Quotes - Mariane (São Paulo, 27, Brazil) Showing 1-30 of 41

#1

“The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.”
― Dorothy Parker

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#2

“If only we'd stop trying to be happy, we could have a pretty good time.”
― Edith Wharton

tags: happiness

845 likes

#3

“I require three things in a man: he must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid.”
― Dorothy Parker

tags: humor, men, romance

631 likes

#5

“I'm not a writer with a drinking problem, I'm a drinker with a writing problem.”
― Dorothy Parker

171 likes

#6

“I don't know much about being a millionaire, but I'll bet I'd be darling at it.”
― Dorothy Parker

tags: humor

1259 likes

#7

“Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both.”
― Dorothy Parker

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#8

“Women and elephants never forget.”
― Dorothy Parker

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#9

“Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.”
― Dorothy Parker

tags: cashmoney, decadence

165 likes

#10

“Living well is the best revenge.”
― Dorothy Parker

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#11

“When a man is in despair, it means that he still believes in something.”
― Dmitri Shostakovich

tags: despair, music

335 likes

#12

“I like men who have a future and women who have a past.”
― Oscar Wilde

tags: epigram, humor, men, women

2178 likes

#13

“Three be the things I shall never attain:
Envy, content, and sufficient champagne.”
― Dorothy Parker, The Portable Dorothy Parker

tags: humor

214 likes

#14

“What fresh hell is this?”
― Dorothy Parker, The Portable Dorothy Parker

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#15

“I won't telephone him. I'll never telephone him again as long as I live. He'll rot in hell, before I'll call him up. You don't have to give me strength, God; I have it myself. If he wanted me, he could get me. He knows where I am. He knows I'm waiting here. He's so sure of me, so sure. I wonder why they hate you, as soon as they are sure of you.”
― Dorothy Parker, The Portable Dorothy Parker

tags: calling, love, men, relationships

570 likes

#16

“L'umanità mi sta sul cazzo da sempre - ecco il mio motto.”
― Charles Bukowski, Women

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#17

“Heterosexuality is not normal, it's just common.”
― Dorothy Parker

tags: dorothy-parker, heterosexuality, homosexuality, humor, wit

1629 likes

#18

“Don't look at me in that tone of voice.”
― Dorothy Parker

tags: disapproval, humor, wordplay

1427 likes

#19

“I hate writing, I love having written.”
― Dorothy Parker

tags: writing, writing-process

1550 likes

#20

“All I want to be is very young always and very irresponsible and to feel that my life is my own-to live and be happy and die in my own way to please myself”
― Zelda Fitzgerald

tags: young, youth

164 likes

#21

“I wish I could write a beautiful book to break those hearts that are soon to cease to exist: a book of faith and small neat worlds and of people who live by the philosophies of popular songs.”
― Zelda Fitzgerald

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#22