K.J. McPike > Quotes

“See, this is why I hate Google. You come across one site, match one symptom, and all of a sudden you’re dying of carbon monoxide poisoning or cancer of the big toe.”
― K.J. McPike, Xodus

“Everything may be black and white in your world, but in reality there's a hell of a lot of gray.”
― K.J. McPike, Xodus

“He smashed his lips together, and I knew what he was thinking. He always made that face before he brought up my mother. “Did it have anything to do with—”

“Not everything is about my mom,” I snapped before he could get the words out. “Geez, you took one psychology class, and you think you’re frickin’ Freud.”
― K.J. McPike, XODUS

“What's his name?" Jessica asked.
"Kai," I said. "Kai Awana."
Paisley nudged me. "I'm sure you know him as Kai Awana jump his bones.”
― K.J. McPike, XODUS

“Waking up the next morning was torture. I dragged myself to the bathroom feeling like I'd been thrown against a brick wall. Repeatedly. By the Hulk.”
― K.J. McPike, XODUS

“You’d be amazed at how little
you actually need the people you think you need.”
― K.J. McPike, XODUS

“I just want you to open your eyes. Understand where I'm coming from. Understand that one bad choice isn't all there is to me.”
― K.J. McPike, XODUS

“I fell back into the sofa, letting my head thump against the wall. Of course, there would be something else to complicate things. I couldn’t catch a break with a net the size of Texas.”
― K.J. McPike, Nemesis

“I couldn't help but feel a little smug at the prospect of finding my phone this way. I was going to beat Dad at his own game, using the ability he didn't believe I had.

Ha! Take that, you muggle!”
― K.J. McPike, XODUS

“Fine," I growled. "You win. I'll help you."
"Thank you."
"Seriously? You threatened my family if I didn't agree. I don't really think thank you covers it."
He pressed his lips together and shrugged. "Manners never killed anyone.”
― K.J. McPike, XODUS