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A few jokes I picked up recently. [You may have heard one or two, before.]
A doctor walks into the waiting room of a paranoid patient and sighs.
“How bad is it? How long do I have?” asks the patient, already breaking into a cold sweat.
“Ten,” replies the doctor.
“Ten?!” snaps the patient. “Ten what?! Ten years?! Ten months?! Ten hours?!”
Remaining perfectly still, the doctor says, “…Eight.”
I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you guys didn’t like it.
I had a huge crush on an English teacher, back in my junior year of high school. We became…very close. Years later, I reconnected with and wanted to marry her when she got out of prison. But, apparently, you cannot end a sentence with a proposition.
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