Marathons are so much fun
I wish the run would never end!
Which is why I always try
To undertrain, then play pretend.
Month: May 2025
Haikuzzzz
If I fall asleep
Before I’m done writing this
It might not make shrimp
How To
Sleep when you can
Pee when you need to
Eat when your belly complains
Pause in your jog
To say hi to a dog
And smile at the sky when it rains
Proverbial Beat-Down
Go to the ant, thou sluggard,
And leverage your relative size
To shove the bug suddenly rugward:
Those tiny guys love a surprise!
Race Day Is When?
At the end of the night
I get up and go right
To the pool before seeing the sun.
After that, as they say,
I’m all work and no play;
At the end of the day, I run.
Sometimes, if it’s nice,
I might exercise thrice,
With a bike ride at noon to escape
From the Zoom meeting blahs,
So it’s giving me pause
That I still can be so out of shape!
Citation Needed
Punctuation matters, ma’am,
And has done for a while:
Faint heart ne’er won fair, lady.
(The prize requires guile.)
Respectfully Submitted On Memorial Eve
With solemnity
I will wake remembering
Not to go to work
Fabulous Advice
Slow and steady wins the race
If you’re a tortoise or a hare,
But otherwise, pick up the pace
Or even Aesop won’t be there
And they’ll have locked the place, which, fair.
IDiots Guide
I’ve tasted western Idaho
In just two places. High to low,
There’s Coeur d’Alene: If peace and quiet
Fits your sense of nightlife, try it!
Should your preference run to noisy
Outdoor festivals, there’s Boise.
For you more aquatic creatures,
Both have namesake water features:
CDA’s a lovely lake,
And B’s a river not named Snake
(You may have known before I did
There’s such a thing in southern ID),
Both of which, I’m sad to say,
Are far too cold to swim in May,
At least for me. If you can handle
Frigid temps, go be a Vandal
(They’re in Moscow, in between)
And check the open water scene
Both north and south; if not, no bummer,
Simply swim in ID in summer,
Which I’ve done, and liked it, too!
With which, my travelogue is through.
Nature’s Cable Guy
If you’re fortunate,
Moose have less interest in you
Than you have in them.