Introducing the amazing, the fabulous, the extraordinary Ellie!
I know, I know, you were beginningto think she didn't exist. That this so called "Ellie" was just a figment of our imagination. She had a lot in common with the ever illusive "Chuck" from Happy Days. (you know, Richie and Joanie's big brother. They always talked about him being part of the family, but you never actually saw him) Well, she will no longer just be talked about. Here she is in all her glory for the entire internet audience to see!
I don't know why it's taken us this long to post something about her, it's not as if she doesn't like candy just as much as Jace or doesn't have as good of a dance class as Lainie. She has all those things and more! Maybe it's because she is more of a "behind-the-scenes" person than those two. She doesn't always like to be in the spot-light, she prefers to be the one running the lights. She isn't always the one wanting to say the lines, she would rather be the one writing the lines. She also has a darker, more mysterious side, a side that likes to lurk in the shadows, watching and waiting for anything she can use against you when you least expect it. She happens to be a great prankster! When she was just three years old, she slipped a fake spider onto the driver's side visor in my car. For days, she didn't say a word and I didn't see it. Then, at the worst possible time, I pull the visor down to shade my eyes and down comes that nasty spider! I nearly wrecked the car! And she never laughed harder! That's our Ellie, brilliant, funny, and the real producer of this show.
