With apologies to Orson Welles and the Paul Masson wine brand, “We will sell no wine before its time.”
Vaguebooking
I really don’t have strong feelings either way about it, other than to say that I doubt it’s effective as a marketing strategy. Or I should say it’s ineffective unless the you’re a big name with really big news. To be honest, if I tried to vaguebook, my FB and Instagram friends would either ignore the post or at least not comment on it. I don’t post news before its time.
In order to (attempt) to stay relevant, I usually post something every week or so, even if there’s nothing major going on in my writing life. Sometimes I resort to something personal, like cooking or cats or drawings, just to make sure my friends don’t forget me. I try not to flood my feed with too many posts too close together. I see many writers who post several items in one day, and while that may work for them, I doubt I could pull it off. I’m not that interesting.
If ever I’m bursting to share great news prematurely, I resist the urge. It’s difficult, but better to get a bang out of one good post than to have people scratching their heads wondering what I’m hinting at in a vaguebook post. I would even say that, at times, a cryptic post about news that can’t be shared is frustrating for the reader. Don’t tease me. I want satisfaction!
I haven’t had a new book out since December 2022, so there hasn’t been a lot for me to crow about, cryptically or otherwise. Every two weeks I post on FB and IG about my 7 Criminal Minds pieces, but not much else besides occasionally giving a shoutout to a friend’s book. And, of course, cats. I recently posted on Black Cat Appreciation Day. And when Tom Lehrer passed away, I put up a link to my favorite song of his, “I Got It from Agnes.” Click here to give a listen. I won’t spoil it with cryptic hints. It’s a funny song that lets the listener’s own dirty mind decide what “it” is.
And here’s a black cat, Boko, eating his salad.
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