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    Woody Allen
    “I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.”
    ― Woody Allen
    tags: humor, life, sex
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    Oscar Wilde
    “Everything in the world is about sex except sex. Sex is about power.”
    ― Oscar Wilde
    tags: power, sex
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    Jay Asher
    “You can't stop the future
    You can't rewind the past
    The only way to learn the secret
    ...is to press play.”
    ― Jay Asher, Thirteen Reasons Why
    tags: change, future, play, rewind, secret, stop
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    Mae West
    “Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.”
    ― Mae West
    tags: humor, sex
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    Woody Allen
    “The difference between sex and love is that sex relieves tension and love causes it.”
    ― Woody Allen
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    Frank Zappa
    “If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.”
    ― Frank Zappa
    tags: education, sex
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    Woody Allen
    “Is sex dirty? Only when it's being done right.”
    ― Woody Allen
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    Gabriel García Márquez
    “sex is the consolation you have when you can't have love”
    ― Gabriel García Márquez
    tags: desire, loneliness, love, lust, passion, sex
    2492 likes

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    Jarod Kintz
    “It’s absolutely unfair for women to say that guys only want one thing: sex. We also want food.”
    ― Jarod Kintz, $3.33
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    Gabriel García Márquez
    “Don't let yourself die without knowing the wonder of fucking with love.”
    ― Gabriel García Márquez
    tags: fucking, love
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    Gilles Deleuze
    “If you're trapped in the dream of the Other, you're fucked.”
    ― Gilles Deleuze
    tags: dream, fucked-up, funny, humor, other, philosophy, relationships
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    Ashly Lorenzana
    “The more fucked up you are, the more I like you. As long as you've managed to hold onto your identity through all the shit, then it won't matter how twisted you are. I will love you more for it.”
    ― Ashly Lorenzana
    tags: dark, experiences, fucked-up, humor, identity, love, passion, twisted
    204 likes

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    Gary Shteyngart
    “There's nothing wrong with her except she's completely fucked up.”
    ― Gary Shteyngart, Super Sad True Love Story
    tags: fucked-up, women
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    Stephen King
    “Sometimes being a bitch is all a woman's got to hold on to.”
    ― Stephen King, Dolores Claiborne
    tags: bitch
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  • #15
    “Sometimes you have to be a bitch to get things done.”
    ― Madonna
    tags: bitch, life
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  • #16
    Bill Watterson
    “How come we play war and not peace?"
    "Too few role models.”
    ― Bill Watterson
    tags: peace, play, war
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  • #17
    Roald Dahl
    “Life is more fun if you play games.”
    ― Roald Dahl, My Uncle Oswald
    tags: enjoyment, fun, games, life, play
    276 likes

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    Ralph Waldo Emerson
    “It is a happy talent to know how to play.”
    ― Ralph Waldo Emerson
    tags: play
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    T.F. Hodge
    “Do not hate the player, nor the game...rule it!”
    ― T.F. Hodge, From Within I Rise: Spiritual Triumph over Death and Conscious Encounters With the Divine Presence
    tags: battle, conquer, game, hate, player, quotes, rule
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    Jarod Kintz
    “She says he says, but she could be lying to me, and he could be lying to her, so I can’t believe her, even if I could believe her.”
    ― Jarod Kintz, This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks
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    Gregg Olsen
    “If only these walls could talk…the world would know just how hard it is to tell the truth in a story in which everyone’s a liar.”
    ― Gregg Olsen, Envy
    tags: liar, writing
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    Criss Jami
    “Listen to God with a broken heart. He is not only the doctor who mends it, but also the father who wipes away the tears.”
    ― Criss Jami
    tags: broken, broken-hearts, comforting, crying, doctor, father, god, healing, heart, heartbreak, heavenly-father, hurt, listen, listening, loss, pain, recovery, tears
    1001 likes

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    Heather Hepler
    “When you really love someone, you see all their mess and their brokenness and you love them anyway. In fact, seeing all of that sort of makes you love them more.”
    ― Heather Hepler Love Maybe
    tags: broken, love
    168 likes

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  • #24
    “time made me stronger, you're no longer on my mind”
    ― Boyz II Men
    tags: break-up, couples, heartbroken, love, relationships, song-lyrics
    157 likes

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    Charlaine Harris
    “The sweetest part of being a couple is sharing your life with someone else.
    But my life, evidently, had not been good enough to share.”
    ― Charlaine Harris, Club Dead
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    Mother Teresa
    “Yesterday is gone. Tomorrow has not yet come. We have only today. Let us begin.”
    ― Mother Theresa
    tags: carpe-diem, future, past, present, time
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    Cormac McCarthy
    “Scars have the strange power to remind us that our past is real.”
    ― Cormac McCarthy, All the Pretty Horses
    tags: healing, injuries, memory, past, reality, scars, time
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    Madeleine L'Engle
    “A straight line is not the shortest distance between two points.”
    ― Madeleine L'Engle, A Wrinkle in Time: With Related Readings
    tags: science
    284 likes

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    Mother Teresa
    “If you judge people, you have no time to love them.”
    ― Mother Teresa
    tags: attributed-no-source
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  • #30
    Jim Morrison
    “The future is uncertain but the end is always near.”
    ― jim morrison
    tags: doom, future, time
    1229 likes



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