Tommy Baker

“In fact, it seemed to him that he could almost hear the wedding bells ringing already. Then, coming out of his dreams, he realized that it was the telephone.”
― P.G. Wodehouse, Summer Lightning

“Experience, dearly bought in the days of his residence at the University, had taught him that when the Law gripped you with its talons the only thing to do was to give a false name, say nothing and hope for the best.”
― P.G. Wodehouse, Summer Lightning

“Of course I think so. Have you forgotten what I told you the other day?’ ‘Yes,’ said Lord Emsworth. He always forgot what people told him the other day.”
― P.G. Wodehouse, Summer Lightning

“No love could stand up against the sight of me in a sailor suit at the age of ten. I”
― P.G. Wodehouse, Summer Lightning