Also botanists. And fugu chefs.

if there is any evidence of water exposure then it nullifies your warranty anyways, regardless of whether it's been marketed as "waterproof."

Yes, I've been looking forward to this technology since playing SimCity 2000 as a kid. They had microwave power plants in the game which would occasionally catch fire if the microwave beam "missed" the dish. Exciting!

Phones don't have SD card slots anymore, where have you been?

I suspect they are not metabolizing it completely. In fact, I bet the worm tailings are actually only 25% decomposed, so it's not really a solution yet. But promising I guess.

I have polystyrene insulation in my walls. I sure hope it lasts a long time!

Tuvok is a Vulcan. Being wooden and emotionless is kind of his thing.

Have you? Modern South Park is about as funny as a political cartoon.

These are legacy shows that only stay in production due to an existing fanbase. It's an easy bet for the execs. However, if a new show tried to do that kind of humor, well... that safety net is all out the window. Even these shows have gotten much tamer. Have you seen the first season of Always Sunny recently? Holy shit.

It makes as much sense as protecting your loved ones by pushing them down the stairs.

They are all protected at the bottom of the stairs.

Probably soccer. It's difficult to simulate the repeated brain damage required to play American football.

People already do this, though. For many people they find it "easier" to send text via voice on their phones. Kind of funny since it is a phone and that should be the natural way to use it, but it usually results in a gibberish string-of-consciousness text that the less observant will just send without reading and force you to decipher. How longer until an AI will rephrase your words to make you easier to understand? Brings us back to "dictated not read."

Isn't this simply due to the Windows 10 end of support? People are finally being forced to buy new computers, even if they don't really need them.

Thank god, I've been waiting for years for this. Ever since Windows 7 I've been wondering why there can't be more lightweight apps running in my taskbar.

Maybe they'll finally bring XEyes, and maybe XBiff to Windows!

It's necessary for all workloads to be triply-redundant because oh no what if the server went down for a few minutes?!