Posts Tagged ‘Monte

06
Oct
22

Big Brother USA 2022 Finale

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Let it be known, speeches win games. At least, it worked for Taylor, this year. [I highly doubt it would work for me, no matter how “smart” or “educated” people label me. I don’t have the “racial/sexual resume” to get the votes. I’m a white mutt, and the world is sick of my kind.]

I should be happy she won. But, I’m not. I’m actually–I cannot believe it–sad for Turner and Monte. Monte worked his butt off to win when it mattered; he won competitions that would have tested my limits and likely ended in frustration. He proved he wasn’t just a handsome face. He saved Taylor because he thought Turner had a better chance of winning, equal value. Instead, he is bested by a pretty face who apparently swayed enough voters with her Miss-America speech. She was ready to throw in the towel after falling short in a key competition, when she was determined to EARN her seat in Final Two. Instead, a speech gets her to the top. Save it for the beauty pageant, m’lady.

I’m a bit shocked. But, I shouldn’t be. Again, it’s just one of those seasons, in which the person you think should win doesn’t, in the end. [Oh how the show likes to be “unexpected.”]

Turner voted for Monte…and no one else did? The martyr of the house…the weasel voted for the guy who sent him out at the end. Thanks, Heyzoos. Michael says you have to own your moves; Monte did, and still Michael voted for Taylor (because his girl Alyssa so obviously did; she said she was voting for “the sword,” the word Taylor used for herself). I don’t believe anything anyone says, anymore. You’re all bleach-toothed liars. Good luck remaining real friends without CBS financial support and cameras on you all of the time.

I think my hunch about Monte’s final comments also may have been a factor. When Turner asked Monte who should get his (Turner’s) vote, Monte stood by his decision and spoke on his own behalf (next to a woman who was so ready to railroad anyone in her way, once she avoided going out in third and long before that, all season long). If I was Turner and truly DID have such a solid agreement with Monte, I would have voted for Taylor; and Monte should have said, “Don’t vote for me, Turner; I cheated you out of the big prize.” Little did I know…that would likely have given Taylor the unanimous vote. Unbelievable. Monte, you hard-working fool. I hope your “man up” father shows a little more compassion when you go home.

And, the “ice queen” wins Favorite Houseguest?? No offense, Taylor (I adore you, in a way)…but it makes no sense!! You have to admit that. And, if you cannot, you are blind to your own ego. You walk away with the TWO (big) prizes, and all those who were snubbed before you get nothing. Ego trip extreme. [If my blog comments about Taylor being a personal favorite but unlikely to win had any impact on this decision (doubt it), oh well. Who knew?]

If I had to pick “favorite houseguest,” I’d have no clue. In a situation like this one, it should be the one person who endured the crap with the best attitude and who was a good friend to everyone. But, that’s not how it works. That’s not how any of this works. And, as nice as some people were, this year, all but maybe Monte showed other sides, as well, which proved irritating.

I think Monte was the least annoying and least offensive (though I cannot speak for the first four eliminated because I didn’t see most of those weeks). Considering so many speeches had to be given, there should have been a prize for best speech. Oh, wait, Taylor would have probably claimed that trophy, too, huh? Not Michael for his do-the-Daniel, say nothing exit. Not Turner for talking himself into and out of everything with everyone. Whatever.

One other thing…Julie welcomes back the four players who were eliminated before jury…only 4? I don’t think Nicole got one word in that whole time. And, Julie started asking the jury more questions, making the first four evictees wait even longer to speak, at all. That was rude.

I’m actually a little nauseous (and, again, feeling bad for those who lost…everyone but Taylor). I get the feeling, now that enterprising, resume-obsessed Taylor has claimed her crown and bonus and found out Joseph, the “meathead” is actually a lawyer (of some humble kind), she will brush Monte completely aside to jump that salary-earner. Up until he announced being a lawyer, she seemed sweet on Monte. And, Monte looked just a tad washed-out-to-sea after Joseph revealed the truth; he knew Taylor’s opportunistic feelings shifted.

Another nutty season with a cracked ending. Yayyy… As usual, I feel even more guilty for investing my time and attention. Buyer’s remorse.

Everybody in southern California and Florida who doesn’t have any talent to show off, sign up now. [Not.] Plastic plastic surgeons and secretive lawyers welcome. CBS needs all the legal help and plastic they can get.

I doubt I’ll ever get to play. But, if I did, I’d seriously do my best to say nothing and just roll with the dice. Forget getting caught up in the hype, the competition struggle, the alliance crap. Win what I can, enjoy the ride, protect my dignity…and, if I cannot win, enjoy the jury house (and not being on camera?).

The worst positions to be put in are first and last evictions. Beyond that, all is fair play. You can see that even hard word does not pay off. Some people can talk their way out of a grave.

23
Sep
22

Big Brother USA 2022 Update; Cousin Conspiracy

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Latest Big Brother USA 2022 news…

It’s down to the final four, Monte, Turner, Taylor and Brittany.

Monte and Taylor are suddenly the African-American Adam and Eve in the house, and poor “meathead” Joseph, in the jury house, is distraught. [But, no, Kyle, there’s nothing suspiciously race-related about that. Not at all. Just very convenient from a TV-show-plot perspective. How convenient that two people of the same general nationality (color) who show no chemistry the whole time they’re among X number of players…suddenly are romantically charged and ready to play the steamy TV couple of the season, considering the other couples have been broken (perhaps a bit too soon). It’s a show about nothing; not that there’s anything wrong with that.]

Evidence shows Turner has been more impressive and deceptive all season than I was aware. He lives up to his name (not his first, which is Matt?)…exceptionally. …AND Monte. I guess I missed a few competitions in which he won. So, Turner AND Monte both HAVE earned some stripes…and just coasted up and down the waves throughout the season. Interesting.

A scene between Monte and Taylor…in a bathtub…in a swimsuit…feels just a little staged. First, what is the benefit of bathing in a bathing suit? Second, her somewhat wounded reaction–which is hard to believe from an “ice queen” to begin with–swiftly turns into a bitchy response about her focus on the prize money. Is she rrrreally that heartless? Or, is this a soap opera? Am I just missing rehearsals by not watching “live feeds?”

Now, they just showed the “touching video” package with the final four’s family/loved ones. And, I am severely shocked at how three out of four segments felt…wrong.

1) Taylor’s…mom? and…grandmother? It’s a fair resemblance…but not just in physical appearance. The two older women exhibit the same icy personality! The older of the two cannot even look the camera in the eye. Cold! family. Brr!

2) Monte’s Dad. He’s definitely not too affectionate, just enough emotional distance to respect his son. But, what a resemblance.

3) Turner’s…Mom? and……WHO is the young woman? The latter says she cannot wait to hug and kiss “Matt,” again. But, she doesn’t look like a girlfriend (of a bisexual something-or-other). Oh, he just said her name is Megan. SHE LOOKS LIKE A SISTER!!! How does a guy who looks like Snoopy’s desert cousin hook up with a girl who looks like him? Freakyyy.

4) Brittany’s husband?! Is it just me or does the guy look like her brother? Honestly. That was NOT her husband. ‘Can’t be.

Next, the “Cookout” from last year returns to…discuss the current season. I’m sorry–no I’m not–but this also feels vvvvery staged, stiff, formal and awkward like a bad beauty pageant. Even the guys in the group look like they’re looking over their shoulders at the women, feeling a little strange about the formal answers to Julie’s questions. Each person gets to give a little speech. A very formal presentation on race with Kyle put into the ugly position of 3K villain. Tacky, Big Brother. Very tacky. [Now, I feel tacky.]

And, wait. Julie is actually HUGGING the Cookout folks? Were they “certified clean” before the hugs? Julie has been so cautious about touching people since the Covid-19 situation began. Now, she’s hugging, again? That, I guess, isn’t as crazy as the other stuff…but it still strikes me a little odd.

The best moment of this recent episode was seeing Joseph genuinely disappointed from missing out on BB Comics night. At least, it looked genuine. Who knew. The muscle-head likes comic books. [And, no, I’m not being heartless. I would have felt disappointed, too. As much as I might not like the guy, I feel a twinge of pity for him…if him and Taylor don’t reconnect. And, if they do, I like the guy less. Ha. She’s cold…but she is fine.]

So, the final three…are Turner, Monte and Taylor. This sounds about right. Not good. But right. Monte is certain to be in final two. No doubts. The question remains if he saves Turner (upholding that old two-person alliance promise) or sticks with the Adam-and-Eve plan. If Taylor does NOT get to be the first black female winner, she either goes home a sore icy loser or gets “saved” by her humble chocolate prince, Monte Buchanan. [I’m just adding the “Buchanan” to give this plot a more substantial soap-opera foundation.] If Turner isn’t the sore loser who just dribbles away into the shadows, still smiling and claiming he loves everyone, he either gets a shot at the big prize, stiffing Prince Monte (or Taylor). Or, he goes home with the consolation prize (and something extra?).

[Wait. That leaves at least one scenario. If Monte goes out in third place, that leaves Taylor and Turner and makes Monte look rather sad. Is Taylor going to pick up Monte Reese’s pieces and put him back together. Unless the ice-queen bit is an act…nooooo. Now, let’s say Turner, the slimy weasel, pulls out the win. Why? Because this may be one of those seasons in which the biggest jerk or other annoyance gets the big prize, upsetting the game. B-But…he was so good at playing weasel. But, a game is a game. And, I didn’t make the rules. And, I don’t like staged games, either. So, if Turner is the big winner, that puts Monte and Taylor, the remaining two “people of color” out in one last sweep. What kind of statement does THAT make to the audience…including the “Cookout” you had come back just to talk about race in this season’s game? Oh, CBS, what a tangled web you weave. You cannot win, either way. Your “try-hard” efforts at racial equality are doomed to backfire. Ehem… ZING!]

[IF Taylor and Monte do not come out on top, get ready, people. They’re bound to get put on another reality-TV show, probably The Amazing Race or whatever that new “challenge” thing is. And, when that happens, I’m really going to be sick…of reality-TV. People are being used like pieces in a game of Monopoly, in a world being swallowed by monopolies. I need to find a place to park and call my own away from all of the money games…if that’s possible and not destitute.]

Let’s not forget the “favorite houseguest” prize. Julie said they get a sum…and something extra? for the first time in BB history? Oh. I cannot wait to see who wins this. I smell stage…I lost count. How many staged events have there been?…since last year?

After twenty-some years?? of this “game,” I’m starting to think Julie really needs to backdoor herself and find something more respectable to do with her talents (and beauty). I stopped watching my “guilty pleasure” for a number of seasons, as I did with the other CBS giant, Survivor. I can stop, again, if I must. I think the last stop was the warning I should have heeded. But, I’ve been weak.

Okay. That’s it. Vent over. Talks amongst yourselves. Discuss. Or, share your thoughts below.

[Just….wow.]




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