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  • #1
    Todor Bombov
    “While an elderly man in his mid-eighties looks curiously at a porno site, his grandson asks him from afar, “‘What are you reading, grandpa?’” “‘It’s history, my boy.’” “The grandson comes nearer and exclaims, “‘But this is a porno site, grandpa, naked chicks, sex . . . a lot of sex!’” “‘Well, it’s sex for you, my son, but for me it’s history,’ the old man says with a sigh.” All of people in the cabin burst into laughter. “A stale joke, but a cool one,” added William More, the man who just told the joke. The navigator skillfully guided the flying disc among the dense orange-yellow blanket of clouds in the upper atmosphere that they had just entered. Some of the clouds were touched with a brownish hue at the edges. The rest of the pilots gazed curiously and intently outwards while taking their seats. The flying saucer descended slowly, the navigator’s actions exhibiting confidence. He glanced over at the readings on the monitors below the transparent console: Atmosphere: Dense, 370 miles thick, 98.4% nitrogen, 1.4% methane Temperature on the surface: ‒179°C / ‒290°F Density: 1.88 g/cm³ Gravity: 86% of Earth’s Diameter of the cosmic body: 3200 miles / 5150 km.”
    Todor Bombov, Homo Cosmicus 2: Titan: A Science Fiction Novel

  • #2
    “Listen, you might as well learn now that life’s nothin’ but a dirt sandwich and save yourself a lot of time.”
    A.G. Russo, The Cases Nobody Wanted

  • #3
    Steven Lomazow
    “FDR Unmasked chronicles Franklin Delano Roosevelt’s life from a physician’s perspective. It tells a harrowing story of heroic achievement by a great leader determined to impart his vision of freedom and democracy to the world while under constant siege by serious medical problems.”
    Steven Lomazow, FDR Unmasked: 73 Years of Medical Cover-ups That Rewrote History

  • #4
    Merlin Franco
    “Did you know? There are three major milestones in human evolution. One, the discovery of fire; two, the invention of the wheel; three, the creation of budget airlines.”
    Merlin Franco, Saint Richard Parker

  • #5
    “It is mainly the soluble fiber in the common natural foods that  lower cholesterol”
    Howard T. Joe M.S. Ph.D., Essential Guide to Treat Diabetes and to Lower Cholesterol: Treat Prediabetes and Lower Cholesterol

  • #6
    Sophocles
    “It's little I ask, and get still less, but quite enough for me.”
    Sophocles, The Oedipus Cycle: Oedipus Rex, Oedipus at Colonus, Antigone

  • #7
    Frances Hodgson Burnett
    “It’s true,” she said. “Sometimes I do pretend I am a princess. I pretend I am a princess, so that I can try and behave like one.”
    Frances Hodgson Burnett, A Little Princess

  • #8
    Nikolas Schreck
    “If you are drawn to the left hand path, it's usually because you've had some kind of life experience that has shocked you, awakened you.”
    Nikolas Schreck

  • #9
    Miguel Ruiz
    “Love for yourself is the key to loving other. Love begins with you.”
    Miguel Ruiz, Prayers: A Communion with Our Creator

  • #10
    Heath Sommer
    “You have a peace about you. You have a wisdom. You have a way of living life that kicks my butt and pushes me around, and it beats me out of my idiocy and narrow-mindness. You, Addy, you, have shown me what life is all about”
    Heath Sommer

  • #11
    K.  Ritz
    “Buying loyalty can be as effective as fear when one’s rival is poorer than oneself.”
    K. Ritz, Sheever's Journal, Diary of a Poison Master

  • #12
    Sara Pascoe
    “The sunset bled into the edges of the village. Smoke curled out of the cottage chimney like a crooked finger.”
    Sara Pascoe, Being a Witch, and Other Things I Didn't Ask For

  • #13
    Shafter Bailey
    “Your friends and I want you to stay aware of your surroundings, James Ed. These days you cannot anticipate what a disgruntled, former employee might do.”
    Shafter Bailey, James Ed Hoskins and the One-Room Schoolhouse: The Unprosecuted Crime Against Children

  • #14
    Max Nowaz
    “Every night I dream a lot. Every day I live a little.”
    Max Nowaz, Get Rich or Get Lucky

  • #15
    Todor Bombov
    “Let’s get to know each other. My name’s William, William More, but you can call me Willy. I’m an engineer-chemist who graduated from MIT. So . . . but you’re all alike to me . . . of course, you would be . . . you’re robots. And all your names are that sort of, um . . . codes, technical numbers . . . I need some marker where I can pick you out. Well, well, to you I’ll call . . .,” and Willy pondered for a moment, “Gumball, yes, Gumball! Do you mind?” “No, sir, actually no,” CSE-TR-03 said, agreeing with its new given name. “Ah, that’s wonderful. And then you’re Darwin,” Willy said, accosting the second robot. “Look what a nice name—Darwin! What do you say, eh?” “What can I say, sir? I like it,” CSE-TR-02 agreed too. “Yes, a human name with a past . . . You and Gumball . . . are from the same family, the Methanesons!” “It turns out thus, sir,” Darwin confirmed its family belonging. “And you’re like Larry. You’re Larry. Do you know that?” More addressed the next robot in line. “Yes, sir, just now I learned that,” the third robot said, accepted its name as well.”
    Todor Bombov, Homo Cosmicus 2: Titan: A Science Fiction Novel

  • #16
    “I remember Peyton [Manning] called me as soon as I got out to Denver. He started the conversation by asking me, ‘When did you get in?’ We mainly just talked to get familiar with each other.”
    Vernon Davis, Playing Ball: Life Lessons from My Journey to the Super Bowl and Beyond

  • #17
    A.S. Byatt
    “Ти коя си?
    Тук на най-високата полица
    аз стоя затворена, смалена
    в покрита с паяжини стъкленица,
    като древен прилеп изсушена.

    А каква била си?
    Златоликият бог ме разпалваше,
    пеех с крясъци, всъщност пищях,
    тази негова жар ме разяждаше,
    беше негов, не мой онзи глас.

    Какво виждаш?
    Видях твърд без основа
    как крепи небесата,
    видях как покрова
    върху Цезар намятат.

    На какво се надяваш?
    Страстта е огън потушен.
    И любовта лъжа е - зная.
    Човек към тлен е устремен
    и аз едната смърт желая.”
    A.S. Byatt

  • #18
    John Hersey
    “What has kept the world safe from the bomb since 1945 has been the memory of what happened at Hiroshima.

    – John Hersey, quoted in Fallout by Lesley Blume”
    John Hersey

  • #19
    Peter Benchley
    “seen Blue Water, White Death, the 1971 feature film that, for me, remains the finest documentary ever made about sharks.”
    Peter Benchley, Jaws

  • #20
    Charles Frazier
    “—Please, V says. Scribble. James opens his notebook and writes, The island was a separate place, situated partway between America and the moon. Some clear nights out with the telescope—moon full or gibbous—I felt about equidistant between the sharp-edged craters and the sparkling lights of America across the harbor. I knew that off the island very particular rules and laws and customs about skin color and blood degree applied, that the entire stretch of country from ocean to ocean was a strange place with a very strict borderline, and that I didn’t exactly fit on either side of it. Then across the bottom of the page—in a larger, more swooping hand—he writes: The island felt like home to a degree I’ve never experienced before or since.”
    Charles Frazier, Varina

  • #21
    Ralph Ellison
    “Nine owls have squawked out the rules and the hawks will talk, so soon they’ll come marching out of the woodpile and the woodwork—sore-head, sore-foot, right up close, one-butt-shuffling into history but demanding praise and kind treatment for deeds undone, for lessons unlearned. But studying war once more...”
    Ralph Ellison

  • #22
    Daniel Quinn
    “Do you see the slightest evidence anywhere in the universe that creation came to an end with the birth of man? Do you see the slightest evidence anywhere out there that man was the climax toward which creation had been straining from the beginning? ...Very far from it. The universe went on as before, the planet went on as before. Man's appearance caused no more stir than the appearance of jellyfish.”
    Daniel Quinn, Ishmael: An Adventure of the Mind and Spirit



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