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leadthefuckingway
Colin Mochrie is the undisputable fucking king of Improv
The newscaster puns are a whole different level.
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you've heard of the big bad wolf, now get ready for
small good cat
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A prodigy
You missed the best part. They weren’t even their sheep. This good pupper gathered up a bunch of random sheep it found somewhere on the countryside and brought them home for its human.
*whispers* the countryside is full of free sheep
qwocodile
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boymilk-moved-deactivated201903
full offense but like…. ladies and gentlemen…. this is mambo number 5
boymilk
Reblogged onlygoneforawhile
this is so sad alexa bring in the dancing lobsters
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yeah i’m beautiful but where is my mental stability???
Reblogged thebootydiaries
how to find the right guy:
- be in a room with a bunch of guys
- shout “WHAT TEAM?”
- whoever responds “WILDCATS!” is the one
- if more than one responds in the appropriate manner, have them fight to the death. whoever is left is the one.
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Source: animatedtext
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rabioheab-deactivated20200416
Cool Names For You To Name Your Children
- Farquaad
- Farquaad II
- Farquaad III
- Farquaad IV
- Farquaad V
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Iron Man, released May 2, 2008 Happy ten year anniversary of the MCU
Source: proinslascassidy