Kristina > Kristina's Quotes

“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”
― Albert Einstein

“Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.”
― Oscar Wilde

“What power would hell have if those imprisoned here would not be able to dream of heaven?”
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 1: Preludes & Nocturnes

“Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.”
― Robert A. Heinlein

“I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.”
― Woody Allen

“Reality continues to ruin my life.”
― Bill Watterson, The Complete Calvin and Hobbes

“I love mankind ... it's people I can't stand!!”
― Charles M. Schulz

“I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. ”
― W.C. Fields

“When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'.”
― Groucho Marx

“If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign?”
― Laurence J. Peter

“Eifersucht ist eine Leidenschaft, Die mit Eifer sucht, was Leiden schafft.


(Jealousy is a grievous passion that jealously seeks what causes grief.)”
― Franz Grillparzer, Epigrammi

“Like she knows she’s still in my veins, embedded in my marrow…no matter how much time has passed or how much things have changed. She’s still my constant. The last person I think about when I drag my sorry ass to bed after too many beers, and the first person I think about when I wake up with my head throbbing. She’s my twenty-one in blackjack, my jackpot on a slot machine, and my royal flush that’s always just out of my reach. She’s the lethal poison I can’t get out of my system.”
― Ashley Jade, Fold

“And when he walks away…he takes a part of me with him. A piece of me that only he understands. A piece that belongs to him and only him.”
― Ashley Jade, Bluff

“And even though our feelings for one another can flip on a dime, our connection never will. It’s secure, solid, stable. An inherent bond that’s unbreakable. I’m his exception, and he’s my anomaly.”
― Ashley Jade, Bluff

“You can't lose something that will always belong to you, angry girl.”
― Ashley Jade, Bluff

“You shouldn’t need a piece of paper to prove you love someone or that you’ll remain faithful to them…you should just do it. Put them first and show them you love them every single day…including the bad days when it’s not so easy. Fuck the paper.”
― Ashley Jade, Bluff

“I’m gay.” “And I hate country music. But I still listen to Johnny Cash.”
― Ashley Jade, Complicated Parts

“As usual, he has this uncanny ability to make me want to push him off a cliff…and then turn myself into a body of water at the last possible second just to make sure he lands safely.”
― Ashley Jade, Bluff

“multiply what you feel for me times infinity and it wouldn't even come close to how much I love you.”
― Ashley Jade, Complicated Hearts

“Being without Preston is like trying to breathe when you’re already drowning.”
― Ashley Jade, Bluff

“You, Kit Bishop, deserve the real fucking deal. The best kind of love. The constant, unwavering, selfless, for better or worse, never goes away and they'd do anything to see you smile kind of love. And one day, someone is going to come along and give it to you in spades. They're gonna crash right into you and never let go.”
― Ashley Jade, Bluff

“To the ones who scream in silence”
― Rina Kent, God of Fury

“Those who don’t play chess think the king is the strongest piece because the game ends when he dies, but they don’t stop to think that if the queen dies first, the king doesn’t have a chance to survive.”
― Rina Kent, Cruel King