Since we’re having an extremely wet Saturday in Cape Town I thought I’d share some wise parenting advice with you guys.

Well I’m not a parent (if I am I haven’t been told yet!) so I’m allowed to pretend to be a expert, especially since I put my parents through this.

Here goes…

– The later you stay up, the earlier your child will wake up the next morning.
– The gooier the food, the more likely it is to end up on the carpet.
– The longer it takes you to make a meal, the less your child will like it.
– A sure way to get something done is to tell a child not to do it.
– For a child to become clean, something else must become dirty.
– Toys multiply to fill any space available.
– Yours is always the only child who doesn’t behave.
– If the shoe fits … it’s expensive.
– Backing the car out of the driveway causes your child to have to go to the bathroom.

Have a awesome Saturday guys.

Cheers

TRJ

So my return to my blog and subsequent migration to WordPress has been dogged by various issues.

Firstly I’ve been through a tough time at work which kept my busy for at least a month. This involved being shoved around by my MD and being forced to participate in a array of in fighting and corporate politics. Fortunately it all ended well when the MD summoned me to their boardroom for an open discussion which ultimately led to an honest explanation from her side and sincere apology for dragging me into the mess. I’ll explain everything later on…

When this finally ended I got conned into offering my place as a venue for a friends birthday party. The night turned into one wild party which ended with me (as explained by my friends) inviting our neighbour in when she came to ask us to keep it down and one thing led to another. Suffice to say we are avoiding each other at the moment but I digress.

During this party I found my laptop on the floor in my room and when I switched it on the screen had a ugly crack and half the screen was gone!

Well the laptop has been sent in for repairs but I decided its time for a upgrade so this is my first post on a brand new laptop! In the end it worked out for the best…suppose I should say thanks for the wild party…got laid and a new laptop 😀

Since I’m back on line there’s no excuse for neglecting my blog so expect to be spammed with new posts!

More to follow shortly!!

Have a good evening guys…I’m busy opening my second beer and I have a bag of biltong next to me. AAAAAAHHHHH this is the life!!

Cheers for now.

TRJ