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I don’t recall when or where, exactly, I acquired this particular pocket English dictionary. But, ever since I started writing books of my own, with a computer at my side, I’ve turned to it for those rare moments when I either need a word or confirmation of my slightly flawed spelling skill. Occasionally, I find a strange word in place of the one I was seeking.
Most recently, I discovered some rather detailed definitions for parts of the female anatomy. I can’t help wondering…why does this tiny book, designed to assist with the most common and essential spelling concerns, include such words and definitions? Why the sex guide? Was this intended for young high-school students on the verge of losing their virginity? A secretive how-to-handle-your-sex-partner guidebook to be paired with that “little black book” the most talented social butterflies carry?
I can’t find all forms for a particular verb or a number of other helpful words, but I can identify just about every part of the human anatomy.
Shouldn’t this be a pocket medical dictionary?
Wacky discoveries.


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