“ if you love two people at the same time, choose the second. Because if you really loved the first one, you wouldn't have fallen for the second. if you love two people at the same time, choose the second. Because if you really loved the first one, you wouldn't have fallen for the second. ...more ” — Johnny Depp

“ See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time. ” — Robin Williams

“ To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing. To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing. ...more ” — William Shakespeare