Posts Tagged ‘wood

28
Jan
25

Happy Year of the Wood Snake 2025/4725

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Or, you could say the year of the snake in the grass…because that’s how it feels.  ‘So much shady government action happening.  So, stay alert, but also be open to transformation, renewal and spiritual growth.   Or, so I’m told.

Lucky colors?  You’ll notice most of them in my pictures, below.  [Though, I also read white and brown are not good this year?…yet a game my nephews play used a white snake for the special event.  Hmm.]  But, I read somewhere purple is also good this year?  If that’s true, great for me.  And, pink?  One nephew will be happy about that.  If anyone really knows the true lucky color list, feel free to correct me.

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09
Feb
24

Happy Year of the Wood Dragon, 2024/4724

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A fresh breeze blows across the calm waters of 2023, ushering in new growth and development.  Get ready for a breezy year of productivity, new concepts and competition.  It’s the year of the Wood Dragon.  Dragons are showy, bold and a little reckless.  But, if you’re smart, you won’t be reckless…while still being plenty brave and competitive.  If you’re an introvert, impress backstage and in the utility room.  Be useful and clever whenever possible.  If you’re lucky, you’ll solve problems and maybe impress the right people with your creative problem-solving skills.  I’ve heard things about new and refreshed romance…but I don’t think much of that being any better than any other year.  Whatever you do, don’t be lazy, slow or careless.  Or, if you must, buckle up for a wild ride.

Woosh!

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18
Aug
21

Arigato, Tokyo…for Your “Wooden” Olympics

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So…that happened; the Tokyo 2021 (2020) Summer Olympics.  As I write this, a little later than anticipated, the Paralympics should be starting or has just started.  The *first* closing ceremony aired some days ago…about a week, ago?  My memory sucks, lately, and I am not one who rapidly looks things up online…even though I am online, now……anyway.  As usual, the Olympics fly by faster than I can breathe or think, and I am left wanting more.

Unfortunately, local broadcast television just cannot “cut it.”  There is not a good enough showcase of all the different events.  Cable TV is better, but, still, I cannot juggle the stations to get enough of what I want to see.  I cannot schedule the Olympics around my lackluster life.  Though I could record most events aired, I’d still not make the time to watch all of them before the closing ceremony.  I want too much from every Olympics…plain and simple.  I am full-on Olympic-spirited and cannot get enough in the two-week time slot, just like I cannot limit myself in Pokémon games; my boxes are FULL!  [Help me.]

Also, unfortunately, the closing ceremony–aside from a lovely showcase of cultural costumes….the kimonos and that one drummer’s outfit, not the “rag-tag troupe” costumes those “park” people were wearing–was lacking.  Most of the performers looked like they shopped out of a dumpster and slapped scraps together.  But, the kimono variety was delicious; I particularly liked the silvery/foil one and the blue-and-white butterfly ones with the red obi sashes.

Where was I?  I got hypnotized by the lovely singer with tassel earrings.  Oh.

The best moment of the closing ceremony had to be the opening light show.  The merging of light energies to form the Olympic rings was a powerful scene which could have summed up the entire show.  The rest was secondary.  The ending felt more like The Sound of Music than Japan saying sayonara (or “arigato” in this case).  If you saw the first five minutes, you are good.  If Tokyo offers the kimono showcase in some online shopping venue, that would also be great, though I didn’t really see any kimonos I, a man, would appreciate.  The women, as usual, just look…great.

I just feel like Japan has SO much to offer, including advanced technology and the roots of many video games.  I am rather disappointed there wasn’t some appearance of the mascots–which, to be fair, are not the best characters (I’ve seen)–and/or familiar cartoon/video-game characters.  There could have been better use of video and computer screens.  Empty seats could have been filled the way they’ve recently done with WWE wrestling shows, having a “live” PC-screen audience.  It still would have been tidy and safe…just a bit more expensive, I suppose.

All disappointment aside, I am MOST grateful to have seen such a WOODEN Olympics.  Even though it had to happen during the worst time in my lifetime (let’s hope), I was personally awed by the prominent presence of wooden elements in the games.  Yes, world, Tokyo gave us all wood…in abundance.

Domo arigato, beloved Tokyo.  I cherish your culture.  It wasn’t your best.  But, I am thankful, all the same.   [You’ll knock everyone’s socks off…next time.]

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26
Jul
21

Tokyo Summer Olympics 2020/2021, Opening Ceremony in Review

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So, that happened.

I have said that, before, after previous Olympics ceremonies.  Accidents happen.  Technical difficulties happen.  What was intended to be a beautiful musical composition does not sound nice.  And, a torch of some sort is lit.  That would seem to be the average outcome since 2008’s epic Beijing opening.  Any opening ceremony before 2008 is a blur to me…except for the stellar torch lighting by the Greeks, using the flaming arrow to deliver the flame.  [It’s rather hard to top that one.]

Tokyo’s 2021 (classified as 2020, negating the impact of the current crisis) opening ceremony tried its best to delight under pressured conditions.  And, surprisingly, it managed a few highlights worth repeat watching.  I expected more in some areas and less in others.  I did not think the parade would happen and that the whole ceremony would be cut from five and a half? hours to two or less.  But, aside from the lack of crowd participation (no typical cameras flashing constantly from countless seats in the dark; no shouts and whistling), all of the desired elements were there…well, almost.

What was missing?

Back in 2016, Rio gave audiences a humorous and dazzling glimpse of what to expect from Tokyo in 2020.  That very technical trailer sparked a creative explosion inside me, some of which has painted itself on my blog space (in previous posts).  There were hints of video games and anime.  I…kind of…expected to see more of that in the opening ceremony.  But, the Prime Minister did NOT appear in his Mario costume.  There was no Pac-Man (or Puck-Man) simulation on the CG floor or around the stadium.  No one danced in a Hello Kitty mascot costume.  There are two MASCOTS for the season, and they did not appear, at all, during the opening ceremony.

At a previous Olympics ceremonies, there have been…technical difficulties which are both disappointing and remotely comical.  I do not think Tokyo’s most recent mistake was intended nor a spoof of any previous accident.  During the PICTOGRAMS (just making sure I spell it right; not “pictographs”) segment, there was a fairly obvious stumble with the Badminton display.  [I thought it was Tennis when I first saw the segment.]  I couldn’t resist a loud AWWH!  I knew what the performers were attempting, and it pained me to see them falter.  After all, the Olympics are known for feeding perfectionism.  SO much pressure to be perfect.  And, Japan is noted for being detail-oriented…with all of its precise origami folds.

Yet, the PICTOGRAMS segment is a must-watch moment.  [I watched it five times the day it aired.]

Also among the better moments, I was awed–as many who watched probably were–by the DRONES converting the Tokyo Summer Olympics 2020 logo into a…er…slightly rotating…globe above…er…slightly to one side of the main stadium.  I think TV viewers had a better view than the people in the stadium.  WHY was the drone globe not directly over the “crowd?”  Fear of falling drones?  Drone exhaust concerns?  Do drones make exhaust?  Anyway.  A beautiful image and use of technology paired with a song that is not particularly a personal favorite yet one that–with singers from around the world (singing in English?)–definitely generated a harmonizing fire, drawing all nations together.

Yes.  Let’s gather close together; everyone, now.  Oh, did we mention you should be wearing MASKS?  Well…maybe you can lower those masks for 30 seconds, now, when you’re on the medal ceremony platforms.  But, wait.  What are those athletes in the parade doing?  I see a number of bold faces NOT wearing masks…or failing to wear their masks, properly.  Some people seemed to think not covering their noses was a fairly good idea.  I know.  Temperatures have been on the rise.  The stadium heats up even faster with fire and active bodies.  But…masks, people.  Masks.  Safety for everyone.

In a parade where FLAG BEARERS were asked to enter the stadium in coed couples, not every nation seemed able to follow suit.  But…it was a nice idea!  Couples carrying the flags of their nations, together.  If we could try that, again, next time, maybe bearers would be more coordinated.  Maybe nations would plan ahead.  Still, some got into the spirit of the moment and made the most of it.  I bow with admiration to them.  I also give respect to the nations that tried to honor Tokyo with their outfits and accessories (like those trendy hand fans).  Nice work.

The brave and lucky “few” who entered the stadium were treated to a blizzard of paper birds.  [I hope those were safe to handle.]  How cool was that…cool souvenirs…and they made me think of a fun way to exchange notes with participants/audience members.  But…maybe not under crisis conditions.  Sigh.

Backing up to the beginning, there was a lovely image of a single figure “sprouting” into action (appearing like a plant sprout which blossomed into more and more active bodies).  This soon became a bit confusing and crowded by a group of what looked like mold spores or cheese globs connected to a red geometric shape which contracted and expanded across the field.  There was some mention of a unifying force.  But, all I saw was a Covid-19 explosion draining the vitality from the scene.  The “red” did not look like a happy, unifying force.  It looked and sounded dismal.

Later, there was another segment boasting “unity” and “diversity, featuring a number of Japanese “kids” in odd bowl-cut wigs and a number of colored blocks.  [This preceded the drone display, I think.]  I understood the basic…thought.  But, the whole lacked something.  It felt a bit “slapped-together.”  Still, it inspired me to craft a similar segment for a future opening/closing ceremony (if I ever have the opportunity to work with a creative team for such a project).

COMMERCIALS.  Who would have guessed commercials would make a greater effort to entertain this year?  I don’t remember enjoying commercials as much in previous years.  I just remember ads for credit-card companies featuring athletes purchasing various things.  They were not very clever…but very obvious.  Yes.  Okay.  Visa.  Got it.  But, this year, I was actually amused by “junk sleep,” by a talking car that drives itself and winks (though I can never quite hear “her” name, clearly), by a “tomorrow” that produces a shoe from a seed and finding a needle–er, phone–in a haystack.  ‘Plenty of amusing ads, as if I was watching the (American) Super Bowl.  And, yeah, there were those obvious credit-card ads, too.  But, apparently, Toyota is really filling the space, taking up the load like the metal ox.

KABUKI?  Yes!  PIANO?  No.  The brief showcase of kabuki theater was a nice touch but poorly explained.  Or, rather, I didn’t quite understand the effort.  But, man, that guy was toting a big sword!  And then, there was the “prodigy” piano portion which…if I may be frank…did nothing for me.  Okay, this might be a tad rude, but…I can rapidly hit piano keys, too!  Just watch!  That’s how the performance felt to me; a girl pounding the keys as fast as she could, like the tap dancer that preceded her tried to impress with his fast feet.  If I don’t feel the rhythm, it’s just hectic pacing.  Sorry.  [I did like the pianist’s appearance, though.]

If I heard correctly, the TORCH RELAY was cancelled for reasons related to the current health crisis.  I don’t understand how an outdoor relay would be any more hazardous than the one inside the stadium which blended “Paralympics” athletes with the more able-bodied variety.  [Did anyone catch the old man getting a “wedgie?”  I know, he needed help walking…but, seriously, he was given a “wedgie!”]  Maybe there was concern for crowds gathering around the relay runners?  Then, I could understand the concern.  But, if people were told to stay home/indoors and merely observe the relay on TV/devices…wouldn’t that have worked?  After all the talk about wood from all parts of Japan being brought together to make so many things, including the main stadium, why WOULDN’T Japan want to follow through with the authentic torch relay?

The torch lighting lacked a little something.  [Again, just try to top the Greeks with their flaming arrow.]  I was content with the unfolding shape.  But, I guess I thought Mt. Fuji would be…taller?  And, I thought something was going to be built around the mountain, considering all of the laborers seen earlier.  I suppose a torch not lighting would have been worse.  So…it’s lit…and that’s good.  [I find myself going back to the first championship of the Pokémon cartoon series, in Kanto, and looking for some firebird to carry the torch flame.]

I’d also like to applaud Tokyo for making a very “wooden” opening ceremony.  It appealed to my “Chinese astrological spirit” (so to speak).  From the Olympic rings to the bonsai trees behind reporters during interview portions and paper lanterns…just throw in some images of thriving bamboo, and I’ll be good.

Overall, I was not disappointed, considering the possible limitations, balancing the highlights with the shortcomings.  But, I did see room for improvement.

Feel free to share your thoughts and feelings on the Tokyo 2020/2021 opening ceremony.

28
Mar
17

Happy Birthday, Paige Spiranac

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A belated wish for a happy birthday to the lovely Paige Spiranac who turned…  [I’ll be old-fashioned discreet about a woman’s age.  Though it is such a special year for her (hint).  And, I’m posting this two days late.]

One of the prettiest golfers and blondes I’ve ever seen and an astrological match that blows (or challenges) the mind.  I might just be slightly above or below par for the course.  But, she’s more dazzling than any eagle.  And, I wood be awed to meet the iron woman.

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19
Feb
15

Happy Year of the Wood Sheep, 2015/4713

Happy Chinese New Year

Be nice to your sheep, and they’ll be nice to EWE.  Love and peace abound if EWE nurture them.  This is a year to grow/feed your friendships, relationships and warm feelings all around.

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09
Feb
15

American Holiday Mash-Up 2015 Ahead; Getting You Ready

In case you haven’t noticed, there’s a warm front of holidays blowing through (the U.S.A.) within a week’s time ahead. So, I’d like to take this time to send out the following wishes for happy celebration.

To those of you who still value love and romance, happy Valentine’s Day (Feb. 14th).

To those of you who have a passion for patriotism and U.S. history, happy Presidents’ Day (Feb. 16th).

To those of you who are Catholic, happy Fat Tuesday (Feb. 17th) and Ash Wednesday (Feb. 18th). [For those who are less/not religious, happy Mardi Gras (Feb. 17th).]

To those of you who share a fascination with the Far East with me or who follow the Chinese lunar calendar, happy Chinese New Year (Feb. 19th), the year of the wood sheep.

And, to those of you who are romantic, patriotic, Catholic, Chinese enthusiasts, happy Valentine’s, Presidents’, Fat Tues’, Ash Wednes’, Chinese New Year’s Day. [Phew!]

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[If you need some help identifying the images in the enclosed artwork: 1) The big red thing in back is a heart for Valentine’s Day. 2) That’s Abraham Lincoln with the tall hat and George Washington behind him, the 16th and 1st U.S. presidents. 3) The powdery oblong object (doughnut) leaking raspberry jelly is a traditional (Polish/Catholic) treat. 4) That’s a thumb distributing ashes on people’s foreheads. 5) I would hope the last object on the right is obviously a sheep.]

14
Jul
14

You Need to Get Lathed!

Have I told you the intense thrill I get from working with wood? I’m not talking about some run-of-the-mill joy you get from completing that dusty spice rack or bookshelf for your friend or family member. This thrill goes deeper than any man’s “lower appendage” can reach in the deepest of “woman wells.”

Yes. That’s right. If you know anything of sexual intercourse, you know the language I am speaking. You also know some version of the feeling. But, if I am not using the infamous tool of innuendo, am I seriously comparing “hot sex” to carpentry?

I am. There’s just one problem. Well, there’s more than one. But, I’m only focusing on one at the moment because more would probably blow both our “computer laundered” minds. [You know, how some articles of clothing get shrunk in the wash. There ya go. You got it. Right?] If I am not careful, my crafting could result in the creation of a birdhouse. I know it might sound crazy, but it’s true. I put myself to work for the thrill of it, and, suddenly, I’m staring at a birdhouse. But, I don’t want this.

If you ask me, there are already way too many birdhouses out there in the world. Heck. Birds are quite capable themselves of making nests in all sorts of places. Why do we need more?

So, to prevent this, I must wear special protection. And, if I share my skills with any women in this world, it seems vital that they too use protection lest they end up with a birdhouse they cannot fully enjoy. Unfortunately, the female version risks the function of internal organs with the potential for side effects spanning a lifetime. Luckily, more women than men seem content with finding a place in their lives for my unwanted sparrow shacks. I guess the risk of their lives seems less threatening than the loss/destruction of a birdhouse.

Knowing that protection was created by someone no more capable of invention than myself, it’s flawed at best. And, when the flaw reveals itself, guess what? You got it. I’m staring at yet another unwanted, unintended pigeon poop coop. These things are eating up my resources, including living space, and they’re starting to get on my nerves. But, I can’t give up the pursuit of that singular thrill. Can I?

If you’re tuning out or thinking I’m some sex-starved fool, dude (or dudette), you need to get lathed. Or, in other words, go file, drill, wrench, plumb, jack, plunger, pump, punch and/or hammer yourself. All it takes is for the fire of trending to spark a revolution.

If you’re going to get your hands dirty, do it without affecting the lives of others or be prepared for a surplus (or shortage) of robin roosts. Give a hoot; don’t contribute to the plagues of all mankind. Labor responsibly.

[In all seriousness as an artist, I prefer to work with pencil/pen and paper or clay, myself. But, to each their own.]




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