Posts Tagged ‘names

28
Jun
23

Why I Don’t Like the Name Annie

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I don’t know! And, no, I’m not talking about the story that turned into an early 1980s musical-movie, starring Carol B., Tim C. and Burnadette P. I’m talking about the name, Annie. I don’t like it.

[Yet, after hearing tales of the legendary Annie Oakley, the keen riflewoman of the old/Wild West, and developing a sort of crush, you’d think I’d enjoy the name. Honestly, I’d prefer her pen name to be Anne or Anna Oakley, though the Oakley part makes her sound old and stiff.]

But, I like other similar sounding names, some immensely. I love Amy (looove it), Abby (versus Abigail), Angie (though all forms of the name are delightful), Becky (but Becca and Rebecca are also nice), Callie, Chloe, Debbie (versus Deborah), Emily, Gabby (though Gabrielle is pretty), Jessie (though I may love Jessica even more), Katy (though Kate is nice and Kat is sexy), Lily, Maggie (versus Margaret, though I love Meg even more), Mercy, Molly, Tori (though Vicki is sweet and Victoria is powerfully sexy), Zoey… I like Mandi (but often lean toward Amanda), Tammy, Stacy, Tracy, Trixy, Roxie (though Roxanne is appealing, too), Lexi (though Alex, Alexis and Alexandr(i)a are increasingly better), Julie (though Julia sounds a bit nicer), Nicki (though I often adore Nicole, as well), Penny and Kelly. All those names have a distinct “E” sound at their end. They’re almost cute, girly names. But, Annie…agitates me, for some reason. And, I don’t know why. It must be subconscious from a previous life.

I guess I have similar feelings about women named Alison or Alexandra who get called “Ali” or “Allie.” I think the “longer” names sound more elegant. The shorter names sound wrong and leave a bad taste in my mouth. Likewise, Frankie makes me a little ill, but I like Francesca, which reminds me of a certain soda (beverage). Marcia sounds better than Marcie. Some think it’s cute to call a Jean or Jeanette “Jeanie;” I’d disagree (unless Jean decided to wear her hair in curly pigtails and wore something cute and girly). Anyone who would call an Andrea “Andie” would also irk me. Andrea is a lovely name; Andy is a guy’s name. ‘No wonder we’re seeing so much gender confusion; we’ve confused spirits with names that don’t quite match their given gender. [Heck. It’s a miracle Anne Rice was able to stay feminine and assert herself with that name, considering the story of her birth name.]

I definitely prefer the name Barbara over Barbie; don’t get me started on why the latter irks me. [I had an aunt I’d never call Barbie.] I prefer Catherine or Cat (‘love Cat) to Cathy, yet I like Connie better than Constance. Lori and Laura could go either way; they sound equally nice, but Lori seems easier on the tongue. I’ve had a strange obsession with the name Liz, preferring that and Beth over Betsy and Elizabeth; whenever I write an Elizabeth into one of my stories, I tend to call her Liz. If I had to choose between Rose (or Rosalyn) and Rosie, I’d favor the former, which stirs thoughts of flowers.

I’ve never been a fan of the name Mary, though it comes with immense religious history. Perhaps it’s that fact, alone, that makes it seem like a burning statue no one should touch. Mary might be a great figure/person, but I leave her to live her own life and write her story. Give me any other variation of the name, like Marionette, Mary Jo, Mary Jane or Mary Ann. I can work with those. But, Mary bothers me. Every Mary I’ve ever met has made my skin crawl in some way; they seem to come from a past era and retain souvenirs as their preferred apparel, and their egos almost always clash with mine. I know a Mary Jo who is much nicer and not as trapped in the past.

Occasionally, I meet people who become like thorns in my side. And, when they do, I am compelled to write their names off as trouble. I decide not to write about them and avoid people with those names. It may seem a bit unfair, but when you pair up with someone by the same name, you’d hate to repeat the mistakes you made with the previous one. And, as difficult as it may seem to believe, there may indeed be similarities in people with the same name, just as sharing the same astrological signs can bring out similar traits in two individuals.

Personally, I’ve known a few people who could call themselves Anne. And, the one who was often referred to as Annie was not particularly upsetting…in fact, she was a source of information and got me started with crossword puzzles, which I use regularly to combat anxiety and social discomfort…but she did have an eerie aura which occasionally rattled me. She could look like a vulture on a post and send a chill up my spine. But, as a person, she seemed decent and even gave me a photo of her to remember her when she left our workplace.

I love the name Anne and, occasionally, Anna (preferably with the two Ns, versus the one, which may be pronounced “Ah-nuh”). So, what is it about Annie that irks me? Again, I just don’t know. But, it comes to mind as I hear someone use that name on TV.

‘Any ideas what might explain this?

Now that I think of it, perhaps I need to work this into a story. Perhaps Annie needs to be an unexpected villain who stirs up past feelings in the protagonist, an ill wind that blows in from another dimension/world to alter the course of one man’s journey through life.

31
Jan
22

Who Names Race Horses?

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Who is responsible for picking some of the horrible names carried by race horses?

I tell ya…

If I was a horse, I’d feel like quite the tool if someone named me something like Empty Tomb or Commandeer. Why don’t you just call him Barren Balls or Whipped Fool?

I’m watching a race featuring a horse called Life Is Good. And, the show keeps advertising the widespread lack of concern for human safety; only a handful of cautious souls wear masks. The rest are very vain, wealth-minded people who think this is still summer in 2018, and all is well. As if! Thanks for letting the rest of the world know you are responsible for spreading the deathly variants, you fools who name your horses like computer passwords.

And, Life Is Good won. Good luck enjoying the rest of that life, horse. I’m sure it’s all planned out for you. Though, listening to your owner, I hardly understand what he’s trying to say. I’ve noticed that about people connected to horses; they don’t make much sense; as if they’re speaking a foreign language. It’s infuriating.

I’m playing Pokemon Shield, presently (after taking a break from Pokemon Moon); and I spend WAY too much time thinking up good names for all the various creatures, especially Ponyta/Rapidash. And, now that there are two varieties, the fire type and the fairy/psychic type, it’s doubly challenging to pick good names.

Well, the easiest way for me to name a horse is to think of My Little Pony. That toy/cartoon collection has a number of decent horse names. Applejack, Windy, Moondancer, Minty, Rarity…all good names. Well, better names than Empty Tomb; that’s for sure.

Can you imagine the party after a race won by Empty Tomb? Who attends that? Dentists and morticians? Wealthy thieves who raided the coffers of some rich fool?

Oh, stand a little closer, you vain extroverts who show no concern for public safety, even if you can vouch for being vaccinated, for what that’s worth. Pop some more champagne and wear your lame, tool-fitted white baseball caps. Get some more intimate interviews; talk closer to the microphone; would you? Oh, what a wonderful, safe, fun time we are all having in January. [Just sickening…literally.]

If I am lucky to ever have a horse capable of racing, someday (grant me that hoop dream), I think I will name it Virus and see just how popular he/she becomes. Yeah, that sounds smart of me. I’m sure he/she will be a real winner. And, I’ll be sure to wear my diamond watch and cufflinks to the affair, attended by the hundreds of underlings in my company, who will be so busy capturing everything for their personal/business social media. What a highlight in this life that will be.

It all really makes loving horses so much more difficult. Don’t you think? The prized missiles of the wealthy and hasty instead of a natural wonder we could all learn to appreciate in the wild, doomed to have a shortened life by humans who treat them like sports cars they tire of only a few years later.

15
Jan
20

Writer’s Block 1-15-2020, NAME THAT GHOST!

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HELP!

I am in dire need of name suggestions for ghost characters, male and female.

Have at it.  Give me your best shots.  Any ideas?  I am bone dry.

If you were thinking Boo, Spooki, Haunter, Kooki, Specter, Mysteria or Lorelei, they’re taken…er, not an option.

25
Jan
19

Which of These Is the Best Snake Name? Input Needed

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So, I am working on a story and need a name for a pet snake.  I’ve come up with a short list of names and would like readers’ input.  Which do you prefer for a yellow and white/albino python found in a forest setting during summer vacation?

Summer

Sherwood

Stacy

Whitney

Amber

14
Mar
18

Help Me Think of Names!

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And, get famous (whenever I publish) by having YOUR name (or a pen name you supply for yourself) worked into my latest book (project).  You could wind up a primary character, opposite the protagonist(s), a neighbor, CEO, taxi driver or police officer, for example.

The names I direly need are LAST/FAMILY names.  So, go nuts combining letters, words and/or sounds to get something special.

I am looking for:

  1. A name that incorporates the word “BUN.”  BUN could be any part of the name, start, finish or middle.
  2. A name that incorporates the word “TRESS” or “TRES.”
  3. A name that incorporates the word “LOCKE” or “LOCH.”
  4. A combination of three names (female first, female middle and last/family) that create a word or name with the initials.  IE Jane Ellen Trisket = JET

Submit your ideas to my mailbox (on the contact page) or in the comment section below.

Get brainstorming.




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