You’re not really reading this, because I’m not really writing this, because both my husband and I agreed that it was inappropriate. So, even though it’s too inappropriate for me to write, it IS something you would have overheard IF you were hanging out with us.
Susie: So, I’m looking at my blog stats today, at the search terms people used to get here, and somebody got here by searching “I’d fuck Biden.” Just one person got here that way. Then I wondered what other sites people get when they Google that search term, so I Googled it, and guess what?! Nothing. Nada. Zip. I am the one and ONLY! All thanks to William! (Jif already knows that William proclaimed his intentions toward Biden in the comments of the previous post.)
Jif: Only one person? I’ll bet it was Biden!
Susie: (guffaws) Yea, he Googles that every day, just to see what opportunities might be out there…
Jif: He’ll be showing up here next week.
Susie: Wait (laughing hysterically and pretending to look out the window), here comes a Secret Service motorcade down the street!
Jif: Tell William, thanks a lot, Biden’s sitting in our driveway, now.
Susie: Say it ain’t so, Joe! Doggone it!
We’re both cracking up; my stomach is hurting and I can’t breathe for a second.
Susie: Ohmygosh, I have to blog that. No, I can’t write that, it’s too horrible. But it’s so funny. But it’s too horrible…. Isn’t it?
Jif: Yea, you can’t say that.
So, I’m not going to say anything. The only way you would ever know about Biden Googling and stalking and whatnot, is if you were hanging out here and overheard it. (Jif just went outside to redirect him to your house, William.)
What Was I Thinking? 