.

In response the other Arsenal players plead, “Come on boss, give him another chance!”