Posts Tagged ‘games

05
Jun
25

Going Bankrupt Isn’t All Bad!

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Going bankrupt isn’t bad!…at least, not all of the time. Sometimes, it’s good people who are up to no good run out of funds and have to face some kind of punishment. Even if you’re a rich man who makes a business out of one type of car before getting arrested for drug smuggling, a slap on the wrist is better than no punishment, at all.

But, look at the guy who started Atari (Nolan Bushnell) and then went on to start…Chuck E. Cheese restaurants?

Atari went bust supposedly by licensing its technology to an open marketplace which allowed all sorts of game makers to craft cartridges you could play on systems like your Atari 2600, the home-entertainment gem of my youth. The design of an Atari 2600 game cartridge is as iconic and pleasing as the old audio cassette tape made famous in the 1980s. It’s appearance has pleasure. You can enjoy an Atari game without even playing it! Compare that with all of the games that came after the NES…or maybe the SNES, the last shred of creative cartridge design. With the exception of maybe rare gems like the original Legend of Zelda, which came as a golden cartridge and with an AMAZING game manual, a foreign concept to today’s generation, there were few 1990s games that had that 1980s appeal.

In a way, Atari made gaming feel like a boombox and a mixed tape you make for your best friend or lover. The 1980s introduced a way for people to craft a symphony from their own home and put it in a valentine. Atari gave dreamers of coding a chance to create games they could play on systems other people invented.

Strangely, it is said Nintendo and Sega learned from this mistake by making very exclusive game systems that, for the past few decades, have made players chase down alternate versions, alternate disks, game cards, etc., to play the same game on different systems. Well, as far as I recall, Atari has the same gimmick. They had a few different systems which accepted games only for those systems; though the games came in packaging that was easily confused for another system’s games (to the blind eye of a shopper buying a game for some friend of your child).

“What do you mean it doesn’t work on his game system? I got the right game. There’s a 3600 and a 2600?”

Shopping constantly for games that work on newly released systems is a futile and frustrating endeavor. It’s taxing in so many ways. And, the games, like I just said, don’t have the same tactile appeal. Oh, sure, you’ve improved graphics so the home game is closer to the arcade than it was when arcades were still a great place to spend an afternoon or evening! [Congrats. It only took you 30 years to kill the arcades the way video killed the radio stars.]

But, go back to that Atari story. The guy who starts the Atari boom and creates a memorable game design system open to countless game designers (including some questionable adult games that are like the Lost Ark Indiana Jones seeks in his movie debut) goes bust and starts an equally memorable restaurant franchise. Talk about a life path paved in gold; maybe not the most lucrative financial plan but a very iconic and memorable one.

Imagine designing your own game for a system like the Nintendo Switch instead of shopping online for a “digital copy” of something you’ll never hold, never have a physical manual to read and draw from when you want to turn a Moblin or Octorok into a poster (and you don’t have a means of grabbing an image from the internet which will need to be printed on decent paper if you don’t want to burn up your electronic device). Now, a Nintendo Switch game, even in its physical form, is like a Tic Tac compared to a waffle. I can find tactile pleasure in a waffle. A Tic Tac is a novel little flavored peg…but it has little tactile and memorable pleasure. I’d say it’s as pleasing as so many kinds of gum that lose their flavor too soon. But, imagine being given the liberty to make a game and play it on the Switch. It may slowly deplete the profits of the system’s makers…but it vastly improves the popularity and joy of the system, itself. Don’t you agree?

So, my point is not making a huge profit and even going bust isn’t all bad. It can come with a very pleasing, enduring side effect.

I’d like to extend my gratitude in this virtual space and hope it reaches those who care and matter. You, makers of the Atari age of home and arcade gaming, the vital force of my youth, are in your own special way responsible for my existence. I am, in part, as creative as I am because of your primitive yet aesthetically pleasing efforts. You are a timeless inspiration to creating something that is potentially insubstantial, lacking in profits, in an ever-changing marketplace; yet that same creation retains inexplicable value to the eyes, touch and soul. I may never look at another game the same after being a part of your creation. Thank you. And, I hope your bankruptcy still bears good fruit for you, as well. [I’m sure it does.]

I’m sorry my family and few friends didn’t have more money to afford me more games before you (Atari) were gone…well, no longer the 2600 company I came to admire. I’m sorry I had to sell my own $200 investment in your genius for a mere $50 at a rummage sale, sold to a kid whose mom was buying him a waterbed the same day. My collection was in mint condition, unlike so many I found at other rummage sales, which usually had filthy games with damaged labels and no boxes or manuals. I took care of my Atari 2600 because the first one my family got me blew up the first night we played it. And, that $50 barely afforded me one NES game; it was one of the hardest losses and lessons of my life. I wouldn’t have survived the few sleepovers I had as a kid without you (and the NES for one of those sleepovers).

The generations and game companies that followed the 1980s…just don’t understand. They’re all about the business and disposable merchandise, about theme parks with swag you enjoy for a minute and then add to a discard pile because more keeps coming from some sweat shop, I imagine. But, your era, my childhood…it was something special. As “merch’d” as the 1980s was…and, boy, was there “merch”…it had a lot of memorable moments and shapes, too. It’s the shapes of some of that “merch” that retain value, not the technology or how fast it did something for you.

I don’t think there’s much of anything that came out of the 1990s or 2000s that’s as precious as half the swag that came from the 1980s…which is probably why the generations that followed mine seem to have lost that respect for what is still good even if it’s not new. Even my nephews already call something old if it’s been around nine months. Nine months makes something antique! Instant insanity. It “Rubiks” my cube.

Heck. A lot of the 1980s stuff we experienced could be considered adult baby or “fidget” toys. Places like Spencer’s Gifts had some of that “fidget” stuff before it was a thing. I remember all the early “stress” toys. But, there were other things that weren’t considered therapy items that WERE therapy items…and some became obsessions, which kind of counters the therapy aspect. Yet…mmh! I just can’t get too mad at any of it, because so many things from the 1980s were like security blankets and stuffed animals. I could sleep in a bed made of Atari 2600 game cartridges and feel instantly like a kid at summer camp, dreaming of video-game conventions I only wished I could attend.

Priceless memories from, among other things, a company that lost money from being open to other artists who could use the same technology and programming to make their own games…sort of like the modern Roblox my nephews still obsess about. [Yet, there’s nothing tactile and not much aesthetically pleasing about the very Lego Roblox, not the way Atari was.]

Hmm. Food for thought.  And, like the phoenix on top of this post, I shall rise from the ashes!…whatever those may be.  Just as Bushnell rose from the landfill holding all of those poor ET game cartridges.

27
Nov
24

The True Delight of Microsoft Casual Games

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Ah, Microsoft Casual Games, what would I do without you….particularly your word games. Such colorful, free PC gaming should be considered…well, let’s be frank.

You’re not the treat you put outside the word puzzles you assembled. I wouldn’t even say “created” because the word selection is not only repetitive, it’s depressing and discouraging, at times.

I do not relish in having coffee and cookies while playing your word games.

Finishing each step, along the path to the same treasure chest every round, with words like…

SORROW
BOREDOM
SCANDAL
HOODLUM
VANDAL
GAUNT
BALDNESS
LONELY
etc….

Shame on you. That’s about the nicest way I can put it. And, I know that sounds lame.

I realize, after supplying hundreds of puzzles along repeating game boards, you might run out of ideas not to mention the will to live. How boring can you get with all these words. Well, you’ve made it abundantly clear; the task was more than you could handle.

I don’t think anyone needs to solve a puzzle that only makes them feel worse about the life that already led them to playing your games. I sadly would say Solitaire might bring more joy…and that really is depressing, solitaire, the game for people who have no one to talk with in their lives or who would rather be alone with cards than socialize or do something more creative.

Then there is the false sense of pride from “earning” a title like “grandmaster,” after using twenty HINTS to complete the most recent puzzle. How can I be a master of anything if I let the game answer for me?

[Other online games, the sort that come as “apps” you are pressed to add to your “phone” to “play for free” would suggest actually spending money on items that help you complete their games. Bah–I say.]

In conclusion, I’ll tell you what is casual about these Casual Games….it’s the effort put into making them. Such casual effort supplied by someone clearly discouraged by their own life (or lives). I suppose, in some twisted way, your games are a prompt to examine one’s use of time and find alternatives.

So…thank you? for discouraging me.

18
Aug
21

Arigato, Tokyo…for Your “Wooden” Olympics

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So…that happened; the Tokyo 2021 (2020) Summer Olympics.  As I write this, a little later than anticipated, the Paralympics should be starting or has just started.  The *first* closing ceremony aired some days ago…about a week, ago?  My memory sucks, lately, and I am not one who rapidly looks things up online…even though I am online, now……anyway.  As usual, the Olympics fly by faster than I can breathe or think, and I am left wanting more.

Unfortunately, local broadcast television just cannot “cut it.”  There is not a good enough showcase of all the different events.  Cable TV is better, but, still, I cannot juggle the stations to get enough of what I want to see.  I cannot schedule the Olympics around my lackluster life.  Though I could record most events aired, I’d still not make the time to watch all of them before the closing ceremony.  I want too much from every Olympics…plain and simple.  I am full-on Olympic-spirited and cannot get enough in the two-week time slot, just like I cannot limit myself in Pokémon games; my boxes are FULL!  [Help me.]

Also, unfortunately, the closing ceremony–aside from a lovely showcase of cultural costumes….the kimonos and that one drummer’s outfit, not the “rag-tag troupe” costumes those “park” people were wearing–was lacking.  Most of the performers looked like they shopped out of a dumpster and slapped scraps together.  But, the kimono variety was delicious; I particularly liked the silvery/foil one and the blue-and-white butterfly ones with the red obi sashes.

Where was I?  I got hypnotized by the lovely singer with tassel earrings.  Oh.

The best moment of the closing ceremony had to be the opening light show.  The merging of light energies to form the Olympic rings was a powerful scene which could have summed up the entire show.  The rest was secondary.  The ending felt more like The Sound of Music than Japan saying sayonara (or “arigato” in this case).  If you saw the first five minutes, you are good.  If Tokyo offers the kimono showcase in some online shopping venue, that would also be great, though I didn’t really see any kimonos I, a man, would appreciate.  The women, as usual, just look…great.

I just feel like Japan has SO much to offer, including advanced technology and the roots of many video games.  I am rather disappointed there wasn’t some appearance of the mascots–which, to be fair, are not the best characters (I’ve seen)–and/or familiar cartoon/video-game characters.  There could have been better use of video and computer screens.  Empty seats could have been filled the way they’ve recently done with WWE wrestling shows, having a “live” PC-screen audience.  It still would have been tidy and safe…just a bit more expensive, I suppose.

All disappointment aside, I am MOST grateful to have seen such a WOODEN Olympics.  Even though it had to happen during the worst time in my lifetime (let’s hope), I was personally awed by the prominent presence of wooden elements in the games.  Yes, world, Tokyo gave us all wood…in abundance.

Domo arigato, beloved Tokyo.  I cherish your culture.  It wasn’t your best.  But, I am thankful, all the same.   [You’ll knock everyone’s socks off…next time.]

OLYMPI~2OLYMPI~3OLYMPI~4OLDF98~1

21
Jul
21

Tokyo Olympics Fever; Get Some!

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At a recent doctor’s appointment…

ME: I don’t know what started it, doc; nor do I know when it started. But, I’ve had it for a long time; this inexplicable excitement at the thought of the Far East, particularly China and Japan, occasionally Thailand, the latter not joining the list until after 2001. It’s like a fever that takes over my entire being. I imagine being surrounded by beautiful Asian women and spontaneously exploding from the overload to my brain. What do you think I should do?

DOCTOR CULTURE: I think you should embrace this feeling, especially in the coming weeks as the Olympics finally take place in Tokyo, Japan, after a horrible delay and crisis which will, sadly, prevent the games from being as spectacular as you probably had expected them to be. But, even though the games will not be all they could be, they will be something very unique BECAUSE of the crisis, just as previous games are remembered for some terrible event that impacted them.

ME: Doc? You sound weird; not just WHAT you are saying but also the sound of your voice…a-and a sound BEHIND your voice. In fact, just as you started talking, I could hear music. Was it…Elton John’s Philadelphia Freedom?!

DOCTOR CULTURE: No. What you actually heard was…

TOKYO OLYMPICS FEVER!!! YOU LOVE, LOVE, LOVE IT…YES YOU DO!

And, with that, my mind exploded into a rainbow of Olympic colors and Japanese flags. [And, yes, the music was…is…definitely Elton John’s Philadelphia Freedom covered with new lyrics.]

Here are just a few of the wacky creations that recently erupted from my infected brain. Hopefully, they will inspire those who see them. [Feel free to play that Elton John song as you look at these. Can you hear it?]

[Give me enough time and motivation, and I’ll rewrite the lyrics to Philadelphia Freedom to fit Tokyo Olympics Fever.]

TOKYOO~1RONINH~2

TOD873~1TOKYOO~1TO9AD5~1

If you find yourself infected with a similar strain of the “fever,” I hope you will stay in touch…so we may share in some form of group therapy…as I am sure we will all need some, eventually. If it’s contagious, I hope it’s a joyous condition. For me, it can be a severe drain on focus and productivity, like a powerful daydream. Whatever it is; it urges me to be creative and embrace Asian beauty, as well as cultural elements like Chinese astrology, origami, various ethnic foods and historical fashions which I occasionally envision getting some modern revival and alterations.

[As of posting this, I heard rumors of Japan possibly canceling the Olympics, only days before the opening ceremonies.  That…would be sad.  But, considering how sad the games already seem with impact of Covid-19, I can…understand?…the possibility.  And, I don’t know who deserves the full impact of my anger.  Who would ruin such an awesome Olympic season (as I foresaw it being, back at the last summer Olympics when Japan aired that “trailer” with Mario, Sonic and other video game characters)?  Ever since Beijing rocked the Olympics with those footprint fireworks and moving tapestry staging, I started looking forward to opening and closing ceremonies.]

18
Aug
20

E+Leaven…Eleven…E-Leaven

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A modest bombardment of Beyoncé “Black Is King” commercials and a sufficient amount of LGBT news has inspired me to write a bit of poetry…or maybe a rap of sorts set to music like that cowboy song from Kid Rock.

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If Beyoncé is right about black as King,
If LGBT is just glitter and Queen,
Then I’m Jack of them all, and I’ll TRUMP your thing.

 

I’ll play it straight as an A and flush my P.
No royal will ever lay a crown on me.
I may be a rook, but I’m nobody’s pawn.
My work will make check, mate, when my Hearts are gone.

 

Don’t be a knave; don’t drop a deuce in my cap.
I’m too Old to play Maid with that Go Fish crap.
Say good knight to my wit and fold on my lap
When my magic hands put you down for a….. SHH! (nap)

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[2nd alternate version, without current-event bits]

Ante up kids, this pen has come out to play.
Listen to my trick beat and read what I say.
If I call too fast, you just tell me. Okay?

 

I’ll draw it straight as an A and flush my P.
No royal will ever lay a crown on me.
I may be a rook, but I’m nobody’s pawn.
My work will make check, mate, when my Hearts are gone.

 

Don’t be a knave; don’t drop a deuce in my cap.
I’m too Old to be Maid with that Go Fish crap.
Say good knight to my wit and fold on my lap
When my magic hands put you down for a….. SHH! (nap)

 

[Enjoy decoding that. 🙂 ]

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06
Jul
20

Fishy Fantasy Email From Beloved Tay

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Sooo…I got an email the other day.  And, the subject was almost too good to resist.  THE Taylor Alison (or just Tay in my book) Swift was inviting ME to play a game with her…a game featuring her…or maaaybe an online game she would play with me?  But, when I daringly opened the thing, I found this…

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Oh…the thought…the sheer pleasure of the possibility…

But, alas, I could not click that button.  Not because I did not want that gift…but because I could not trust the source.  If only one could visually make contact with Tay…like over Skype or something similar…and confirm this game/email was indeed from her.

Ah well.  I keep hoping for someday.

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24
Oct
19

$1,000 for the Makers of G5 Games

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I recently invited people to join me in playing an online/offline game made by the G5 company. Since then, I’ve sampled two of their very artistic…and very vexing *free* hidden item games. If you are familiar with the games, then you will likely find what I have to say fairly amusing. If you have no idea what I am talking about, feel free to find out for yourself or just carry on with your mindless scrolling.

Dear G5 Games,

I am so pleased with your work. I’d like to offer you $1,000. I know you normally ask for less to buy various starter kits, chests and whatnot. I’m saving time and being generous for all your wonderful artwork and…ehem…time-killing entertainmennnn-tah. But, there’s a catch.

To collect this $1,000, you must find it in a picture, a picture that is very dark and blurry like a bad painting of a barn in one color, a picture set at *Magister* level. And, the money will be disguised as a thin silver thread, like a slender antenna, which blends in with about a million other brush strokes in the blurry painting. It’s a very dark picture; so you’ll likely need a flashlight (which is quite useless and only lasts five seconds) or a torch (which is slightly less useless and just as temporary). Just to make you feel better…or worse…I’m going to surround the item you are seeking with dozens of other things you’d like, including other dollar amounts, money bags, etc. Oh, wouldn’t that be sweet. But, no; they are just there to distract you…like so many pictures we players must search over and over and over and over and over and over again, looking at all the objects we normally cannot find so easily, laid out in front of us, mocking us.

Even if you find the silver thread, which is no bigger than an eyelash and partially hidden behind another section of the picture, you’ll find it difficult to click on. If you get weak, you can just wait a day to recharge and try again; or spend a few talismans to rev yourself back up in a fraction of that time.

But, wait, there’s more.

Before you can even reach this picture, you must make a journey of a two hundred and eighty-five levels, gathering three billion coins and unfathomable “experience.” Are you up to the task? Cuz you sure put us players to it!

[You go from needing 20,000 coins to open one portal in Twin Moons to 84,000?! And, to rack up that kind of coin, you need to get combiners that are only available in portals miles upon miles ahead of what’s accessible, spend countless hours making what is available even more difficult and expensive than it already is…or buy our way there? You folks are cruel and nuts. You might as well just make all the portals accessible at no cost or need to collect a billion bitty things and just sell the game for $20 in a form that can be installed, uninstalled and reinstalled with ease, and call it a year. Because you are proving there is no “fun” in “game.” Like some video games of the past, you have lots of nice graphics but are lacking elsewhere. I’ve been tempted to try some of your other games, but I reaaaaally don’t want to go through more of the same grief. Wait; I am having a psychic moment…the big solution at the end of the game, the answer to the mystery…oh, there our missing elder man is, in the final picture, like reaching the end of Candy Land. Big whoop. By the time I get there, I’ll look back on all the time I invested in the games and cry.]

And, should you succeed, you may come away with any number of other useless items for combining one of your many random collections of images which the characters in the games fake caring about for flimsy reasons…or no reward at all. You might solve the picture and get nothing. That happens. Right? But, do try and try again and again, searching a thousand times if you must to find that lucky thread of payment. Then you can spend it on more useless stuff in your own games…or pay a small portion of a medical bill…maybe something for your eyes.

So, aren’t you glad I sent this payment? Aren’t you glad you made these ridiculously challenging and frustrating games that can crash, show pictures that don’t belong in the games and lose progress gained in a blink? Thank you for making them *free.* Now, I’d like my eyesight, time and heaps of patience back. [But, lovely artwork…the not-the-least-bit-creepy parts (not just about every male character that looks like some secretive killer), anyway.]

Sincerely, your pal,
Writingbolt

PS  The recent Halloween festival in Secret Society has been remotely refreshing, considering it didn’t involve a glitch…though that last glitch was somehow tied to downloading another of your games which does not seem to recharge energy and follow the clock/calendar of the other…as if you just cast that old child aside.

25
Aug
19

Does Anyone Play ‘The Secret Society’ PC Game by G5 Games?

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I am looking to see if anyone here plays this game and is interested in working with me on a “friend” capacity.  Also, if you do play the game, can you explain some features, like Strength points and how the whole friend-adding and other friendly interactions work?

For those who don’t know the game…uh, look it up at the App Store?  It’s not hard to find.  It’s a hidden objects game, sort of an advanced adult version of those old Highlights magazines.

28
Dec
17

The Trials of Old PC Software and New PCs

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I should have learned my lesson by now.  And, hopefully, I never repeat this in the future.  I never was a big fan of PC gaming.  But, I did come across a few games I thought might be fun.  Alas, I am not the best at comparing requirements and thus have made more than enough mistakes.  I’ve invested in now useless disks that might as well be turned into modern art.  I’m just here, telling anyone who cares to read into it, how my experience with installing older games on a new PC has gone.  I had asked around, but no source seemed to grab me with useful information.  No one I know seems PC smart enough to know what will or won’t work.  Thus I was left to take the risks all by myself.

In short, the lesson I learned:  DO NOT try installing older PC games on a new PC.  [And, my previous computer lesson:  DO NOT try modifying a computer with alternate parts like memory strips and hard drives.  If the PC does not come the way you want it with all of its parts already in place, look for another model.]

I have a rather new Windows 10 model laptop.  It should be able to handle just about any game you throw at it, minus those really intensive 3D and first-person games you see for the hardcore gamers which require a gaming PC.  You would think any old 3D game would work on a new PC even if it’s not a gaming PC.  After all, the technology has advanced a fair amount since Win Vista.  But, no.

I got lucky with 3 older games:  Paradise, AGON and Mysteryville 2.  All of which said they worked with PC as long as you met some rather low requirements (in new PC standards) and had, at least, Win XP, maybe Vista.  Nothing about being good for older PCs; I have no idea how Win 98 could have handled some of the stuff these games put out.  But, surprisingly, of about the 10 games I tried to install, these three worked.  Most of the others were kicked out right away without installing; the PC told me they would not work.  And, the uninstall bit was fairly easy.

The good news (if you get the chance or care to play these):

PARARISE:   It’s a bit of a shoddy short story about a young woman (I’d guess 21-25 years old and very shapely, for whatever reason…) who is flying to visit her father in some odd part of Africa when her plane is shot down, causing her to forget everything before she is taken in by a harem prince.  You would think your mission is to restore your memory and reunite with your dad.  But, it’s not that simple.  And, the ending is…not great.  But, this is a beautifully rendered game with a nice soundtrack and puzzle system.  If you like those Resident Evil type games, this one is decent without the horrors.  You can save as many slots as you like to replay certain parts.  You can view the cut-away scenes separately, once you acquire them.  You get to play certain stages as a panther, which aren’t very long or impressive…but you get to play as a panther.

AGON:  This is just one part of a larger story, though I am not sure if this is part 1, part 2 or parts 1-3 of what is supposed to be a 12-14 part story.  It’s based on some games and other story/stories found somewhere.  I got the game as part of a collection of PC games, not knowing what to expect but having low expectations.  I was greatly surprised how nice this game actually turned out to be!  It’s a MAJOR brain challenge for which you’ll likely want a walkthrough found online.  I just didn’t have the time/brainpower to figure out the very puzzling puzzles.  And, there are way too many books to go through within the game.  Yet, those books are like a digital library of information that could potentially be used in other projects, if you write that sort of thing.  You can find alphabets from other languages, for example.  Like Paradise, this is a very decent 3D perspective, exploring game with both mind and physical puzzles to complete in various lands.  There’s a beautiful isolated island beach stage and a refreshing–though bleak–snowy winter stage.  You are collecting ancient board games and stones which combine to unlock some greater secret yet to be understood.  You play a sort of stocky Sherlock Holmes who is corresponding with his research assistant Watson back home as you travel the world.   When I completed this one, again, it felt a bit underwhelming as this is just a segment of a larger story.  But, just exploring the various worlds/stages is a treat.

Mysteryville 2:  I wanted to get Mysteryville 1, but it said it was for older PCs; so I passed.  Now I wonder if it would work.  This is a sequel to a mystery about missing cats and a major test of eyesight as you search various places for hidden items and put together jumbled slide puzzles to solve a mystery about an art show that may not be what it seems and a missing “friend” who may not be who he seems.  I poured myself intensely into this one and completed it in a few days because I kept wanting to get to the bottom of it.  When all was solved, I wasn’t sure what to think or do.  I think I liked the music best, very Twin Peaks mysterious.  I have gone back to replay a few of the puzzles, now and then.  It’s better, in some ways, than another hidden item game I had on my last PC, one about fairy crystals and a missing husband (which still doesn’t make total sense with me).

If any reader has more information on these games, like where to get others in the series (if there is a series) and/or if they work on new PCs, let me know.

Now, to the ugly business of erroneous installations.

What prompted me to write this piece was a good-looking game from 2002 called Freedom Force in which you can design superheroes and complete about 20 missions against all sorts of premade comic villains.  It all sounded good, and the requirements didn’t seem out of my range.  It installed beautifully!  If it wasn’t going to work, why did I get treated to all sorts of images?  It asked to install Direct Play which I accepted but turned down Game Spy Arcade as I thought that was some additional game or online option I did not figure would be any good anymore.  After all, chat rooms aren’t what they used to be, and plenty of sites close shop in a handful of years.  After installation, I could not get it to play.  It said I had to log in as administrator and try again.  I see no way to do just that, so what was I to do?  I checked my requirements and found my PC was an NT?  Not fit for XP software?  And, my processor is not up to speed?  I doubt that.  Anyway, so, with the game not working, I figured I might as well uninstall.  At least the software has that option…OR DOES IT?!  Apparently, this game is so special that when I tried to uninstall it, I got “catastrophic failure.”  Missing component?  What the?  Sooo…  I’m sitting with this dud stuck in my computer.  I tried to system restore to a previous date and only caused the computer more grief!  Registry errors.  I couldn’t open image files.  I couldn’t run certain programs.  What gives?  Talk about a nightmare.

I’m currently, nervously working on the problem.  But, it scares the crap out of me and makes me feel stupid.  I should have just listened to my younger self who said he wasn’t going to dabble in PC games.  It’s just a shame more aren’t as fortunate as the ones I DID manage to install and complete.  I really wanted to play The Movies, among others.

If you have any info on these or related games, I appreciate any input you can provide.

03
Nov
14

Video Game Memories in the Chat Cafe Space

Halloween may be gone, but I am not done with Autumn, yet.  No, I am not in any mood to welcome winter.  But, I am at a loss for what decorations to post until I finally get into the Christmas spirit (which usually takes until mid-December for personal reasons).  So, for now, I am leaving a few colorful leaf trails.

AND, as a sort of gift to myself…if you readers like, you can share it, as well–a fond memorial of video games past.  Every now and then, I like to tap into that youthful side that used to like sitting on the bed or floor with a bowl of cereal and a joystick or controller.  It feels wrong doing it at my age.  But, video games are a drug habit I have yet to fully kick.  I am not crazy about the latest versions and all the war business.  I dislike all the new complexities when video games used to be so simple and enjoyed by two people in the same room with no more than an hour–if that–required.  Yet, despite my stubbornness toward change, I have taken a shine to a few over the years and do make small adjustments to my thinking.  But, I still would pass up all the new to spend an hour with someone playing pinball tanks from the Combat cartridge for my old Atari 2600.  Or, Joust.  Or, the arcade version of Warlords (cuz the Atari 2600 version was just plain awful).

So, be sure to check out the new wallpapers.  I know, they’re not as much fun with the Chat Cafe print tacked on.  But, they is what they is, ye kno’?

Shall we play a game?

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