Posts Tagged ‘winter

14
Aug
24

My Closing Olympics Feelings; Paris, France 2024

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Buckle up, readers. This may be a long ride…for an event that comes and goes in two weeks.

Seeing the (Summer) Olympics shift energy from Paris (2024) to L.A (2028)….California…celebrity-capital-U.S.A….I am, once more, as I seem to be after every season of Olympics, torn. I shouldn’t even watch the closing ceremony because it just tears me up. I would both love and hate to be there, love to experience the relief of being able to mingle without the previous pressure to compete, love to get another helping of host-country culture and entertainment (if there is any), love to get one more chance to seal friendships before parting ways. But, also, hate to see everything end, hate to see the flame extinguished (isn’t it just supposed to pass on to the next host nation?…not go out and then start anew?). I get so emotional when THE END approaches…and arrives. I’m the guy who doesn’t enjoy parties much because they eventually end, and the fun, the joy, goes away.

[I’m also not much of a crowd person. Too many unfamiliar faces spoils my comfort. I need to know who is around me, and not knowing enough leaves me edgy; too many unknown variables.]

Consider what I’m about to say as my catharsis for coping with the end of a “good time.”

I’m feeling more of a France fan than I’ve been all my life. This small sampling of what is France has stirred my soul. I’ve been seduced by the simplest of artistry.** I think I get France, now.

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**If I may be blunt, France is no China or Japan (when those two are not suffering from a quarantine). France tries and has lots of creative potential…but it’s not the best composition that I have seen. The elements are there…just not the interwoven story and not quite the level of quality. I saw it in the opening ceremony; I see it, again, in the closing. A little too much Circus of the Sun and Moulin Rouge; the story comes off a bit weak under the weight of random movement and elaborate costumes without distinct, apparent meaning. A knight associated with ancient Greece? A cool female knight…but still a bit confusing. The Far East knows how to lay out a scroll and retell the progression of history, and, for that, I will always respect that region, even if some historical stories run a bit long (and involve too much combat).

Perhaps, France just doesn’t have patience for telling stories. It wants to get on with business. Make things happen, rather than sit around talking about it. So, you want a show? It will be short and lackluster. France wants to get busy with purpose. France isn’t a performer, a talker nor a celebrity of any kind. It’s a quiet, unassuming muse, an elusive unicorn. It wants to evoke something in the minds of others. It blows the smoke of inspiration in your face and then says, “Be creative.” You get it? Good. Now, enough talk. Let’s make something happen. The Moulin Rouge isn’t a Hollywood or Broadway theater; it’s a quick, flashy show before you get on with, before you pursue…other stuff. Entice with an appetizer, and then let’s go. You don’t eat a big meal in France.

[And, that’s why I like Italy. I can eat. France is a butterfly. Italy is a bee.]

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I used to think, as a teenager, France was weak; France was the coward that wouldn’t stand up and fight for what mattered. It only fought when thrust into a world war. France was the kingdom of the elves from Lord of the Rings; the French didn’t get involved in the matters of other races unless provoked, unless threatened. I thought the Statue of Liberty was a highly creative yet pitiful way of handing “the torch” of leadership to the U.S.A. It was “America’s” job, now, to be the global defender and champion.

[I wouldn’t say I think of the U.S.A. as the global defender or champion of anything other than boasting, right now. The U.S.A. has boasted so much for so long that it’s starting to alienate other cultures, it’s own immigrants (at least, those who aren’t sucked in, from head to toe, by the illusion of the “American dream”). Those chasing the dream take on a different path from the average American and never let it go. The U.S.A. has to spend so much time and resources amending for how it offended various peoples, and I’m just waiting in a very long line. It’s sick. It’s kind of like having your way with a prostitute and then trying to make the memory go away by dumping more and more money on someone. How do you get that money? Any way you can; sometimes an inconceivable “swagger” does all the business.]

Just one summer season of the Olympics in France has been enough for me to think otherwise, think more, of France. It’s still not top of my destination list. But, there is something primordially creative at its core which evokes artistry. It may be the cauldron of creativity. Just walking around Paris should be enough to spark the creation of countless books, plays, movies and all sorts of physical art. Perhaps it is the home of Hephaestus and/or Athena. Could it be there summer home? [Ha.]

France isn’t so much weak as it is graceful and reluctant to fight. It’s a bit vain. But, in being that vain and reluctant to fight, it has turned its energies to fueling creativity. And, that aligns with my own creativity. Creation in the mindset of violence or conflict is driven toward weaponry and defense. Creation becomes filling the armory when threatened. We want enough armor and tools to survive and silence the enemy.

France is a swan. A swan doesn’t get its gleaming white feathers dirty or bloody with fighting; it preens and cares for itself and bestows that grace upon those who align with that mindset. When the U.S.A. proved it was a friend in pursuit of peace and had its own creative potential, France gave the Americans a present and a “handshake” of friendship; not the sort of friendship you might want if you are a hot-blooded vanguard of righteousness.

So, in short, as a couple, the U.S.A. and France are not a happy couple. France wants calm, quiet, beauty and grace. And, the U.S.A. can’t calm itself enough to sit still for too long; it has to reach out, get dirty and take chances France won’t. It’s the stay-at-home wife and the adventurous extroverted husband. The U.S.A. tells France to get off its ass and mingle/fight. France tells its American partner to settle down and take it easy; find happiness in quiet moments. The U.S.A. isn’t listening.

Which is why the Olympics coming to the U.S.A., especially the over-glamorized region of modern California, feels really wrong. I don’t have any interest in watching those games. I’ve seen enough “celebrity.” The Olympics arenas of 1984 are not what they are or will be in 2028. You see how they introduce L.A. in the Paris games. There’s nothing humble or subtle, like Paris, in that. It’s typical modern American showboating, with a little subtle hidden message-ry coming from the Red Hot Chili Peppers. If only enough people had the brains to read between the lines.

I have nothing creative to offer L.A. I don’t feel for it. I don’t aspire to reach it, other than for a flimsy hope of having the good fortune countless celebrities have claimed to get from going there. It’s like ads for Las Vegas; so much COULD happen there, if you go…but will it? I’ve been duped before.

L.A. will certainly generate money for the Olympics. But, it’s going to feel so elite, spoiled and like a high-school popularity contest…my nerves pinch at the thought.

Looking forward to 2026 and the WINTER? games, I don’t picture Italy hosting the winter of anything. I thought people who hate cold weather ran to places like that, close to the equator. I don’t imagine Italy covered in snow except, maybe, right around Christmas when it’s time for that big holiday mass. And, even then, I don’t see the snow.

Having a sort of blood tie to Italy gives me another love-hate relationship. I don’t love how the Roman Empire stole from, copied and altered the name of everything Greek. That’s now how I want to be; that’s not me. But, in my blood, I am part Italian…and I have to acknowledge the good and bad of that. I am not easy to get along with, apparently, yet many I’ve met tell me I’m great…for something. When I believe in something, I tend to fight for (or endure and retain hope for) it more than the average person (and don’t always win). I’ve fought for friendship and defending my own feelings against bullies and hecklers. I’ve defended some of my artwork when people didn’t agree with or even remotely respect/approve it. When I encounter injustice at work, I speak up. When people in positions of power misuse their authority, I also make a fuss and/or rebel. [I think I’ve earned my Phrygian hat; wouldn’t you agree?]

I already am getting ideas for Italian artwork. Unlike L.A., it’s easy and feels…good. I may not love all of Italy, but there’s enough spice and flavor there to fuel a few revolutions. If Italy gave the Olympics season its all, it could flatten France. Italy could win on sheer passion alone. In a way, Italy is Ares, the more savage Greek god of war…except it’s not a warring nation, now. It’s driven by conquest; but you don’t see Italy taking down other nations. It doesn’t need to do that, anymore. It’s a self-sustained furnace, it’s own Olympic torch for eternity. I don’t know what keeps it contained and content…but it’s a relatively quiet volcano. Maybe it’s content because it has gorged on good food. Maybe it’s Aphrodite, who some say is the goddess of beauty while others say she’s the goddess of passion. But, while there is beauty in Italy, I wouldn’t say Italy is prettier than some other nations (too many to mention). Italy is passion; it is fire. If you mess with fire, you get burned. In a strange way, I respect and crave Italy’s passion for life. It’s a sustaining, motivating fire. But, that’s also a dangerous fire if it’s not properly attended. Lust is not healthy passion. Vengeance is not often if ever healthy passion (even if we sometimes feel it’s deserved when someone severely upsets us).

Italy evokes pizza and pasta. What does L.A. evoke? Spending money I don’t have? Looking at the excessively large and expensive homes of others? Listening to musicians talk of unhealthy obsessions and habits that no longer align with modern “woke” times? Wishing I was a celebrity? That’s an empty welcome to unhappiness. I will leave L.A. hungry and miss no one. The venue might be a relic surviving the passage of time, but it’s an empty theater that likely gets violated more often than it is respected. It’s a Motel 6 in a box, waiting to be used, again. L.A. and Hollywood get plenty of attention during the year, every year. Hosting an award show isn’t special. It’s just inviting bad habits and heartbreak. People call Paris the city of love, where many claim to fall in love but also where many claim to fall out of it. But, L.A.? I anticipate heartbreak there. The only love there is with wealth and flaunting it.

[I might just ignore the L.A. Summer Olympics, altogether. I don’t see the need for watching. I cannot even imagine that venue finding a respectable mascot. Just…pass.]

That brings my attention to something subtly deceptive about the Olympics. There are hints of something “rigged” in the air, all of the time. I get this feeling like something drives every Olympic event and season. And, no matter what pressure athletes put upon and endure themselves, it doesn’t impact what is already in motion.

A skateboarder gets the majority of attention in the games of Paris, right before he is welcome like a king in the next set, in L.A. It doesn’t matter what he does; he’s already golden in the eyes of the U.S.A. The same goes for certain gymnasts, who dominate broadcast TV time, along with all of the ads for AI that try to paint warm, inspiring pictures with little kids watching their stars perform, continuing the cycle of chasing the gold (not finding lasting companionship, chasing the gold), padded with images of people comforting the athletes, supporting them and tending their “wounds.” I don’t see it. I don’t have to see it. It’s decided. He’s the one. She’s the one.

If they disappoint, they were set up. Some other nation put up more money to tip the scales in their favor; that’s my suspicion. It’s all about money. The joining of nations in peace and harmony is secondary. The latter is anticipated as diversion by those working out the former.

Athletes aren’t just pieces of metal honed by their own passion and practice; they’re bought and sold and thinned to an elite group of sponsored race cars. The select get painted like movie stars on posters and other “merch.”

The current sort of Olympics is like going to McDonald’s (or Las Vegas); you are supposed to enjoy the music and setting, but be sure to put your money down on something (not entirely healthy) to ingest and try not to leave a mess before you leave. You’re not there to live in Candyland. You just need to be distracted and enticed enough to spend. Take your host-nation swag and go home; the cruise is over. Thanks for spending your earnings, if you did. Thanks for feeding the sponsors and tourism that pay for the athletes to compete to satisfy their financial support system. [‘Kind of sounds like buying a bookie to bet on race horses for us.]

You might view the Olympics as a more elaborate form of the Oscars. It definitely draws a larger crowd…to talk about awards. And, thankfully, there’s no big deal about what you’re wearing. Most likely, it wasn’t designed by a big-name fashion designer. Well, maybe the stuff from your sponsoring nation is; can you help that? Can you ignore it? Can you go without it? Nah. You have to represent; right? The evaluating entities of the Olympics hand out fewer gold prizes than the Oscars…but how does the hype and gossip compare? Which gets more talk about the prizes, the Olympics or the Oscars?

Talk buzzes around so many athletes I DO see, even though they don’t get the gold. I’ve seen some jaw-dropping and dazzling performances that didn’t get the coveted prize. I heard someone say that girl was the crowd favorite (she certainly dazzled me)…but she didn’t win anything she can hold in her hands.

[I know. I know! There are so many metaphors in my head, right now, for what she CAN hold in her heart and take with her, even if they aren’t physical objects made of metal and fabric.]

What did they accomplish by competing and risking their bodies? Shouldn’t that say something? Is one athlete really less for not winning a medal? But, how do you get so much buzz about three prizes and not slight those who were only nominated? And, if we don’t have the three prizes to chase, why do we compete?

Just having fun together doesn’t seem like something that compels people to invest, to spend. It sounds like a big, lavish party, and you might feel bad if you’re not able to come or even invited.

What do you say to people who invested in you and maybe put you in commercials…just to come home with nothing? Or, is every athlete put into commercials guaranteed some prize, in the end? Maybe they don’t get the gold, this round, but they get it in the “redemption” season. And, if that fails to work? What then? Does failure actually happen or are palms greased? I sadly really do wonder.

[I don’t think three prizes may be enough. I think other medals are deserved, as well.]

Yet, there is SO much talk about medal counts and getting the gold. It’s insanity. What a waste of time, talent and energy the Olympics becomes when we give so much to talk of the gold medals and the celebrities injecting themselves into the games. Why do athletes end up in therapy or crumble when they no longer can compete? Part of it, I imagine, comes from the separation, the filtering of what is Olympic magic/illusion and what is reality. The Olympics creates identity crises; not because it has always been that way but because of how “celebrity” it has become and how much technology has honed the attention of judges. What was probably once a more confusing and vague assessment of skills has become put under a microscope.

If we could just boil down the Olympics to its basics, its core, doesn’t it make sense that the medal chase may be the very problem that persists? The coming together of nations would still be there without the medal chase, but you’d also have less pressure to dislike people. You’d have less psychological aftermath. But, I suppose, this would be more of a world fair than a competition…wouldn’t it? If only…

I think the medals were intended to offer some measure of status, to identify who was the best in any given sport. But, I don’t think they were intended to be decided by millimeters and fractions of seconds. I don’t think they were meant to be taken away when an appeal for a better judgement of scores comes a few seconds later than stated in a document. Isn’t there a better way to hand out medals and keep athletes from self-destructing?

This might floor some people who, even like me, have become sort of hooked on the supposed intended spirit of the Olympics. But, I wonder if we even need the competition, anymore. The world is competitive enough, already. People fight for jobs like scraps of food. People lose jobs even faster over so many little (and some big) matters. Almost every day, we hear or see something that evokes competition. Even gaming cannot be as fun as it has become competitive. You hear people talk about being competitive…but do you hear them say they are fun or having fun, as much?

Of course, past Olympic athletes (at least, the former medal winners) pitch to keep the cycle going; they become commentators and/or probably get some kind of royalty pay from being connected to the games. They don’t have the same pressures put on their bodies when they felt they had to compete…but there are still pressures, thanks to their participation. When I hear a former competitor say they can’t get enough Olympics, I hear, “Keep investing money in what keeps food on my table and new clothes in my walk-in wardrobe or ample supply of luggage as I continue to circulate the globe like a tourist/celebrity.”

Hey, weren’t you…yep. Give that competitor some money. Support the Olympic troops. Is there a wounded veteran Olympian fund? You’re Joe Nameth; thy name is investor-funded civilian.

We need a global festival that brings people together. And, yes, we may need some form of activity to unleash pent-up stress. But, when that activity gets put under the microscope of advanced computer speculation, it loses some of its appeal. If I play volleyball and hear someone say I could have performed better if I just took a tenth of a step to the right when I served, I’d be annoyed. I’d lose all the fun of the game and give up, eventually.

Technology and speculation takes the fun out of everything. As does too much focus on competition and pressure to be “number one.” The saying goes around; no one remembers who came in second or third. They remember the gold winners.

I recall seeing a movie some time ago…or maybe it was Game of Thrones…when someone asked what had happened to the ancient gods. Why did the gods vanish? I think they lost interest in humankind when we could no longer give them reverence and got lost in our obsession with updating technology. [So…is Hermes or Hephaestus to blame?]

The spirit of the Olympics continues to be a flickering and waning flame. It’s not healthy. It’s not bright and full of rejuvenating life. It’s a sickly illusion of what was. It’s a good time for one IOE president to retire, as good of a guy as he seems ot have been. Retiring in the summer of Paris? How much better can one guy get? It’s a bed of roses for that guy. I don’t know what that means for the future; turning over jobs doesn’t seem to be going well in any area of existence. But, one can hope.

So, it makes sense that I get so emotional. It’s not just seeing something potentially great for everyone come and go so swiftly. It’s also secretly knowing, realizing something is still wrong, lingering, and needing repair. But, how do we do that?

[Right now, we’re NOT making the Olympics better, other than finding more possible camera angles and equipment to capture every move. We’re just kind of glossing over them as we get swept away in waves of technology and “feeds.” Even Alanis Morissette, looking really good right now, is, on one hand, giving a pitch for better communication as a species, and, on the other, selling cellphones that offer apps that alter how you communicate. Ironic…I think. Come on, selling cellphones, no matter what the companies pitch, isn’t improving the problem caused by cellphones. Just as no silver-tongued pitch for world unity is going to be improved by the very AI you’re actually selling.]

The following is less about the Olympics and more of a personal purge. But, at its core, is discontent with what is supposedly representing the epitome of world harmony, a time and place we can put our anger and unhappiness aside…if only it was.

What do I do with these thoughts of improvement I continually have? I judge and I judge and I judge…and I talk to myself because no one wants to hear it. What good is that kind of thinking? I see potential in what I’m shown and want to improve upon it…to dazzle the world much the way the best athletes do in these games…and I can do nothing or not enough to please myself. I am stuck; I am handicapped.

Part of me wants to run. Like Forrest Gump, I want to hit the road and not stop until I am utterly cramped up and exhausted. Hopefully, I have the good sense to get home before I collapse, as he did in the movie. Or, I want to take up break dancing and jerk and spin myself crazy until I am a lump of bones and flesh gasping for air on the ground. I am discontent with the state of the world (and my own little part, my family and lack of friends). I see illusions of happiness, like the grass greener on the other side, but also too many ugly truths coming out…squashing the fantasies.

Is it possible the majority of information bombarding my eyes and brain is directed toward some sinister goal of shutting humanity down in the most subversive way? Is some tech giant trying to shut me and everyone else this data hits down, to let technology take that place? I wonder…because I see so few sure-footed happy paths to take in life. I hear people talk about what will get me to happiness and fulfillment…but I don’t see the path, completely. So, I could, as I’ve done in the past, venture in this direction or that, and come to a decision I cannot confidently make. I’m not much of a gambler, alone.

What remains of the Olympic flame? Hope. Hope that “tomorrow” will be better than today; that’s what I retain as I venture on, searching for whatever it is that will make my existence feel complete. Others chase medals and hope that will finance happiness, after countless hours of training, repetition and anaylsis, scrutiny and self-torture.

I live in a place that occasionally has a festival for some particular culture. There are Italian, Greek, Polish and other festivals. But, they are little more than a meeting place for single people, double-dating couples and families who are desperate for eating out (not at home). You get a hint of music, a hint of culture and a handful of vendors selling food. It’s not much of a festival. Even our “state fair,” which combines all of those other festivals into one location and short stack of days, lacks something; it’s a lot of people crowded into a heated space, late in summer, dragging their feet in search of something to satisfy their needs. The music and theater of the state fair is better than the smaller fairs, but that’s about it, and even that theater seems to disappoint some. The Olympics seems like a bit more than a big assembly of vendors. It certainly is more culturally diverse. I’m just not sure, alone, what to do with it (and have yet to be present to experience one, other than watching it unfold and vanish on TV).

Hey, France (and any other nation that chooses to hear me). How about we organize an Olympics of artistry and forget the whole physical contest and concern for things like steroids. ‘Sound good? I am sure athletes, too, would benefit from the art therapy and not end up PTSD or physical-therapy spokespeople pitching every kind of pain killer under the sun.

Other than the icon on various pieces of equipment, I didn’t see what I expected of this “Marianne” around Paris…so this is what I envisioned.  A Marianne sampler (in addition to pictures I included in a previous post).  The first image has eyes on the next Olympics destinations.

Right now, people are studying a black hole, at the center of the universe, slowly sucking in everything we now, consuming and erasing it. What kind of life is that? We’re slowly losing sight of life and analyzing impending doom. That’s not very Olympian.

I don’t look for how to put out the flame. I look for how to keep the spirit of positive union going. United states? United kingdoms? United provinces? Bah. United nations. A united planet not self-destructing and looking for other worlds to colonize, to conquer. But, looking at how so many relationships crumble, holding onto such unifying thoughts seems…senseless. [Yet, still, I won’t devote my time to studying impending death nor live on “feeds.”]

I’m shutting up, now. 😛

07
Feb
22

The Masked Price of the Olympics

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This year, 2022, there is sufficient buzz about the unpleasant politics and inhumane behavior under the snowy surface of the Beijing winter Olympics. Some people are particularly agitated and claiming this will be a stain on Olympic history. They say the IOC has been corrupted and bent to the sway of profits and commercialism, as if this is something new. With so much focus on the global economy, why WOULDN’T handing the reins to China happen? That’s like asking why the USA gets to call the shots when it comes to who has use and ownership of nuclear weapons.

The USA has plenty of history in inhumane behavior; so now that porcelain China shows some rotting ivories, it’s the enemy of all humanity? It’s Nazi Germany? The IOC, however that works, took the easy road and let the biggest financial source on the east side run the show for two years out of the past twenty-two. Big deal. [Well, if China has any sort of military/financial merger in the works with presently hostile-looking Russia and Mr. Putin, it could be a big deal…for everyone. Yet, that’s just the regular cup of coffee in global news; two nations reaching an agreement that scares the rest of the world like birds on a wire.] And, what happens when the USA or Canada gets the reins, again? What if someone digs up dirt on the west side? Ooh. I’m shaking in wonder.

Certain nations refused to send political figures to Beijing as a sort of boycott, trying to make a statement. China supposedly responded by attempting to appear innocent of any crime in the public eye…and re-using a song from the previous Olympics for one of their world-unification displays. [I thought that was rather tacky.] And, regardless of what people in suits and ties fail to agree upon, the games go on with so many highly (and some poorly) trained athletes risking their lives in more ways than one to get a slice of fame, income and glory, branded with logos and sponsorships, stalked by cameras. Is it any wonder any one of them crumbles under the pressure?

Under the clouds of racial and political discontent, there are the same athletic struggles and stumbles seen year after year; athletes, sometimes, just failing from lousy weather/course conditions. If I go back and look at every Olympics season, I’m sure to see someone suffer some sort of emotional, psychological fracture. One “perfect” athlete, in particular, chose to make a spectacle of herself by driving drunk. Another turned to violence against a competitor. Others suffer some sort of shocking health crisis which I doubt any sponsor wants to advertise and/or fund; it reminds me of those ads for the “wounded warriors.” The “racehorses,” who get pumped up to the highest level of pressure for the entertainment and gambling of others, go from the spotlight to rehab and misery; and we just keep moving on from season to season, sending more “warriors” to the slaughter. Fun!

Just as I am writing this piece, I am watching the national news representative(s) repeatedly stab a particularly dazzling, beautiful, fiery blonde starlet with icy shards of doubt and discouragement for making one mistake in one race of one event in which she is eligible to compete. Who, other than myself, thinks she will have a psychological breakdown, especially after being spotlighted for coping with the grief of losing a parent? Come on, humanity! Show your shining star some compassion!

Idiots, with your stupid repetitive questions about her one lackluster performance! Shut the freak up and let her ski! I’m giving you a 98% deduction for being near-complete morons. You’re not even worthy of being complete morons; you’re still imperfect. What separates you from complete morons? No one knows. Live with that. Or, better yet, get yourselves involved in some stupid cancel-culture scandal and just go away.

Most of the time, most seasons, the real disasters faced by “star” athletes get washed out by the talk of technical errors, medal counts and the general push for tourism, advertising the host nation and other vacation venues around the world…because, it seems, whenever it’s Olympics season, it’s also vacation/travel season. Everyone is pushing everyone to get out there, explore the world and fuel the global economy, including those sponsors who are placing bids on all the young (and a few not-so-young) racehorses otherwise known as Olympic competitors. So, what’s the big deal with one host nation having poor ethics and making faulty promises in the big scheme of commercialized competition?

Personally, if I wanted to boycott an Olympics, I’d refuse to send my nation’s athletes as well as my political elite. Just skip the games, completely. Sorry, athletes, your insane amount of rehearsing, physical training, rehab, building up the hopes of sponsors and promotional efforts were in vain. You have to understand that politics got in the way of you enjoying the spirit of global peace and friendly competition. That is…if the Olympics ARE a source of global peace and friendly competition.

How friendly is competition so strongly operated by commercial sponsors? How friendly is competition in which athletes run the risk of ruining their bodies for life just to get a tenth-of-a-point edge above their competitors? And, how are athletes from every nation that can send them supposed to feel the unifying spirit of the Olympics when their every move and breath is under scrutiny and threatened by questionable leadership?

If I was a competitor in the Beijing winter games, and someone filled my head with all of the political unrest circling the host nation, not to mention the prevailing concerns over general health and the whole COVID-19 scare, I’d be sufficiently afraid to even set foot in China. One wonders what gives so many the courage to compete, considering the circumstances. Is it all concern over finances? Is an athlete’s paycheck from temporary, fleeting stardom worth the risk, better than getting a regular job? [And, if that last bit is true, what does that say about the global economy? It sucks? Jobs, in general…suck?] Is it like a $100 gift card to get a not-very-effective vaccine shot? Are fears for safety and security washed away by financial promises from gambling sponsors? And, how is the competition still fun when so much is “riding on the line” and a tiny mistake can separate stardom from “nothing?”

Once upon a time, the Olympics were a truce between warring factions of the world, a break from the usual conflict over land ownership with the hope of dissolving animosity with fair and non-lethal competition, a little amusement to break up the quarrels over who makes a better king or emperor and who gets to enslave the people of a land that looks like easy prey. They were not the deadly contests of Roman gladiators. No one was being thrown to the lions. And, no one mistreated the lions for sport or commercial gain.

If you look at recent Olympics, you might see a few casualties who are essentially lion food when they leave the host nation. Of course, there are also those rare champion, legend stories of athletes who suffer horribly one year and then pick themselves back up to win some sort of medal or prize in another Olympics. But, those are truly rare cases. And, the media like to make everyone watching think anyone who breaks their body into a million pieces or suffers the big bad “C” can recover and be the next shining star, be that next contender to wear a suit covered in the logos of financial backers who all want a piece of the glory achieved by one fragile human being.

So, you see, while some are so furiously concerned with politics and inhumane treatment THIS year, we are neglecting the racehorses who often enough suffer just as badly. Some might be kept in prisons and/or forced to work under unpleasant conditions. But, even the most prized athletes are coming out of the shadows of their training spaces to expose equally troubling secrets, sometimes years after they were shining so brightly in the spotlight. And, it wasn’t a high-ranking political figure who deserved the blame; it was someone on the training staff.

The Beijing 2022 Winter Olympics are nothing special; they certainly are not as shiny as the 2008 edition. But, I have yet to see a single Olympics in which everything went perfectly or was completely innocent and entertaining. Every year there is something that leaves me a little sour. On that note, I don’t aspire to appear in any Olympics competition…but I’d sure love to be in that stadium at the opening and closing ceremonies, befriending people from around the world who share my passions, ideally initiating friendships that I can carry with me the rest of my life.

The best of every Olympics comes in the little moments you see happen between athletes from competing nations, when two individuals, working so hard to earn the most coveted medal, share friendly words and affectionate gestures. Differences fold under the emotional weight of relief. The temporary rivals know the fight is over, and friendship is free to begin. And, that is the true medal, the real prize of every Olympics games. You can’t capture it with a drone or cellphone camera. You can’t wear it around your neck or on a nylon jacket; you wear it in your heart. No sponsor can claim credit or take any money from that. It’s the best of humanity; it’s eternal hope for our future. And, that is what I prefer to be the focus of my Olympics experience. It’s not gold, silver or bronze. It’s priceless.

23
Oct
20

EVERYONE! PROTECT YOUR PUMPKINS!

Dear readers and random scrollers of digital feeds,

It has come to my attention that this year’s pumpkin crop is in terrible danger!!…

FROM SQUIRRELS!!!

AIEEEEEEE!!!

Yes, those tiny, cute terrors are running amok, tearing up porch pumpkins, left and right…and center, evennn. No gourd is safe from their ravaging little fangs. Not even fresh seeds seem sufficient to satisfy their ravenous appetites.

If you haven’t noticed, the fuzzy rodents have been extra frisky, this year. I expect a big boost in their population next spring.

Be advised to check the tails of your local squirrel population. If the tails are quite bushy, we may be in for a colder-than-usual or longer-than-usual winter. If the tails are relatively flat, then you can rest easy, knowing the winter will be mild/short.

BUSHY = COLD AND/OR LONG WINTER

LEAN = MILD AND/OR SHORT WINTER

I’ve heard spraying pumpkins with a vinegar solution can deter the squirrels, but I don’t want to turn my pumpkins into German potato salad.

THEY’RE COMING FOR YOU!…R PUMPKINS.
He just wants what is his! Can’t you understand?! He has mouths to feed! And, what you’ve got is never enough!

THE SQUIRRELS THAT ATE CHICAGO!

Coming to a theater near you; part of a double feature with It’s the Sad Pumpkin, Charlie Brown.

05
Dec
16

One Last Stocking Hurrah

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The supposed rush of the holiday shopping season has come and gone.  And, all of the stockings were well picked over.  But, as you make your way over trails of debris from crazy careless shoppers, ignoring the flickering fluorescent lights and droning Muzak, you find a surprisingly colorful selection of stockings still on their hooks, next to what’s left of the wreaths and Christmas lights.

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Unfortunately, this store isn’t putting anything on clearance for another few weeks.  But, some of these are too good to pass up.  I know which ones I’d get.

28
Nov
16

Stocking Up on Holiday Art

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While I am busy in my elfin workshop with stocking/boot designs galore, I would also like to feature some of the general holiday art to leave my desk.  If you’re good kids, you’ll see more and find some in the Chat Cafe space all winter long.

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Princess Zelda bookmark

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Zelda and Link ornament, plain

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Zelda and Link ornament, snowy

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vinyl record

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cheerleader silhouette

Flourishing beauty

snow globe silhouette

03
Feb
16

Sweater Season; Let’s Get It Awn!

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I love winter for few reasons.  One, women wear some of the finest sweaters at this time.  In simple celebration of that and the approach of Valentine’s Day, I whipped these up.  [I have no idea why these have to be thumbnails or why my extra wide images cannot be made to fit the protocols here…which is why I am seeing strange endless rows of question marks on the post?]

30
Dec
15

Get Your SCARESNOW Today!

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Pete:  Hey!  Something’s burning!

[Pete runs down the street to his neighbor Jim’s house where what looks like a scarecrow has been set on fire.  Jim stands nearby with a can of gasoline and a fireplace wand.] 

Pete:  What do you call that thing, Jim? 

Jim:  Hey, Pete!  It’s my SCARESNOW!

Pete:  Your SCARESNOW? 

Jim:  Yeah!  Cuz I don’t want to see ANY of that white sh@! on the ground this year!

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30
Dec
15

You Wanna Know How Much I Hate Snow?

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You wanna know how much I hate snow?

How it makes travel, especially foot and road traffic perilous…even deadly?

How it turns into back-breaking cement and takes lives by heart attack?

How mean kids torture their prey by stuffing nonviolent faces into the icy crap?

How it can inflict pain and rash upon the skin, rivaled only by sunburn?

How it can freeze, bursting pipes and ravaging roads treated with salt?

So, to all you dreamers out there who think snow, the white reaper of winter, is the romantic cousin of a gentle spring rain, I’ve got one thing to say to you…

Get help.

Send help.

If you want to experience snow, take your chances traveling somewhere void of human life. Come prepared for anything. VISA might take you there, but it won’t get you out. And, good luck meeting a pretty yuki-onna while you’re lost in the blinding, freezing wilderness.

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09
Dec
15

Nice Weather in December!

Ka-l00!  Ka-lay!

It looks like we will be having mild winter weather today…and the rest of the week!  I want to kick up my heels and run through the streets like Jimmy Stewart in a holiday film I usually do not watch while wishing they’d air National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation and A Christmas Story on local access/broadcast TV, again.

Whoopiiiiiiiiiie!

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Thanks, pretty weather lady!

15
Dec
14

What Is Christmas About? –Steve Martin SNL style–

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Looking at the pictures I find in my art scrapbook, a place where I go to drum up e-cards for those I meet and/or know online, I occasionally drift away with thoughts of jingle bells among other things. The holidays can be so commercial. And, I ask myself, “What is Christmas about?”

“Well,” I tell myself. “Christmas is about…”

The birth of the son of God, otherwise known as Jesus (for those who believe in the story). It’s his birthday above all else. Not the presents, shopping or Black Friday hype.

Ya know. Just thinking about Christmas conjures so many images! What would a winter holiday (for those who have it in winter) be without lovely women in cozy sweaters, sweater coats and festive sweatshirts you just want to cuddle til their arms fall off?! Oh, and all the stylish boots they have to pick from! So many boots.
So, Christmas is about beautiful women in cuddle-licious winter apparel…
And, the birthday of Jesus. Let’s not forget that.

But, I’m being self-centered. Maybe you don’t care for women in cozy-riffic winter apparel. Maybe you’re more interested in festive decor (indoors and/or outdoors): the trees, the lights, the candles, the artificial snow, the wreaths, the mistletoe, the stockings hung by the chimney with care, the coal, the chestnuts, the bells, the carolers, the lampposts, more artificial snow, the greeting cards from Christmases past and present, the fake presents, the birds and berries. Maybe you’d go so far as to wrap yourself in tinsel and hang ornaments from your ears! Hmm? Too much? What is too much, anyway?

So, Christmas is about decorating the house til your eyes bleed red, white and green. [Well, for those who decorate, anyway.]
Not for me. No. For me, it’s about all the beautiful women of the world in cuddle-uptuous winter apparel…
And, Jesus. It’s his birthday. Ya know? Show some respect. Don’t forget the Nativity set while you’re searching the attic, basement, garage and/or closets. That’s the most important piece, if you’re respecting the core of Christmas.

What about the kids and kids at heart? Maybe you’re the Kris-Kringle-coming-down-the-chimney-with-his-sack-of-goodies-to-grab-some-cookies-and-milk type. So, for you, Christmas is about a chubby bearded guy in a red and white suit coming to your homes to deliver presents before enjoying your holiday cookies with a cool glass of milk.

W-Wait. Didn’t I start this piece by mentioning jingle bells? And, what about snow? I know some of you down south might have your Christmas festivities in hot summer weather. But, I cannot imagine Christmas without jingling sleigh bells and gently falling snow covering the landscape in powdered sugar on a peaceful night. Just think of all the Christmas music people put out every year. Oh, my gosh! I forgot about caroling! ‘Can’t get enough versions of Deck the Halls and Jingle Bells; can we? Do you ever hear holiday carols with hot desert winds and seagulls squeaking over a swishing surf? [If you’re lucky, there might be one or two.]

So, if you forgot eeeeverything else: the women in winter apparel, the fat guy bringing you stuff down your chimney (or however he gets in there if you don’t have a chimney), the caroling, the cookies…and Jesus. Well, don’t forget him if you’re going to call it Christmas. But, Christmas is also about jingle bells on a sleigh swishing across a carpet of soft white snow on a silent starry night.

–Back off, Rudolph! You, too, Burl Ives snowman. I know. I’m sure I’ll get to you holiday movie icons soon enough. Go sit down with Ralphie, Charlie, Rex and Herb, Garfield and Clark. And, keep your hands off Mrs. Griswold.

…What were we talking about, again? My mind just drifted into this picture of a woman with lovely brown hair sitting in her cuddly white sweater coat while the snow gently falls outside her picture window. That’s what it’s all about, folks. Christmas is about women in cuddle-tastic winter apparel.

And, Jesus.

And, hot cocoa. Lots of hot cocoa.

Happy holidays from Writingbolt.




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