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  • #1
    Margarita Barresi
    “¡Don’t tell me what to think, niña malcriada! And, you—” Don Gabriel pointed at Marco, “Stop filling my daughter’s head with nonsense.”
    Margarita Barresi, A Delicate Marriage

  • #2
    C. Toni Graham
    “Remember to celebrate the small accomplishments along your journey because they will provide the support needed when the road gets rocky. ”
    C. Toni Graham

  • #3
    “In response to be asked about Boris Johnson becoming UK Prime Minister...

    "I'm delighted. As the UK continues to plunge ever faster into a future akin to a dystopian novel I'll never run out of material to write more books. Although now that reality is more bizarre than fiction maybe plot-lines will need to be more ambitious. Perhaps a book where Boris Johnson is really an accidental sentient snafu of Trump's scrotum lint. Kind of a sequel to the Bush-Blair story. I see musical rights being drawn up as we speak.”
    R.D. Ronald

  • #4
    Michael G. Kramer
    “Captain Scultetus said, “Sir, I am the commander of the Swakopmund Coast Guard. My name and rank  are Captain Oskar Scultetus! I respectfully beg you not to open fire upon my city!”
    Michael G. Kramer, His Forefathers and Mick

  • #5
    Kenneth Schmitt
    “Our experiences are all a result of our personal energy signature, which develops from our focus of attention. Once we realize this, we can create a world of light and love in our personal consciousness, which also flows into the consciousness of humanity and the entire cosmos.”
    Kenneth Schmitt, Quantum Energetics and Spirituality Volume 1: Aligning with Universal Consciousness

  • #6
    Douglas Adams
    “If I ever meet myself,' said Zaphod, 'I'll hit myself so hard I won't know what's hit me.”
    Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

  • #7
    Lois Lowry
    “Fours, Fives, and Sixes all wore jackets that fastened down the back so that they would have to help each other dress and would learn interdependence.”
    Lois Lowry, The Giver

  • #8
    John  Green
    “As he read, I fell in love the way you fall asleep: slowly, and then all at once.”
    John Green, The Fault in Our Stars

  • #9
    O. Henry
    “Where the smoke cleared, the crystal air, with some of the efficacy of faith, seemed to remove the mountains almost to the sea, bringing them so near that one might count the scarred glades on their wooded sides.”
    O. Henry, Delphi Complete Works of O. Henry

  • #10
    Harold Bloom
    “Originality must compound with inheritance.”
    Harold Bloom, The Western Canon: The Books and School of the Ages

  • #11
    Robert Graves
    “Soldiers really are an extraordinary race of men, as tough as shield-leather, as superstitious as Egyptians and as sentimental as Sabine grandmothers.”
    Robert Graves, I, Claudius

  • #12
    N.S. Wikarski
    “Until the lions have their own historians”
    N.S. Wikarski, The Granite Key

  • #13
    “Your physical and emotional health are in danger.”
    Arelis Calkins, Rising Above Adversity: Healing and Nurturing your Inner Child

  • #14
    Marcia Breece
    “The bouquet of assorted meats, onions, garlic, thyme, bay and parsley wrapped around her like a warm, familiar quilt.”
    Marcia Breece, The Last Bottle

  • #15
    Isham Cook
    “There was no guarantee of the outcome, but mastering your fear would greatly increase the odds of survival.”
    Isham Cook, The Tao of Poison

  • #16
    Hanna  Hasl-Kelchner
    “Low employee engagement is a symptom of a suboptimal workplace culture”
    Hanna Hasl-Kelchner, Seeking Fairness at Work: Cracking the New Code of Greater Employee Engagement, Retention & Satisfaction

  • #17
    JoDee Neathery
    “Tennessee Williams said he’s always depended on the kindness of strangers. I think he meant you, Nicolas.”
    JoDee Neathery, Wings Against The Wind

  • #18
    Theasa Tuohy
    “Miranda's reward to herself, after a chief investigator dubbed her "the Eloise of four-year-old detectives," was to stretch her age.  She’d now taken to informing people that she was four- and-a-half-and-three-quarters. She didn't seem to grasp the concept of almost-five.”
    Theasa Tuohy, Mademoiselle le Sleuth

  • #19
    Bill  Bryson
    “Consider the Lichen. Lichens are just about the hardiest visible organisms on Earth, but the least ambitious.”
    Bill Bryson, A Short History of Nearly Everything

  • #20
    Michael G. Kramer
    “  “I am running back my tent to get my sub-machinegun. There are too many Noggies to kill using a pistol!” He then ran to where his scrape was and returned with the weapon.”
    Michael G. Kramer

  • #21
    William Gibson
    “There must be some Tommy Hilfiger event horizon, beyond which it is impossible to be more derivative, more removed from the source, more devoid of soul.”
    William Gibson, Pattern Recognition

  • #22
    William Makepeace Thackeray
    “The young lady's countenance, which had before worn an almost livid look of hatred, assumed a smile that was perhaps scarcely more agreeable.”
    William Makepeace Thackeray, Vanity Fair

  • #23
    Peter Benchley
    “Look, Chief, you can't go off half-cocked looking for vengeance against a fish. That shark isn't evil. It's not a murderer. It's just obeying its own instincts. Trying to get retribution against a fish is crazy.”
    Peter Benchley, Jaws



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