Four days will quickly steep themselves in night
And on the fifth–that’s Friday–I’ll depart
On northbound train to catch a southbound flight
To reunite the chambers of my heart.
Month: July 2011
Happy Happy!
All the things I like are fun.
Let’s count the ones that aren’t: There’s none!
Happy happy all the day,
Happy me in every way!
Fun is funny, fun is good.
You’re not having fun? You should!
Happy happy all the day,
Happy you in every way!
Happy, funny things are nice.
Have fun with me: We’re happy twice!
Happy happy all the day,
Happy we in every way!
Stick Out Your Tongue
You know that guy
Who did that thing
With whatsername?
She had that ring…
No, wait, a watch!
With– that’s not right.
Well, he wrote what
We saw tonight.
If I Had A Hammock
When all you have is a hammer
Everything looks like
A job you’d really like to get started on right now
If only you had the necessary tools
But since all you have is a hammer
You may as well take a nap
A Tale of Old New England
An island off the coast of Massachusetts
Was home and birthplace to a man whose name
Was…Richard? Ishmael? It’s just no use. It’s
Melville’s curse: The whale gets all the fame.
This gentleman of whom we know so little
Acquired a certain measure of renown
As answer to a local fishing riddle:
Who owns the largest tackle set in town?
He rarely left his home, but through the curtain
Neighbors sometimes spied him in his chair
Playing…oboe? Clarinet? It’s certain
He practiced woodwinds faithfully in there.
The reason, so they say, he never wed
Was that his claim to fame went to his head.
Thanks For Nil
Thank you, random guy
Passing in the pouring rain.
Who needs DVR?
Ipso Facto
Shakespeare never wrote
Anything except by hand.
Thus, Art can’t be typed.
Cadel Frank Baum
Courage, Heart and Brains
Clad in yellow on the bricks
Rode the Wiz from Oz
Epiphanity
Every day there’s more
Written, whispered, shouted out,
That I’ll never know
203
This is poem post two hundred three for the year
And I thought I’d try something unusual here:
In the morning, when juices creative are flowing,
I’ll write, so I don’t approach midnight not knowing
If this is the day that the wordstream runs dry,
And I’m not forced to write on what catches my eye
As I frantically scan my surroundings for clues
To a concept that might, if I force-feed my Muse,
Result in a sonnet, quatrain or haiku
I’ll then rush to thrust into the publishing queue
At the risk of appearing an unlettered bumpkin
For errors induced by the proximate pumpkin…
…well, that was the plan, anyway, but now look:
It’s forty past eight, not that late, but it took
Nearly 900 minutes from “pumpkin…” to “…well,”
And what’s written’s emitting that New Pumpkin Smell
So it’s time to bring verse two-oh-three to its end,
Find a rhymed resolution, click Save, and hit Send.