"Privilege 50%
Humble Brags 20%
Martha's Vineyard 15%
COVID 10%
Financial Hardship. 0%
Osprey 5%"

"Holy. Belle Burden, I hate your ex-husband, too.
May her ex-husband always be at that stage of life where he’s kinda really balding kinda not.
May both sides of his pillow be always hot.
May he always run out of milk when he really wants cereal.
May his breath always stink.
May he clog every toilet he uses.
May he stump his toe on every door.
May his phone always die during important calls.
I hope he feels a rock in his shoe and never finds it.
May he always find and eat eggshells in his eggs.
May his socks always have that wet feeling and never dry.
May he always get slightly burned whenever he drinks hot coffee.
LOSER. LOSER. LOSER."

"really really good stuff. chuck you insufferable piece of shit"