Posts Tagged ‘definition

06
Oct
22

Pocket Dictionaries Are WACKY!

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I don’t recall when or where, exactly, I acquired this particular pocket English dictionary. But, ever since I started writing books of my own, with a computer at my side, I’ve turned to it for those rare moments when I either need a word or confirmation of my slightly flawed spelling skill. Occasionally, I find a strange word in place of the one I was seeking.

Most recently, I discovered some rather detailed definitions for parts of the female anatomy. I can’t help wondering…why does this tiny book, designed to assist with the most common and essential spelling concerns, include such words and definitions? Why the sex guide? Was this intended for young high-school students on the verge of losing their virginity? A secretive how-to-handle-your-sex-partner guidebook to be paired with that “little black book” the most talented social butterflies carry?

I can’t find all forms for a particular verb or a number of other helpful words, but I can identify just about every part of the human anatomy.

Shouldn’t this be a pocket medical dictionary?

Wacky discoveries.

01
Jun
17

Nerd or Geek? What’s the Difference?

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I can’t remember what late night show brought this up recently, but it stuck out in my mind, demanding I take a whack at the explanation.

When I was a kid, either word was like a scarlet letter on your social status.  If word got around that you were either a geek or nerd, you had little chance of ever getting the best anything out of life other than a score on some video game no “cool kid” had time to play.  But, nowadays, I am okay with being called both words, on occasion.

Here are my personal definitions:

NERD:  A NERD is someone who is remarkably knowledgeable about a particular subject and capable of organizing that knowledge well so it can be referenced at any time.  So organized are nerds that they tend to get miffed if you disrupt their sense of order.

GEEK:  A GEEK is someone who is greatly exited by and/or interested in a particular subject and likely to drool in response to a mere mention of said subject.  Hence the concept of “geeking out.”  [There is no such thing as “nerding out,” as far as I know.]  You don’t have to be as educated as a nerd to be a geek.  And, geeks don’t usually qualify as neat freaks.

In short, geeks drool with excitement.  Nerds do not.  Nerds are more likely to know more about a subject than a geek.

Now you know.  And, that makes you a superstar.  Or, half the battle is won?  I dunno.

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[FYI:  I am somewhere between a Jem geek and a Jem nerd.  I have my info and other resources on the cartoon in decent order and would be bothered by any disruption.  But, I am not so knowledgeable that I can reference every character or episode.  And, on occasion, I’ve been known to drool.  :)]

 

08
Dec
16

What’s an Oxymoron?

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That’s what.

 

[I initially typed Oxymorn for the title of the post.  Yea.  It’s a day like that.  😛   An Oxymorn, waking up and feeling like an ox-y moron.]




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