I’ve never written verse with quill
And ink; I’d like to think I will
Someday, if only as a ruse
To let this dude denude a goose.
Month: June 2017
My Chosen Reality
A baby bunny falls asleep
While watching kitty videos.
If that’s the worst you saw today,
Good job. We all need more of those.
Aisle 3
A hat surrounds the little lady
Lost in Aisle 3
Shadows from the broad brim veil her
Off-brand O’s of sugar trail her
Crunched beneath her checked Chuck Taylor
Sneakers as she slides behind
The cardboard salsa/chip display
I hesitate then turn away
I’m not convinced that folks won’t mind
Or think there’s something slightly shady
In an older man like me
Staring at the little lady
Lost in Aisle 3
Summer Mondays
Summer Mondays last
Longer than most Mondays should
Unless you’re a kid
Wrong Song
Both time and space exist, or mine
Ignore what sages say.
This heat can suck my eglantine—
It’s been a long-ass day.
If The Sofa Dent Fits
Too hot to move
I stayed inside
If something’s missing
Someone died
Suspiciously
Look far and wide
But not at me
I’m alibied
Hint: An Aquatic Quadruped
Weather : Hot :: Happy : Not
Weather : Hotter :: Happy : ______
Custard Gets Me
the problem
for me
with
free verse
is
it’s free
Word Problem
“As happy as the day is long.”
Joy equals Time? That must be wrong.
Familiarity is Time,
Well, times Acquaintance, and if I’m
Recalling that old saw correctly,
That equation leads directly
To Contempt. If one may say
F=C, then (T x A)
Must equal F and C; likewise,
If Joy is Time (J=T),
Then (J x A) must equal C
(Contempt), and everyone I love
Will hate me soon. Proof? See above.
Since that conclusion I reject,
Then Joy and Time don’t intersect
As stated in that simile.
What fools these English majors be.