Pest Control Cheat Sheet: Silverfish

The silverfish
Is argent-ish
But not aquatic.
Bait, and squish.

A Waste Of Taste –or– You Can Have Your Cake And…Gross

What’s up with this constant eating
Meals we’ll just end up excreting?
Such a poor design. Nice food
Goes in one end and comes out rude.
What nutritious sense is this?
I’m trying photosynthesis.

Ask Arthur Bach

Dogs are animals
Because fur is fun to feel
No one pets a shrub

Polysyllabic Podophiliacs FTW

Pedal means having to
Do with the foot, from the
Latin pedalis, as
All are aware.

Ergo, it’s salient
Sesquipedaliant
Indicates mouths that can
Fit feet in there.

Whatcha Guano Do?

Sailing through Bosphorus
Laden with phosphorus
Unsold to farms in
Embattled Ukraine.

This categorically
Unmetaphorically
Wasted freight space is just
Batshit. Insane.

Wait For Wit

Knowing what I’ll know tomorrow
In advance would be to borrow
Wisdom from the me to come
Which means he’d likely be more dumb
Than otherwise were I to wait.
I’m smarter then not tempting fate.

Shocker

Mr. Know-it-all
Doesn’t get invited much
And he won’t ask why

Eureka Starts With A Why

“Nothing’s impossible”
Isn’t quite accurate:
Practically, many things
Cannot be done.

Those who investigate
“Impossibilities”
Say, though, in most cases
They’re just no fun.

I Must Have Missed That Class

There’s a school of thought
That says you should never think
How you’re taught in school

Putting It Together

Walking and chewing gum
Each by itself: Ho-hum.
All you’ve yet proved is you’ve
Balance and teeth.

What’s cause for gaeity?
Simultanaeity:
Munching above, loco-
Motion beneath!