Posts Tagged ‘ad

22
May
25

Good Music Is Doomed to Drug Ads?

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We have to stop the drug ads, especially the ones with familiar songs turned into craptacular jingles. If we don’t stop them, all good music is going to be eliminated from our minds, from our pleasure centers. We will cease to know good vibes if we let drug companies turn our treasured songs into pitch trash.

There. I said it. Now, get on with your lives, like the actors in those commercials, people who are definitely not taking pills.

‘Stupid drug ads. Go take your own damn pill and disappear.

18
Aug
23

Women’s World Cup (Soccer) 2023; Why Do My Favorites Keep Losing?!

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So, I’ve been sucked into another World Cup.  I watched the men’s whenever that last aired…last summer?  I was excited by the slick animation someone made for Team USA…and I wish someone could point me to it!  I want a link, a copy, something!  It was very cool, very Marvel’s Avengers.  It rocked.  But…I don’t think the USA rocked…did they?  I forget, already.  [I could look it up.  Sure.  But, not right now.]

Back on point…

Now, it’s the women’s turn.  And, while I previously slighted the lovely Alexandra Morgan, from Team USA, I wish to amend that, now.  Miss Morgan, you are, by far, the prettiest member of your team.  And, it’s unfortunate you did not get to shine, this tournament.

But…to be fair…none of your team really achieved much…did they?  ‘Eliminated so early.  Why?

I have a theory.  Actually, I have two.

  1.  Advertising kills luck.  Your team had SO many commercials, especially retiring Megan R., that you looked boastful, cocky and foolish.  Alexandra, however, you had at least one touching ad which spoke to me.  But, the other ads…not necessary.  Silly.  I really think it’s not smart to advertise before you prove yourselves.  Win, then gloat or show off.  Don’t pitch invincibility and then fail; that crushes dreams.
  2.  Some cosmic force is out to upset me!!  I have had the worst luck with television and rooting for people I suddenly feel for, lately.  And, in this World Cup, every time I stay up late to watch a game, the team I want to win LOSES.  When I cannot stay up to watch, the team I want to win LOSES.  [So, maybe I’m not cursed?  Or, is it my choices that are cursed?  By rooting for a team, I curse them?]  I think the only decent game I saw was Japan beating somebody I already forgot…and, man, were they fierce players!  But, then, I couldn’t watch the following game…and Japan lost!  I was stunned, to say the least.

However…

As with the men’s World Cup, the USA women had one stellar animated ad!…for Megan Rapinoe, who quickly got on my nerves with her “heart-felt” training and selfie ad; you know the one.  But, the animated ad…the one that looks like an awesome cartoon from the 1980s, the one that screams Silverhawks….THAT is an amazing tribute (for someone who failed to impress!)!  And, I want a link, a copy…you know the drill.  Hook me up, readers!  It’s just so slick.  I want to contact who made it and work with them.  Urgh!  Just so dazzling and slick.

[As a consolation prize to seeing USA fall so quickly, I started looking at other teams and picking out who has the prettiest players.  More on that, later, maybe.]

14
Dec
21

Lousy Ads Bolster WordPress Business; News at Never

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So, I just posted something on my cozy little internet space, here.  And, I see some blocked-out face, wearing a headset, on the right.  It’s an ad for…I don’t know.  Some company I couldn’t give a rat’s butt about; I only glance at it.  And, at the bottom of the page, there’s a somewhat shocking image of a guy on his back, spreading his legs to resolve an enlarged prostate situation.  Uh-huh.  Okay.

I get it, WordPress.  You need a way to prod us chatty cattle into paying rent.  So, why not shocking ads to upset stomachs?  Brilliant.  Is it?  I don’t know.  I suppose it’s only a matter of time before we all walk that fence.  Everything internet seems to start out free and easy before it becomes one more taxing task on the agenda.  I just shake my head and wonder where this will all lead.

In short, why are we here?

11
Feb
21

So Much for Super Bowls…*hiccup!*

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Did I miss the latest Super Bowl?  When was that?  February 7th?  Sunday?  Oh darn.

Actually, I watched most of it.  I just wish I had missed the game…because I swear I knew how it would go.  I swear I relived the horrible thing that it was, except I don’t remember the commercials.  I just remember hating Tom Brady and his lot.  But, I remember him in Patriot attire, not Buccaneer.

The GOAT they call him.  HA!  Yea, he’s a goat, all right.  A goat that consumes his weight in water every day, or so I’ve heard.  Shouldn’t that make him the CAMEL?  The Careless Arsehole Making…Entertainment…Lousy?  It’s a work in progress.  I’ll hopefully get back to you on that one.  [I’m open to suggestions.]

I am just SO glad the commentators mentioned the nagging referees.  I am betting Brady’s company had a hand in that.  Sure.  On top of all the other scandals attached to his success, now we load up some refs with money and charm stuffed in their pockets.  Brady was first on the field that day; want to bet he made contact with the first-ever female ref?  I would not be surprised.  Put in a good word for me.  Wink.  Thanks, sweetheart.  Giselle means nothing.

Why did it seem like the Chiefs’ offensive line was crumbling around Mahomes and his bad toe/foot?  ‘Because they were afraid of being penalized for HOLDING.  Too often, the Chiefs were getting holding penalties.  And, in one instance, one Chief brushes against Brady while saying something.  And, that was inappropriate conduct.  Brady is even caught smirking, gloating in response to the penalty call.

At the start of the game, the commentators were in favor of the Chiefs winning.  By the end of the game, they were praising Brady, claiming he “did his thing.”  I am confused.  Back in the day, Brady’s thing was stellar quarterback skill.  At least, I thought it was.  I thought he was just so good that I had to admire AND hate him; that he rivaled Brett Favre and Joe Montana.  Now, is it fraud?  Is his skill swindling authorities to get his way?  He didn’t subscribe to advertising like so many other players.  [How many commercials featured Chiefs players and/or Packers’ Aaron Rodgers?  Were there Brady ads shown exclusively in Florida?]

As far as I could tell, Brady only benefitted from the excessive discipline of referees, aka penalties.  He didn’t even break a sweat!…in Florida!  He just walked down the field and planted the ball in hand-picked hands that didn’t have to spike it.  The whole experience was like watching a monopoly buy out some small store/company.  Congrats.  Now, Bob’s Search Engine is a Koogle-head and being turned into a grocery store chain for Biff Jezos.

And if the painful ending wasn’t bad enough…

  1. Lacking commercials.  Advertising was definitely missing something…like alcohol.  Even the ever-horse-trotting Budweiser was amiss with some hints at a non-alcoholic beverage I never saw clearly.  That wasn’t even a commercial!  It was a magazine clipping they kept showing on TV.  Half of the commercials were for local broadcasting TV shows.  Doritos and M&Ms were the highlights, and even they were lost in a boring sea.  Jason Alexander was fishing for a show about nothing, reminiscing about his sweater days with a chocolate-sauce stain.  And, there were SO many pitches for African-American awareness…claiming Patrick Mahomes (I had no idea) was also “black”…on a night when the whitest guys in the place took all the joy out of the stadium……  [To be continued]
  2. Victory parade madness.  ……[continued]….and threw the Lombardi trophy over open waters, while drunk, like it didn’t even matter, like it was some souvenir football tossed into the crowd.  I don’t even want to know why that happened.  I care but don’t want to know.  It’s just nuts.  It’s stupid.  It’s careless.  Which brings me back to my point about the CAMEL.  So much for all that noble talk about teamwork and good sportsmanship.  Bull-diddly-shat.

Yep.  That about sums it up.  ‘Not even 3 points to give.  ‘Not even a field goal.  ‘Because it wasn’t worth all the effort or spectacle.  It wasn’t worth the risk to everyone’s health/safety.  It wasn’t worth Black History Month and all the other merits achieved by those involved.  It was a lame joke and cruel punishment to Patrick Mahomes and his team.  Granted, if Mahomes knew he had that bad foot, he probably should not have been playing…but you know how people can pressure you to take risks.

[‘Which leads me back to the game between the Packers and Buccaneers, the one that gave Brady’s hand-picked victory-ensured team (of two) the open door to score another lame ring and grand (but not valued) trophy.   There were numerous opportunities when Rodgers could have run with the ball to aid his team.  But, he did not run for fear of more injuries, like his previous collar-bone, hand and leg fractures.  He was scared stiff.  Thankfully…or luckily?…that was not Brady’s fault.  Had I been battered like Rodgers, I might have been apprehensive, too.  But, where’s that cushy insurance package he’s always pitching?  Where’s his good neighbor?  I guess that’s bogus, too, Drake.]

The BEST part of Super Bowl 2021?  Surprisingly, that was the halftime show with The Weekend.  I am hardly a fan of the guy.  I amazingly recognized a few of the songs.  I thought he did a stellar job of working the entire field and light shows.  The countless characters wearing real-estate-grunt suits and facial underwear were a bit unsettling.  But, the whole worked rather well.  No fear of audience interfer–

Oh, wait.  There was that one streaker who put everyone at risk at the riskiest of times.  [I wonder how that impacted the “social-distancing” crisis.]

What was I talking about?  Never mind.  It probably wasn’t important.

Hey, you, reader!  Go long!  I’ll toss you my priceless trophy like a football!…like a football.

19
Jul
20

Bud Light, Family Insight; It’s SO Me!

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There’s a new Bud Light beer commercial that does a great job of giving others a glimpse of what it’s like to be me in this world…or, rather, inside my head, faced with numerous people telling me how I do things is wrong and, consequentially (though that bit is not covered in the commercial), being uneasy about trying to do various things for fear of people correcting me and adding to my despair/frustration.

The commercial features a guy preparing for a party with his family. He attempts to fill a cooler with drinks and ice, only to have members of the family (and a rooftop repairman?) tell him how to do the simple task (better). His last resort is to turn to his father for emotional support. Dad replies with, “You need to crush the ice, son.” And, that’s the last straw; that sends him out of the picture.

And, that is essentially how I feel most days. When I let my guard down, someone will likely appear to tell me what I am doing wrong. And, I will, once more, bristle and come to the conclusions 1) I cannot do anything right…or please everyone and/or 2) I will just have to go on doing things the “wrong” way because that is how I manage to do those things without feeling caged/manipulated.

06
Dec
19

Gaming Frustration Vent, 12-6-2019

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Just blowing off a little G5 hidden object game steam, again.  It’s convenient I came across this caveman-ish fellow.

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[Tee-hee.  Car insurance laugh.]

06
Dec
19

The Birthday Tay Parade, Week 4

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One more round of the Masked Artist pieces.  Let’s hear it for…the ice cream scooper gal.

Next week, we put the past three weeks together and see what we get.  And, I’ll be posting some special presents for the birthday gal, including some pieces for her next big movie debut.  The movie pieces, whether or not they debut next week, will be posted the following week as the parade continues through Christmas.

09
Apr
19

Fashions Signaling The World’s End?

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When Target commercials are worse than Old Navy commercials, I fear the world (of fashion) coming to an end.  Seriously, I don’t expect much from a retailer like Target.  I know they are not a “high-end” clothing store, but they used to have options I…well, liked.  But, some years after they began airing ads with trendy songs-of-the-summer and montages of jagged shifting imagery, and years after certain feature fashion designers started boasting their lines at the stores, Target seem to have lost their money-lovin’ minds.  I used to say the same about Old Navy.  I used to think Target put Old Navy on the endangered shopping list.  Now, it seems things have shifted.   And, that really scares me.  A place with OLD in its name showing clothes better than what you can get at what used to be a favored department store.  Sad times, indeed.

What am I talking about?  What is so bad at Target?  Let me put it as clearly as I can, in my personal opinion, mind you.  I don’t like pastels.  I detest melon orange and shades of aqua-marine/sea foam/turquoise, even if the last one is said to be lucky for Sagittarius.  I am tired of the same old striped crap that looks like the bottom of the wallpaper or card stock barrel.  I am tired of pants too tight for my man parts, apparently designed by gay folks looking to score some action in the rear…just sayin’.  And, in general, as I say again and again, I am astounded there aren’t more options and that, it seems, no one cares to design or make quality men’s clothing that isn’t cheaply screen-printed tees and sloppy pants or costly suit-and-tie combos that do nothing outside of an elitist boardroom or convention event.  It seems I will have to scrounge around the shady import websites, these “pop-up” outlet malls of the Far and Middle east, and pay ridiculous shipping, no doubt, to get anything more appealing to my artistic and heterosexual senses.

As if shopping for men’s clothes isn’t bad enough, these days.

Vent complete.

25
Jan
19

Too Much Advertising Ruins Sales!

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Is there such a thing as too much advertising? You betcha. And, lately, some advertisers are getting WAY too much exposure. Thanks, digital TV systems capable of skipping commercials, though it works better in some modes than others which makes little sense…but that’s human technology for ya.

The days of diverse commercial line-ups seem to have drifted into the crapper. Now, we get ads that reappear every seven minutes, and sometimes twice in a three-minute window, because no one else seems interested in advertising.

You might think this is a golden opportunity to get cheap advertising/air time. But, hold your corny sales pitches and lame “real people, not actors.” An excess of ads spoils business. At least, for me it does. It’s like those movies that feature some poor shlub handing out flyers only to get bumped and spill the fliers all over the city.

I do not respond well to repeating commercials. I really get annoyed by them. And, the dumber the commercial, the worse I respond.

So, the next time you feel like promoting yourself, make sure your ads are spaced out nicely. Or, you will end up on my grumbly list. And, you don’t want to end up there. Because I will proceed to bad-mouth your product or service to the point that I annoy the people I meet.

Ever heard of the domino effect? Tim-stop-the-madness-ber.

06
Nov
18

Voting Is a U.S. Right, Not an Obligation!

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If you live in the not-so-United States, there’s a lot of hub-bub about VOTING. Oh.  Hey.  Is that today?  Yes, it may be happening right now!  Wait.  Read this.

It goes into all sorts of heated debates about rights which nip and peck at matters like race, gender and religion. It teases about aspirations for taxes, schools, jobs and the big ol’ dinosaur of a “snake-in-the-grass” known as insurance. It starts to sound like a chariot race at some Roman coliseum or an NFL football crowd. It’s like war without most of the bloodshed. I guess…that’s…a good thing?

And, unless you pay no attention to TV or…apparently…any screen receiving “feeds” of some “newsworthy” kind, you are sure to see and/or hear something about the push to vote. It might be worse than the push for pumpkin-spice everything, the obnoxious internet service monopoly commercials and…well, no, none of those is as annoying as the lawyer who can’t stop flashing his face and talking in his annoying voice every half hour because he decided to invest in every branch of life as he knows it, thinking that gives him a right to be a broadcast nag. On that matter, I vote NO.

Now, back to the bigger voting matter(s). Oh wait, we interrupt this blog for a commercial endorsement by some celebrity…yep, I think it’s none other than Mr. Technology Rapper, Common. Okay. Uh-huh. Got it, smooth talker.

So, as I was saying…

What? Wait 8 seconds to bypass this ad for candidate Dingleberry? *sigh* Oookayyy…

Ya see what’s happening here?

Now, if you have the patience and don’t suffer from one of those “attention-deficient disorders,” I have a few things to say. And, I might get winded. But, that’s just part of the misery of being a citizen in “the greatest country in the world.” [Nobody’s perfect here. Okay, Earthlings? If you seriously cannot read all I have to say, you may kindly skip down to the lower portion that begins with “Let me just make this short and bittersweet.”]

Americans?…and all who occupy the country even if you are not “legally settled in” the place. Voting is a citizen’s right. Yet, from all the noise going around, it sounds more like an obligation pending. And, on the sides, you have all the talk about interference and other reasons to be concerned.

This time, the red guys win. Next time, the blue guys win with the adolation of most “celebrities,” those members of some “academy” or “foreign press” association. [It all sounds like secret society talk, like some Luminati or Nazi nod or stroke of the nose. We got ya, boss. Wink.] Nothing good can really be achieved if every day is spent battling Joes and Cobras, or if one “side” paints the town red just for the other to paint it blue when they dominate “seats.” It’s just a waste of time and energy (life).

If recent years haven’t made it abundantly clear, the whole U.S. voting system is a joke and a mess. [Remember the “chad” fiasco from a previous election? That thing that made the cryp-to-spo-rid-i-um scare seem trivial.] But, like other U.S. messes, it goes around and around, and no one really makes an improvement. Is that stability or insanity? [And, if anyone in Russia is laughing at this, take a look in the mirror, once in a while. Are you really any better off? Is any country truly happy with itself? I’d like to know, and I might like to live there.]

And, when the voting is supposedly done, the winners get a mixed bag of quiet time (in which they can do whatever they want) and time in the spotlight when they either get mention for some kind of achievement or pestered for what they did wrong. The latest gladiator to enter this arena has been grilled and then grilled some more for being an all-around fool. Yet, all the noise hasn’t made him even flinch.

Does that mean he’s just that secure in himself or is all the noise just noise and an illusion of unrest? And, if it’s an illusion of unrest, what is going on here? What are “they” protecting at the risk of several minds, not to mention lives?

I begin to question the whole security and essence of my existence. Don’t you? Are we all just cattle being scared into bumping into each other, dropping money we supposedly earn to secure our “status” in this world and our futures, dropping it on the grate that filters into some system we have no control over though we are pressed to vote it into existence year after year? Are we just batteries in some grand machine, handed illusions of better lives until we are broken and replaced? Or, are we truly valued individuals who have a right to live on the same planet and, at least, not assault each other as we find balance with the environment?

I know the concept of everyone living content and having kids as they will is beyond my comprehension of population control. It’s some idyllic fantasy of a science-fiction show about some people and aliens in spandex costumes breaking apart the universe in pursuit of other worlds to occupy and systems of order to upset. [Yeah. Let’s upset some other race. Not ours. Whatever. I guess it’s all learning from experience. Right? Even if it takes an eternity for the light bulb to glow.] I can but choose not to imagine what life would be like if we were no different than deer and lions chasing around in the wilderness, risking the chance of being slain and eaten. But, such is “domesticated” life, conditioned in our minds for such a long time. Right?

And now, back to our voting program……still in progress.

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If voting is a gauntlet of fear and anger with a roaring crowd occupying some sort of stadium, arguing over which “side” will rule the land, I really don’t want any part of it. I mean, I am not sure I fit into that sort of medieval mentality, that clash of kingdoms and warlords where you paint your faces to represent a side and then unleash all kinds of confetti-infused mayhem on the land. You’d think the country would have evolved beyond the WW2 days of war bonds and collecting materials for vehicles, rations and weapons. Is this Game of Thrones or Fantasy Island?

If you are pressed to vote and looked down upon for not voting, isn’t that sort of…bullying? Isn’t that as bad as sexism and racism?

Is the “system” so desperate to keep everyone “involved” just to appear as if they care and can work together rather than actually learning to work together?

Has life on this planet become all about the “clicks” and “likes” rather than actually putting our hands together to make some good happen?

Are the “powers that be” so concerned about order crumbling into chaos that their only reassurance is to pressure everyone to partake in this mad scene called a vote?

If we all quarrel and fuss, are our voices reassuring anyone?

Is this like a game of Marco Polo in which being heard confirms we’re still alive and not up to no good?

If a tree in the forest makes a sound, does that mean it’s not plotting to end you?

And, if you must vote with only what you get from ads and debates and those colorful not-so-little flyers passed around until they litter the streets like some 1940s war-era movie disaster, isn’t your vote a bit mis-educated? Misguided? How many candidates make the same promises and then bend differently once in office? Does it really matter who gets in the offices? Does any side really win forever? Does anything good last? Is everyone ever happy?

[Now, I am sure it’s worse in other countries. I know no Americans are getting beheaded, killed for going against the flow and/or voicing opinions that don’t agree with the ruling force. Women aren’t as “repressed” in the U.S….though one could argue the conditioned mindsets of makeup and fashion are a bit like shackles. Is that comforting to know or just a different color of the same crap?]

I cannot honestly say I have any grand knowledge of or trust in any candidate. Sure, I could “research.” But, if all I get is the “resume” of aspirations, am I not still taking a gamble on a person’s character? I cannot be guaranteed one person put in a government job slot will improve anything. And, whether or not my vote does some good cannot be proven. It’s no better than me offering up a prayer unanswered or tossing a coin in a fountain and making a wish. Yet, both of those are not NEARLY as costly to “air time,” taxes and the environment.

[I have voted in previous elections. And, did it make me feel good? Not really. I get that voting, as a right, gives people a chance to decide who gets some sort of job which is supposed to improve the way everyone lives. But, there’s just as much chance my choice will get slammed for some crime he or she did not previously admit and turn out to be something I did not want, at all. I trusted a man’s calm face only to then question is motives and worry about the environment not only threatening job security but the resources that sustain life. If my vote contributes to making my life miserable or ending it sooner than it should be…what the frick am I achieving?!]

When George Washington became the first president of the “United States,” I doubt everyone who could vote voted. People were present and denied the chance and/or right to vote. Some couldn’t make it to wherever it was decided to have their say. Yet, some consensus pushed him up the red-white-and-blue pipe to the top and convinced him to lead the people as he had led some faction through war. And, somehow, this was better than the old taxing ways of the “red coats” and the even older conquering broods that stormed lands, slaying and enslaving natives. Well, it got his face stamped on a few things; that’s for sure. But, is that such a great thing, considering what other places have been stamped with and/or the names they’ve been given? [Boy, I sure enjoyed my weekend at Screw-Your-Soul Lake! I got the chance to climb Mt. Sisyphus and ride the It-Doesn’t-Matter-Horn.]

SEGWAY ALERT! [And, I don’t mean one of those semi-trendy electric scooters.]

And, let’s stop making memorials for every damn wrong humans committed! Aren’t movie remakes enough to let people know they aren’t learning from past mistakes? We’re not making new good; we’re just remodeling the old bad. A statue that represents a racist attrocity isn’t going to stop people from being racist. It’s just as likely to remind people how and/or why to commit one. [What did that guy do? Oh…now that I think of it, maybe I should do that.]

Ever heard of a killer that mimicked a past one? That’s kind of what history does. It’s a sneaky reminder of all the good and bad deeds done in the past, and that filters through our minds like panning for gold. Some will get the virtues while others collect the vices.

Just because there is a Mecca, pope or Buddha doesn’t mean everyone is going to pray to it, him or her and get the benefit. But, at least, those three are hopeful options versus big, glaring reminders of some horror that took place. I’d personally rather walk down a street to find some positive inspiration rather than a reason to feel depressed and/or unreasonable guilt, thank you very much. Yes, many, many people died here. But, you don’t see nearly as many memorials for all the natives trampled and slaughtered under the cover of Thanksgiving! No. Just plenty of casinos and “reservations.” Did we learn anything, class?

And, breathe.

Voting is not something you hand out on the street, not knowing where it has been and where it is going. You don’t smuggle foreigners into voting booths to sway your preference. You should not have to even worry about another country tampering with the ads and/or results. [I won’t name names because that’s like the old school ritual of gossip about “germs.” And, that’s…kinda like bullying. But, thanks a bunch, electronic “conveniences.” Is it so hard to print paper forms or take a vote in person? Why not just have every voter stand in front of a video (or “phone”) camera and voice their choice like the kooks who participate in those “reality TV game shows” who send someone packing every week? Wait. Can that be tampered with, too?] You don’t quibble about ID proof or pester your citizens about anything that they are or do other than being a registered citizen and their choice of candidates. You should not be fed similar mud-slinging stories from all of the candidates and then forced to make a choice with poor education.

If voting is no better than a “Catholic school” permitting some questionable–to say the least–practices or drilling old scripture into your heads that isn’t being respected, it’s as useless as making a complaint to the boss at work who brushes it off for whatever reason and works under the thumb of another guy who works under the thumb of another guy who… Can’t we come up with a better system, already? Or, just do our best to respect the decisions of some person or persons that want to make such decisions so badly so as to keep our heads and liberties, if we still have any.

Let’s not trade dictatorship for democracy or shuffle the cards and pick one of the already disfunctional systems.

And, god or gods help us, let’s not hand over the planet to the alien robots some aspire to replace our humanity, as flawed as it may be. As cool as some might think it is to meet a Transformer, do you really want to be replaced by one or be denied the chance to have real children of your own who go on to have their own children, and so on? Do you really want humankind, your kind, to end its historic tale in a blaze of disaster and failure? Do you think all monkeys want to be known for flinging poo?

I’ve personally heard enough about the origins of democracy to make me give up my fascination with ancient Greece. But, I’d really like such negative and worrisome feelings to just go away so I can wander in daydreams of the old exquisite architecture and happier toga parties…or kimono parties in the Far East, surrounded by cherry trees in full bloom.

Making televised ceremony of some “heir” taking a throne before making baby heirs to ensure the future of one family keeping the old kingdom’s balls rolling isn’t better. It’s like “reality TV” government. And, I really don’t see how probing into the lives of your leaders is allowing anyone to think clearly enough to run any nation. It may be “transparency,” but I don’t want someone watching me poop just to know I am not up to no good. Are the concepts of trust and faith so dead and gone from this world? Are we all so criminal that no one can be trusted with doing GOOD? [And, if you’re booking a flight to Mars just to get away from it all, send me a letter, telling how much better you have it there, provided you don’t repeat these mistakes we humans haven’t learned to correct, yet. Bomb-shelter scare, anyone?]

Ideally, you should have a chance to speak with the candidates and get a feel for what you really like and dislike about the people. After all, this is all “for the people, by the people.” Right? Well, how close is “by the people” if the candidates are just images on a screen and some audio clip endorsing the ad? And, how much do we really get out of debates other than who slammed the opposition best and who stood up for him or her self? Are debates just a wrestling match and test of social stability?

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Let me just make this short and bittersweet. [I just like to say that in hopes of preventing myself from foaming at the mouth and exhausting all of my resources, resources like those considered so abundant that they can be wasted on everything “WiFi,” cable-fed and campaign-related when there are people and other animals struggling to live in a world that can’t come to terms with population control and balance with nature. And, maybe, if you DO suffer from a drifting mind, you’ll float down here and get the consensus of my thoughts.]

If voting is not simply a right of United States citizens (and should be a right in other countries, as well), if, instead, it is some sort of obligation like taxes, attending certain schools and obeying certain laws, then it should be an educated decision people make as comfortably as depositing waste in their toilets. Yes, I am saying voting should be as pleasurable as pooping and peeing. And, right now, it’s not even close.

If you made voting available online–as I am sure many are considering even now–that is not the solution! A swipe right or left on some mobile device might be easier than going to a foreign building to fill out a ballot, but it’s as or even more likely to be corrupted and, thus, futile, just because you cater to lazy whims and, again, consider resources like electricity and all of these invisible rays passing through our bodies and everything else on the planet just to transmit “decisions” we should be making face-to-face, with each other, considering such resources so abundant that they can be wasted when so many go without and fall to the wayside.

Let’s really work together to find a “system” that works as well as or better than those supposed globally peaceful “federations” you hear about in some show about “space explorers” who…end up going to war with other worlds and fighting over who is right and wrong, anyway. There has to be a better way! Let’s find it! Not just Americans. Not just celebrity-sales-pitch slaves. Every human on Earth.

Oh, now don’t get any pushy ideas about me as some candidate. I have little to no concrete wisdom about running a house, much less a country or planet. Just noble aspirations and a weakening heart crumbling under so many social pressures and failures. And, I don’t have a clue who I could work with to make things actually better for everyone.

Don’t vote for me. Vote for your city, state and/or country’s security. Vote responsibly or not at all (just like using drugs, including alcohol, pills and all things weed-y). If you cannot meet with the candidates and feel confident in what they could do (because we cannot expect anyone entering a sea of mysterious operators from warring factions to be some kind of Moses parting the Red–Red? Hmm.–Sea), then your vote is dangerous and likely futile.

If no one votes…well, that’s not likely to happen anytime soon. But, if you don’t vote, does it really matter? Someone’s going to step up to make decisions, in pursuit of establishing noble order, domination of territory or just a place in history books. Some folks will follow that person while others will resist. And, if you do vote only to complain later about and/or suffer from the results, did you achieve anything good? And, isn’t that a shame?

I’m Writingbolt, a currently faceless (because I honestly fear for my life, sometimes) identity on a cash cow farm…er, blog site, and I support this statement, even if it fills enough pages to quality for a whatever Times bestseller. If nothing else, I’ve stated my opinion, for what that’s worth. I’m told it’s good to write down one’s thoughts. I hope that’s true. And, I hope I haven’t wasted any precious resources with this output.




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