Jessica add a quote by Cassandra Clare

Wed, 25 Jan 2012 16:40:46 -0800

"But—but...” Will sputtered. “Oh, leave it,” said Jem, kicking Will, not without affection, lightly on the ankle. “She annexed my plan!” “Will,” Tessa said firmly. “Do you care more about the plan being enacted or about getting credit for it?” Will pointed a finger at her. “That,” he said. “The second one." -- Cassandra Clare

Jessica add a quote by Becca Fitzpatrick

Wed, 08 Feb 2012 19:23:37 -0800

"Say 'provoking' again. Your mouth looks provocative when you do." -- Becca Fitzpatrick

Jessica add a quote by Cassandra Clare

Wed, 08 Feb 2012 19:24:04 -0800

"Jesus!" Luke exclaimed. "Actually, it's just me," said Simon. "Although I've been told the resemblance is startling." -- Cassandra Clare

Jessica add a quote by Cassandra Clare

Wed, 08 Feb 2012 19:24:20 -0800

"You know," Gabriel said, "there was a time I thought we could be friends, Will." "There was a time I thought I was a ferret," Will said, "but that turned out to be the opium haze. Did you know it had that effect? Because I didn't." -- Cassandra Clare

Jessica add a quote by Miranda Kenneally

Sat, 11 Feb 2012 16:41:17 -0800

"Now that we all have partners, all husbands should come pick up their projects." Pick up our project? Shrugging, I stand up and stretch my arms. Henry also stands. "No way, dude," I say. "I'm the man in this relationship." "Oh yeah, absolutely," he says, grinning. He sits back down as I walk to the closet to see this project, which turns out to be one of those fake electronic babies. Oh good God. Ms. Bonner hands me a fake baby boy. The doll has these creepy glass eyes that look like they’re staring straight into my soul. I hold the doll out in front of me like it's a flaming bag of poo and carry it back to Henry. "Congratulations, Mommy," I say, dropping the doll into his hands. You could've told me I knocked you up." -- Miranda Kenneally

Jessica add a quote by Miranda Kenneally

Sat, 11 Feb 2012 16:44:44 -0800

"Congratulations, Mommy," I say, dropping the doll into his hands. "You could've told me I knocked you up." "My bad. I thought you'd force me to get an abortion," Henry replies, taking the baby and cradling it as if it's real. "He has your eyes, Woods." "And your hair." The doll is bald. "Can we name him Joe Montana?" "Hells no, his name is Jerry Rice." "No, his name is Joe Montana." "I was in labor with him for fourteen hours!" Henry exclaims as he rocks the baby back and forth. “His name is Jerry Rice." I grin. "Fine." -- Miranda Kenneally

Jessica add a quote by Miranda Kenneally

Sat, 11 Feb 2012 16:48:50 -0800

"Shut up!" Henry says, "You're going to wake up Jerry Rice." "Jerry Rice?" Carter says, covering his mouth with a hand. I don't think I've ever seen Carter laugh so hard. "Carter, would you like to be the godfather?" Henry asks. "You know, in case anything happens to me and Woods this week?" "Charming," Carter says. "I''d be honored. Does JJ get to be godmother?" "Obviously," I say. "Can I hold Jerry Rice?" JJ asks. "He''s so cute." "No way, man," I reply. "I don't want to wake that thing up before practice. We'll be late if we have to feed it." "What does it eat?" Carter asks. "I have to breast-feed, cause I'm the mom," Henry says, continuing to push the stroller toward the locker room. "Actually," I say, "It eats a metal rod, made out of, like, lead. So basically, we're learning how to poison babies." "Radical," JJ says as we approach the gym," -- Miranda Kenneally

Jessica add a quote by Miranda Kenneally

Sat, 11 Feb 2012 16:50:37 -0800

"Yo, guys," Ty says, peering down into the stroller. "What the hell is that thing? Satan's spawn?" "You'd better watch it!" Henry says. He puts on a serious face, throws an arm around my shoulders, and pulls me in close. "That's our child you're talking about." Ty smiles, then looks at Jerry Rice. "Its eyes are seriously creeping me out. And I knew something was going on between you two." "You're right," Henry says. "Woods is my husband, and I'm her wife." -- Miranda Kenneally

Jessica add a quote by Miranda Kenneally

Sat, 11 Feb 2012 16:54:05 -0800

"Woods? Do you have a sec?" Ty asks. "Sure." "Alone?" Ty eyes Henry and Jerry Rice, and I jerk my head at Henry. "Fine," Henry says, rolling his eyes. "Divorce me if you must, Woods. I can't believe I've only been married half an hour and I'm already a single parent." Ty holds the door to the gym open so Henry can get the stroller through. I giggle at the sight of him carrying those diaper bags across the gym." -- Miranda Kenneally

Jessica add a quote by Miranda Kenneally

Sat, 11 Feb 2012 16:56:01 -0800

"Henry looks from my face back to the field, and his eyes pop open wide. I turn to see why he's gaping: JJ and Carter are messing around, trying to shove a scrawny wide receiver into Jerry Rice's stroller. "JJ!" Henry yells, "You can't fit a freshman in that stroller." -- Miranda Kenneally

Jessica add a quote by Daisy Whitney

Thu, 16 Feb 2012 09:57:56 -0800

"I don't need to be any place else, because the music takes me to the only place I want to be right now. To the place where I am and have always been wholly me, the only church I've ever belonged to, the only place I've ever prayed." -- Daisy Whitney

Jessica add a quote by Daisy Whitney

Thu, 16 Feb 2012 09:59:42 -0800

"Even though I know Miranda is suppose to jam her heel—she wears leather boots with four-inch spikes in my version—into his shin, sending Caliban to the floor in a crippline mess, I don’t do that. Instead, like I’m some sort of primitive creature, an animal operating only on instinct, I whip around, lift my knee and jam it into his balls. Henry grabs his crotch and falls to the ground. He moans, the class gasps, and Ms. Peck stands motionless.”—240" -- Daisy Whitney

Jessica add a quote by Kendare Blake

Thu, 23 Feb 2012 19:02:43 -0800

"You fuck - you ate my cat!" -- Kendare Blake

Jessica add a quote by Cassandra Clare

Thu, 23 Feb 2012 19:03:10 -0800

"So what was that all about?" "I think," Jace said, "that she asked if she could touch my mango." "She said that?" Jace shrugged. "Yeah, then she gave me her number." -- Cassandra Clare

Jessica add a quote by Pittacus Lore

Thu, 23 Feb 2012 19:03:11 -0800

"And even if we were hunting vampires, what the hell is the Silly Putty for?" -- Pittacus Lore

Jessica add a quote by Lisa Desrochers

Fri, 24 Feb 2012 10:30:02 -0800

"I walk up right behind Frannie, where she’s sitting near the door, in time to hear her say, “You know what, Tay? Go to Hell,” and I smile, because I think it’s cute that she’s inviting her friends along." -- Lisa Desrochers

Jessica add a quote by Lisa Desrochers

Fri, 24 Feb 2012 10:30:21 -0800

"Whoa! I knew you were hot, but Jesus!’ she says, and I wonder why she things He has anything to do with it." -- Lisa Desrochers

Jessica add a quote by Lisa Desrochers

Fri, 24 Feb 2012 10:30:36 -0800

"There’s no crying in baseball and no love in Hell. It’s just the rules." -- Lisa Desrochers

Jessica add a quote by Lisa Desrochers

Fri, 24 Feb 2012 10:30:49 -0800

"She gets to the bottom of the stairs, and I lift her off the ground and kiss her. As I lower her back to her feet she says, ‘Mmm, nice. That’s gonna score you some points with the parents.’ I look into the stands and see her parents standing there, slack-jawed, Dad with a camera perched, forgotten, in his hand. And Grandpa is laughing. ‘So what’s the plan?’ ‘I’m working on it. But I’m pretty sure it doesn’t include molesting me in front of them." -- Lisa Desrochers

Jessica add a quote by Lisa Desrochers

Fri, 24 Feb 2012 10:31:01 -0800

"Gabriel. This has to be his fault, somehow. I'm going to track him down, pluck out his angel feathers, and stuff a pillow with them." -- Lisa Desrochers

Jessica add a quote by Lisa Desrochers

Fri, 24 Feb 2012 10:31:12 -0800

"Sii la mia schiava d’amore,” I purr. Her expression is guarded. “What did you say?” An amused smile pulls at my lips. “I’ll never tell.” Somehow, I don’t think she’d agree to be my love slave anyway." -- Lisa Desrochers

Jessica add a quote by Lisa Desrochers

Fri, 24 Feb 2012 10:31:34 -0800

"I'm literally too hot to handle." -- Lisa Desrochers

Jessica add a quote by Lisa Desrochers

Fri, 24 Feb 2012 10:31:57 -0800

"If there's a Hell on Earth, it's high school." -- Lisa Desrochers

Jessica add a quote by Lisa Desrochers

Fri, 24 Feb 2012 10:32:29 -0800

"There’s no crying in baseball and no love in Hell. It’s just the rules. You could say it’s against our religion, more or less." -- Lisa Desrochers

Jessica add a quote by Jana Oliver

Sun, 26 Feb 2012 17:31:31 -0800

"Riley. How bad has it been?" "Just fabulous. The demonic kitten really made my night." -- Jana Oliver

Jessica add a quote by Jana Oliver

Sun, 26 Feb 2012 17:32:57 -0800

"What did ya learn from this dumbass stunt?” Here's where she was supposed to apologize, promise to be a good little girl and never do anything like this again. Screw that. Riley locked eyes with him. “I learned that the Holy Water better be fresh, that I need practice throwing the spheres, and that someone has to watch my back so asshats don't steal my demons." -- Jana Oliver

Jessica add a quote by Jana Oliver

Sun, 26 Feb 2012 17:33:44 -0800

"That's Denver Beck, isn't it? Paul mentioned him. What's he like?" Ori asked. "Oh, where do I start? Beck's mouthy and he lives to tell me what to do." In short, he's so not you. "Why do you want to know?" A glimmer appeared in Ori's dark eyes. "Just scoping out the competition." -- Jana Oliver

Jessica add a quote by William Shakespeare

Sun, 26 Feb 2012 17:35:40 -0800

"Hell is empty and all the devils are here." -- William Shakespeare

Jessica add a quote by Jana Oliver

Sun, 26 Feb 2012 17:38:07 -0800

"Accepting favors from fiends was so against the rules. Like potato chips, you couldn't stop at just one, then you'd find yourself at Hell's front door trying to explain why your soul had a big brand on it that said “Property of Lucifer." -- Jana Oliver

Jessica add a quote by Jana Oliver

Sun, 26 Feb 2012 17:39:16 -0800

"Ya lied to me and put yerself in danger. If the Three hadn’t ripped you apart, those two bastards would have. Ya gotta listen to me girl. I’ve been down this road myself.’ Riley Smirked. ‘Those guys wanted to party with you too?" -- Jana Oliver